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  • Marc Thyme
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2013
    • 46
    #16
    Re: Not sure where to start...

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Mr. Etheldreda never allowed me to breastfeed my daughters for this very reason. He couldn't stand the thought of one of his daughters enjoying a breast in her mouth.
    Mrs. Etheldreda, I am grateful for the information and will be sure to impart it to my two sons and two two sons-in-law, both of whom I suspect have already unwittingly allowed the same mistake. Once the mistake has been made, is there a way to repair the damage?
    Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

    Marc

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #17
        Re: Not sure where to start...

        Originally posted by Marc Thyme View Post
        Mrs. Etheldreda, I am grateful for the information and will be sure to impart it to my two sons and two two sons-in-law, both of whom I suspect have already unwittingly allowed the same mistake. Once the mistake has been made, is there a way to repair the damage?
        It's never too late to impose some Godly discipline (well, except for your daughters, maybe)!

        As a Titus 2 woman, I am pleased to share with the younger women those things that have worked well in the Etheldreda home. You are more than welcome to share the following information with your sons:

        Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #18
            Re: Not sure where to start...

            Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum.

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453
                #19
                Re: Not sure where to start...

                Originally posted by Marc Thyme View Post
                After having four daughters, we persisted and were finally blessed with two sons, one of whom has already fathered a grandson for us, the other of whom was only recently married and is serving our country by blowing the heads off Afghan Muslims. He's due home sometime in May and I've expressed to him my hope for a grandson as a result of his reunion with his wife. But that reunion will have to wait a day or two after his return as he and I are planning to ride our motorcycles through the hills of Kentucky and Tennessee (sans wives) and spend some quality time together visiting a few of the tobacco plantations, distilleries, and Baptist churches that dot the landscape of that beautiful area. Appalachia is full of good Christian folk, from what I've heard.
                I have PM'd you my cell number. Call when you are in Knoxville, we can do 'The Tail', rt29 I'll be down with my boys on the Ducatis (I recently got a deal on an entire truck load).
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #20
                    Re: Not sure where to start...

                    Thanks for uploading a photo, Mr. Thyme. It's nice to be able to put a face to the name. I can tell you're our kind if people. If you know what I mean.
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                      • Marc Thyme
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 46
                        #21
                        Re: Not sure where to start...

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I have PM'd you my cell number. Call when you are in Knoxville, we can do 'The Tail', rt29 I'll be down with my boys on the Ducatis (I recently got a deal on an entire truck load).
                        Thank you, Mr. Hutchins. I spoke briefly with my son earlier this evening via Skype, mentioned your kind offer, and he is pretty stoked about it! He's been deployed for the last ten months and was wondering if there are any places in Appalachia where a good Christian soldier might do a little "missionary" work, where he might be welcomed home properly. We're now planning on making our little bike tour into four or five days of ministry, spending some quality father-son time together, and bringing the Word of Christ Jesus to some of the less fortunate folks in the area before heading back to post where he and his wife can then get on with the blessed task of giving me another grandson before he is deployed again. He'd love a Ducati, rides a Suzuki now. I ride a Yamaha Road Star 1700. After what I've learned about HD and some of their "policies of inclusion", I can't bring myself to own one. Sorry if that offends any Harley snobs out there, but after seeing two women on an Ultra Classic and learning that one of them holds a position of authority up in Milwaukee, I do not wish to be seen on one of their machines. Can you imagine? A woman piloting a motorcycle?
                        Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                        Marc

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                          • Holly Graham
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 348
                            #22
                            Re: Not sure where to start...

                            Hello Brother Marc,

                            I've already been enjoying some of your posts, and didn't realize that you were a newer member like myself.

                            As others have said, I am sorry for the loss of your daughters. I have two jew children myself, so as you can imagine, I too have totally failed as a mother. Luckily they are just teenagers, so hopefully with proper retraining, they will not burn in hell.

                            If you would permit me to ask, I'd like to invite your wife over for pie sometime soon. It's the least I can do for an obviously Godly man like yourself.

                            YIC,
                            Holly

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                              • Marc Thyme
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 46
                                #23
                                Re: Not sure where to start...

                                Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                                Hello Brother Marc,

                                I've already been enjoying some of your posts, and didn't realize that you were a newer member like myself.

                                As others have said, I am sorry for the loss of your daughters. I have two jew children myself, so as you can imagine, I too have totally failed as a mother. Luckily they are just teenagers, so hopefully with proper retraining, they will not burn in hell.

                                If you would permit me to ask, I'd like to invite your wife over for pie sometime soon. It's the least I can do for an obviously Godly man like yourself.

                                YIC,
                                Holly
                                Holy Holly, how nice of you to open your home to my wife! Coincidentally, we will be in your area soon. I am planning a trip to the Godly state of Texas later this month to visit with one of my dearest friends in Christ who works as a chaplain for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to drop my wife off with you for, say, a day or two, and then head over to Huntsville on my motorcycle (I'll be trailering it to Texas). I'd welcome the opportunity to get to know your husband and sons if they're available to ride with me. We shouldn't be more than a day or two, possibly three or four, but by no means much more than five days. If they've got a little vacation time coming, I'm confident they'll find the outing spiritually invigorating.

                                1 Corinthians, Chapter 11
                                Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                                Marc

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