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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #31
    Re: G'Day Everyone

    Originally posted by LGBTProchoiceliberal View Post
    I am so proud i have found another good person in this world aussie. i am an agnostic bisexual liberal who also stumbled upon this site and have been looking at the ignorance and laughing my ass off at them. if this is what the bible teaches (which it surely isnt) maybe satan had his reasons. all of you "christians" who are saying these horrible things are the most ignorant racist and biased assholes ive ever had the displeasure of coming into view of. if this is christisnity (which it isnt) i piffleing hate it.
    Why all the hostility, friend? Here we are welcoming a new friend into the community, and you come along and share such anger. What happened? Did your priest molest you as a child? Why do you hate Jesus so very much? Hellbound Jim is a rare breed, indeed - an atheist who is polite and civil and honest. Surely the LORD is working through Him. You know, the LORD can work through you, too! In fact, the LORD can touch you in a very special way!

    In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Kayla For Christ
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2011
      • 20

      #32
      Re: G'Day Everyone

      Originally posted by LGBTProchoiceliberal View Post
      I am so proud i have found another good person in this world aussie. i am an agnostic bisexual liberal who also stumbled upon this site and have been looking at the ignorance and laughing my ass off at them. if this is what the bible teaches (which it surely isnt) maybe satan had his reasons. all of you "christians" who are saying these horrible things are the most ignorant racist and biased assholes ive ever had the displeasure of coming into view of. if this is christisnity (which it isnt) i piffleing hate it.
      I don't think you have any idea what you are in for if you choose to be a bisexual like I was. I haven't been here in awhile but I should have listened to these smart people.

      I went on a "date" with another woman and it cost me everything. My education, my money, my happiness and my future. The twenty minutes of simultaneous and mutual cunnilingus just wasn't worth what came next. A "Death Spiral" could not be a more accurate assessment of my recent misery.

      Why do you not like Jesus and want to be with him in heaven?

      Kayla

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      • Christbound Jim
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2013
        • 42

        #33
        Re: G'Day Everyone

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        There is no such thing meathead. Get off the floor you drunk and go to bed.
        Sorry Deaner

        I wasn't saying I was a Psychotheological Analyst Therapist, it was the title under Dr Niles name in the post above. I certainly wouldn't presume to suggest a True Christian like Dr Niles would make up a title.

        hellbound Jim

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        • Christbound Jim
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2013
          • 42

          #34
          Re: G'Day Everyone

          Originally posted by Kayla For Christ View Post
          I don't think you have any idea what you are in for if you choose to be a bisexual like I was. I haven't been here in awhile but I should have listened to these smart people.

          I went on a "date" with another woman and it cost me everything. My education, my money, my happiness and my future. The twenty minutes of simultaneous and mutual cunnilingus just wasn't worth what came next. A "Death Spiral" could not be a more accurate assessment of my recent misery.

          Why do you not like Jesus and want to be with him in heaven?

          Kayla
          Hi Kayla for Christ

          As a teenager growing up on a cattle station in the remote northwest of Australia a stockman got me drunk and lured me into performing fellatio on him. The incident left a bad taste in my mouth regarding homosexual behavior so I can certainly agree that such a death spiral is the result of such actions.

          hellbound Jim

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #35
            Re: G'Day Everyone

            Originally posted by hellbound Jim View Post
            Sorry Deaner

            I wasn't saying I was a Psychotheological Analyst Therapist, it was the title under Dr Niles name in the post above. I certainly wouldn't presume to suggest a True Christian like Dr Niles would make up a title.

            hellbound Jim
            You are correct Jim. Brother Niles is most definitely out of this world and such a respected Man of God that he may call himself whatever he wishes. My most humblest apologies to you and Brother Niles.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #36
              Re: G'Day Everyone

              Originally posted by hellbound Jim View Post
              ... a stockman got me drunk and lured me into performing fellatio on him. The incident left a bad taste in my mouth regarding homosexual behavior...
              This is the type of unfettered honesty that opens the gates of Heaven to your soul. It is obvious you are on the path to Christ's warm embrace.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #37
                Re: G'Day Everyone

                Originally posted by LGBTProchoiceliberal View Post
                ... i have read the bible and it's nothing like whichever one youve been reading. trust me i used to be catholic.
                A catlick; well that pretty well explains everything. You guys don't read the Bible, you talk to statues.

                But seeing that you have said that you've read the Bible; what does the Bible say we should do to gay people?

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                • Christbound Jim
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 42

                  #38
                  Re: G'Day Everyone

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  You are correct Jim. Brother Niles is most definitely out of this world and such a respected Man of God that he may call himself whatever he wishes. My most humblest apologies to you and Brother Niles.
                  Thank you Deaner, no need to apologize to me, on re-reading what I had written it obviously wasn't clear what I meant.

                  I must say that I have spent years on atheist internet forums and this is the first time I've ever seen anyone apologize for making a mistake. The True Christians on this board are both surprising and impressing me.

                  hellbound Jim

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                  • Holly Graham
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 348

                    #39
                    Re: G'Day Everyone

                    Originally posted by hellbound Jim View Post
                    Thank you Deaner, no need to apologize to me, on re-reading what I had written it obviously wasn't clear what I meant.

                    I must say that I have spent years on atheist internet forums and this is the first time I've ever seen anyone apologize for making a mistake. The True Christians on this board are both surprising and impressing me.

                    hellbound Jim
                    You will find that we are truly fun, and full of love.

                    If only we could convince more hellbound atheists like you.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Sister Holly

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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838

                      #40
                      Re: G'Day Everyone

                      Originally posted by LGBTProchoiceliberal View Post
                      I am so proud i have found another good person in this world aussie. i am an agnostic bisexual liberal who also stumbled upon this site and have been looking at the ignorance and laughing my ass off at them. if this is what the bible teaches (which it surely isnt) maybe satan had his reasons. all of you "christians" who are saying these horrible things are the most ignorant racist and biased assholes ive ever had the displeasure of coming into view of. if this is christisnity (which it isnt) i piffleing hate it.
                      Well, no need to stumble out. I'll be happy to direct you.

                      Pastor Ed

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                      • Christbound Jim
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 42

                        #41
                        Re: G'Day Everyone

                        Hi Sister Holly

                        I'm certainly feeling some Christian love on these boards, you good folk are lovely.

                        hellbound Jim

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                        • Mary Thompson
                          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 653

                          #42
                          Re: G'Day Everyone

                          Originally posted by hellbound Jim View Post
                          Hi Sister Holly

                          I'm certainly feeling some Christian love on these boards, you good folk are lovely.

                          hellbound Jim
                          Why are you an atheist, Jim? Jesus weeps.
                          Thinking of Abortion?
                          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                          • Christbound Jim
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 42

                            #43
                            Re: G'Day Everyone

                            Well atheism for me has always been the default position Mary.

                            Granddad was a believer but he had a horse roll on him when I was very young so his influence was minimal.

                            Grandma was a believer but she had suffered a couple of strokes and was in a wheelchair and whenever she started trying to instill the fear of God into us kids mum would tell us it was the dementia talking.

                            Dad went down to the big city to attend university and came back married to a secular woman.

                            We lived in a remote area in the Kimberly region and were educated via the School of the Air, which back then used shortwave radio to reach isolated communities. I don't remember religious studies being a big part of the curriculum.

                            Hence I grew up without any religious instruction and have never really thought to much about it.

                            hellbound Jim

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #44
                              Re: G'Day Everyone

                              Originally posted by hellbound Jim View Post
                              Hi Dr Niles

                              One thing I have found with the majority of atheists I know is that they are firmly entrenched within the atheistic paradigm with shared preconceptions and conditioning.

                              As a Psychotheological Analyst Therapist I'm sure you are aware that when people are invested in any such paradigm they are unable to apply proper critical thinking to it. It's only once we step outside of our belief system that we are properly able to critique it.

                              My presence on these boards among the true Christians is a allowing me to step outside the atheist paradigm and apply proper critical thinking to my own long held beliefs.

                              It's incredibly enlightening and I thank all the True Christians on this board for allowing me to stink up the boards with my sin whilst I do so.

                              I must say too that the King James Bible is a surprisingly good read.

                              hellbound Jim
                              I must say that your words are most reminiscent of mine own conversations with the Hell bound.

                              Being able to step outside of one's perspective and into a more posivitavist epistemological framework is the hallmark of being able to influence paradigm shift in even the most entrenched atheistical into accepting Jesus into their lives.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #45
                                Re: G'Day Everyone

                                Originally posted by LGBTProchoiceliberal View Post
                                I am so proud i have found another good person in this world aussie. i am an agnostic bisexual liberal who also stumbled upon this site and have been looking at the ignorance and laughing my ass off at them. if this is what the bible teaches (which it surely isnt) maybe satan had his reasons. all of you "christians" who are saying these horrible things are the most ignorant racist and biased assholes ive ever had the displeasure of coming into view of. if this is christisnity (which it isnt) i piffleing hate it.
                                You assert that the Bible does not support our words but actually our words support the Bible.

                                I challenge you to find where one True Christian(tm) on this site has misquoted the Bible?

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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