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  • bobbyreid
    Unsaved trash, godmocking troll
    • Apr 2013
    • 2

    #1

    praise be to god

    Not your christian god though. The Muslim god for he is the one and only god according to the qu'ran.
    The qu'ran is exactly the same in ideology as your bible, it just talks about a different god.
    Did you know there are over 100 different supposedly omnipotent gods out there in the world for different theology's? I bet you will just say "DOESNT MATTER MY GOD IS THE ONE TRUE GOD" bla bla bla yeah get in line you and 500 other religions are saying the same thing.
    Fear not though, because we as a civilization are advancing rapidly... Science is taking over and neuroscience wil lead us to understand how human beings can become so absolutely twisted and warped as to think these crazy things.
    We will end religion once and for all VERY soon, and won't you all be so sad when we finally rid it completely from society
    Get used to it, you can't stop progress. People will look down on you as an outcast once science reveals you all for the lunatics you clearly are
    neil degrasse tyson
    isaac newton
    socrates,
    philip zombardo

    these are people who make you all look small and dumb and infantile in your believes and how you treat other people. Stay away from educated people unless you want to be completely humbled...
    Why don't you move farther in towards the south where we keep all the retards of this nation. Come near my town and your church wouldn't stand for very long lol
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: praise be to god

    Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound a bit confused, though. At the risk of sounding like yet another nagging woman, I would like to offer the following thoughts, feeble as they may be.



    Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
    Not your christian god though. The Muslim god for he is the one and only god according to the qu'ran.
    So, you're a muslim? How old is your wife? Has she started menstruation yet?

    Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
    The qu'ran is exactly the same in ideology as your bible, it just talks about a different god.
    I wonder. Perhaps, with the exception of the very identity of Who God is, His nature, His will, His character, His grace, His gift to humanity, His response to sin, and, well, everything other than the fact both texts are written on paper, you might have a point. But I don't think so.

    Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
    Did you know there are over 100 different supposedly omnipotent gods out there in the world for different theology's? I bet you will just say "DOESNT MATTER MY GOD IS THE ONE TRUE GOD" bla bla bla yeah get in line you and 500 other religions are saying the same thing.
    Fear not though, because we as a civilization are advancing rapidly... Science is taking over and neuroscience wil lead us to understand how human beings can become so absolutely twisted and warped as to think these crazy things.
    We will end religion once and for all VERY soon, and won't you all be so sad when we finally rid it completely from society
    So.... you aren't a muslim? You don't have a prepubescent wife? Perhaps you are an atheist, in which case, it would be remiss of me to not remind you that as a homosexual, you are cutting your life expectancy in half.

    Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
    Get used to it, you can't stop progress. People will look down on you as an outcast once science reveals you all for the lunatics you clearly are
    neil degrasse tyson
    isaac newton
    socrates,
    philip zombardo

    these are people who make you all look small and dumb and infantile in your believes and how you treat other people. Stay away from educated people unless you want to be completely humbled...
    I don't know any of these people. Are they friends of yours? Perhaps you'd like to invite them to our friendly forum!



    Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
    Why don't you move farther in towards the south where we keep all the retards of this nation. Come near my town and your church wouldn't stand for very long lol
    The LORD will protect us wherever He leads us. Just as He led Moses with a giant pillar of cloud during the day, and watched over with a giant pillar of fire at night (Exodus 13:21), so too will the LORD watch over and guide His Chosen, True Christians™.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • bobbyreid
      Unsaved trash, godmocking troll
      • Apr 2013
      • 2

      #3
      Re: praise be to god

      you are a sad sad person.
      subjecting yourself to being considered lower all because in some book it says so.....
      that book you base your life upon is outdated by thousands of years... its lore and myth and that is all.
      you are not "lower" than a man... you are lower than other more intelligent humans though. fortunately you can fix that with knowledge
      you don't know who those people are?
      there astrophysicists and great thinkers and psychologists. all of whom are a lot smarter than you and most people on this site advocating your sick belief.
      its ok though because sooner then you think you are all going to be put in your place. meaning science is going to expose you all for being complete wack jobs I don't have faith in that, its the truth based on what we see in the world around us.
      religion is fading quick , thank god about time.
      If god exists he would want it that way, but who knows if he does.
      religion is not neccessary to believe in god either by the way.
      not that i do believe, just pointing it out that religion WILL be extinguished but god is separate from that.
      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: praise be to god

        Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
        you are a sad sad person.
        You're mistaken. You see, as a True Christian™, I have the peace of God "which passeth all understanding," (Philippians 4:7). That means, even if I do feel sad in my flesh, I don't have to believe in that. I can believe that I feel peace, even when it doesn't feel like it. I know it's confusing, but rest assured, I'm not sad.

        Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
        you are not "lower" than a man... you are lower than other more intelligent humans though.
        None of which are men? Is that what you mean?

        Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
        you don't know who those people are?
        there astrophysicists and great thinkers and psychologists. all of whom are a lot smarter than you and most people on this site advocating your sick belief.
        Well, they can't be terribly smart if they are going to Hell, now can they?



        Originally posted by Faithorburninhell View Post
        meaning science is going to expose you all for being complete wack jobs I don't have faith in that, its the truth based on what we see in the world around us.
        How interesting. What "truth" do you see in the world around you?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: praise be to god

          Welcome friend, you sure are quite the little blatherer. How about you take a moment between your deriding pontifications and consider what Jesus thinks. Do you realize, just a few days ago, he died for YOUR sins? What are you going to do for Jesus? Bake him a cake?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: praise be to god

            Bobby! Don't be a wimp in front of Jesus! He called you here for a reason, and that reason isn't to spew childish hatred on God's favorite forum. Come on! We aren't bad people, we just want you to accept Christ as your personal Savior! Who are we hurting?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mary Thompson
              True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2013
              • 653

              #7
              Re: praise be to god

              Originally posted by bobbyreid View Post
              Not your christian god though. The Muslim god for he is the one and only god according to the qu'ran.
              The qu'ran is exactly the same in ideology as your bible, it just talks about a different god.
              Did you know there are over 100 different supposedly omnipotent gods out there in the world for different theology's? I bet you will just say "DOESNT MATTER MY GOD IS THE ONE TRUE GOD" bla bla bla yeah get in line you and 500 other religions are saying the same thing.
              Fear not though, because we as a civilization are advancing rapidly... Science is taking over and neuroscience wil lead us to understand how human beings can become so absolutely twisted and warped as to think these crazy things.
              We will end religion once and for all VERY soon, and won't you all be so sad when we finally rid it completely from society
              Get used to it, you can't stop progress. People will look down on you as an outcast once science reveals you all for the lunatics you clearly are
              neil degrasse tyson
              isaac newton
              socrates,
              philip zombardo

              these are people who make you all look small and dumb and infantile in your believes and how you treat other people. Stay away from educated people unless you want to be completely humbled...
              Why don't you move farther in towards the south where we keep all the retards of this nation. Come near my town and your church wouldn't stand for very long lol
              You say these people are smart yet the bible tells us they are fools (Psalms 14:1), I just have one question for you, dear:
              Why so much hate? We never called you hurtful things, I bet you wouldn't be able to say these things to Pastor Ezekiel in person, you are just a troll, one who should have been beaten as a child, I know you have not been beaten because you are not wise, (Proverbs 29:15).
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: praise be to god

                Welcome to your once chance to be saved by Jesus!

                Whatever crazy moon god notions you have in your head you're well on the road to recovery when you are washed clean of Sin in His blood.

                So, friend, how about it? Will you open yourself, relax in His presence and let Him enter you?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: praise be to god

                  Originally posted by bobbyreid View Post
                  Not your christian god though. The Muslim god for he is the one and only god according to the qu'ran.
                  The qu'ran is exactly the same in ideology as your bible, it just talks about a different god....
                  Dear Abdul,

                  Thank you SO MUCH for being honest about the fact that "Allah" is not the same God that is spoken of in the Hebrew and Christian Bibles.

                  If I had a shekel for every time some advocate of "tolerance" and "diversity" has told me Muslims, Christians, and Jews all worship the same God, well, I'd have a whole lot of shekels!

                  (Probably enough shekels that I could buy my way out of a prickly situation or two, if you know what I mean and I think you do.)
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                  • Alterboy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 207

                    #10
                    Re: praise be to god

                    I am confused by your advanced form of stupidity! You mention you believe in Allah and then mention how we shall be outcasts because science shall disprove us.
                    Did you know that Sura 86:7 in the Koran states that semen is produced in the backbone. What does science have to say about that?

                    Can we cut the introduction and just stone this heathen already?
                    I Samuel 20:4
                    "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                    This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #11
                      Re: praise be to god

                      Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                      Can we cut the introduction and just stone this heathen already?
                      Not just yet, young man. There is hope for everyone if they will accept Jesus. Let's give the fool a chance to be redeemed, and save his tent in whatever rag-head sand patch he calls home. God is patient and we need to be like Him.

                      Acts 16:31 "And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house."

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • Alterboy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 207

                        #12
                        Re: praise be to god

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Not just yet, young man. There is hope for everyone if they will accept Jesus. Let's give the fool a chance to be redeemed, and save his tent in whatever rag-head sand patch he calls home. God is patient and we need to be like Him.

                        Acts 16:31 "And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house."

                        In Christ
                        Brother, your compassion knows no bounds. This child is in need of an exorcism. He has been possessed by the demon of confusion.
                        I Samuel 20:4
                        "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                        This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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