Now that I have your attention, I will personally be greeting you all at the gates of hell. YOLO, muthafukas! See you fags in hell!
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Well then. I'm sure we will see you in Hell....from way up in Heaven...Originally posted by El Gibbon View PostNow that I have your attention, I will personally be greeting you all at the gates of hell. YOLO, muthafukas! See you fags in hell!But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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yep, and he'll be looking at us:Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View PostWell then. I'm sure we will see you in Hell....from way up in Heaven...
Luke 16:23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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I will be greeting you into the gates of hell as well as the so called " true Christian" fags like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary EthereldaOriginally posted by Alexandria Puckett View PostWell then. I'm sure we will see you in Hell....from way up in Heaven...A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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How DARE you insult True Christians(tm), you miserable heathen??Originally posted by El Gibbon View PostI will be greeting you into the gates of hell as well as the so called " true Christian" fags like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary EthereldaGod created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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You are such a silly little boy. I am praying for you. Mr. Holly allowed me on the internet to look up "fag," because I didn't think a woman could be addressed at one.Originally posted by El Gibbon View PostI will be greeting you into the gates of hell as well as the so called " true Christian" fags like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary Etherelda
Imagine my surprise when I found this definition of "fag." (#7) It's amazing how much it describes you, "El Gibbon."
I will pray for you, homosexual child. (Ephesians 4:29)fag
Short form for faggot.
A word used by ignorant homophobic teenage males to describe anybody/thing but themselves. This is almost always in a subconscious attempt to prove that they are not gay; everybody around them is.
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You sure are strange...But the Bible says we are blessed by persecution, so awesome! Thank God for your insults!Originally posted by El Gibbon View PostI will be greeting you into the gates of hell as well as the so called " true Christian" fags like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary Etherelda
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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How dare you insult such fine True Christians like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary Etheldreda? Do you have any scripture to back up your posts, El Gibbon?Originally posted by El Gibbon View PostI will be greeting you into the gates of hell as well as the so called " true Christian" fags like Pastor Ezekiel and Mary EthereldaThinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46) 
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Whenever I'm uncertain of a word, I look it up. Best to be sure. So I looked up 'gibbon' and, well, I guess I understand better now why "El Gibbon" is pretty confident he'll end up at the gates of hell in the end.

He looks like Morgan Freeman!
Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,
Marc
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So everyone on this site is actually gay? You so called "true Christians" sicken me.Originally posted by HolyHolly View PostYou are such a silly little boy. I am praying for you. Mr. Holly allowed me on the internet to look up "fag," because I didn't think a woman could be addressed at one.
Imagine my surprise when I found this definition of "fag." (#7) It's amazing how much it describes you, "El Gibbon."
I will pray for you, homosexual child. (Ephesians 4:29)A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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You best look up the term "El Gibbon", because I used it to see if these wannabes would know it. They didn't.Originally posted by Marc Thyme View PostWhenever I'm uncertain of a word, I look it up. Best to be sure. So I looked up 'gibbon' and, well, I guess I understand better now why "El Gibbon" is pretty confident he'll end up at the gates of hell in the end.

He looks like Morgan Freeman!
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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