G'Day Everyone

[Christbound Jim]

Hi

I'm an Aussie atheist who stumbled onto your site by accident. I've been snooping about and reading, initially I must admit just looking for a chance to mock the godly, But as I read more I became very impressed by the obedience and just plain goodness of the fine Christian women posting on your site.

So I've registered because I have a question. Is there anyway I can get my godless agnostic woman to be more obedient, submissive and nice without actually becoming a Baptist? You know cause I'm God hating, sin loving atheist scum and all so obviously becoming a Baptist isn't really an option.

Thanks in advance

[John Creeser]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Hi

I'm an Aussie atheist who stumbled onto your site by accident. I've been snooping about and reading, initially I must admit just looking for a chance to mock the godly, But as I read more I became very impressed by the obedience and just plain goodness of the fine Christian women posting on your site.

So I've registered because I have a question. Is there anyway I can get my godless agnostic woman to be more obedient, submissive and nice without actually becoming a Baptist? You know cause I'm God hating, sin loving atheist scum and all so obviously becoming a Baptist isn't really an option.

Thanks in advance

Hi James - in short, no. If you would like an obedient wife you both must get Saved and read the Bible. Your wife should specifically read:

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

Once she understands that God commands her to be submissive unto your will, it should no longer be a problem.

In Christ,

John.

ps. Why do you want to burn in hell?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Hi

I'm an Aussie atheist who stumbled onto your site by accident. I've been snooping about and reading, initially I must admit just looking for a chance to mock the godly, But as I read more I became very impressed by the obedience and just plain goodness of the fine Christian women posting on your site.

So I've registered because I have a question. Is there anyway I can get my godless agnostic woman to be more obedient, submissive and nice without actually becoming a Baptist? You know cause I'm God hating, sin loving atheist scum and all so obviously becoming a Baptist isn't really an option.

Thanks in advance

First off, kudos for actually being honest about your Christ-mocking intentions. An honest atheist is mighty hard to come by.

Second, your attempts to use our site to mould a godless woman into a less godless woman is both deplorable and somehow not so bad.

Look around the site, and if by chance Jesus pricks your heart to kneel before him in obedience, do not resist.

Hoping for the best,

Pastor Ed

[Christbound Jim]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Thank You both gentlemen for your kind replies.

I do have an old copy of the King James Bible that used to belong to my dear old Granny. I'll get it out of the box and have a look at those verses.

Gran was a Baptist I think, I remember how when the evils of the world used to get her angry she'd shout "Take me now Lord Jesus, please take me now!" Then one day when they were electing a new pope on the TV Jesus answered her prayers. She used to get so angry at the catholics, "They're not really Christians!" she would yell.

I only kept the bible cause it reminded me of her and how she used to whack me with it when I got too close to her wheelchair.

"Godless heathen!" she cry, "You're hell bound Jim, hell bound!" and whack me with her bible.

So that's why I chose my log in name.

Thanks again, I'm impressed by your patience and politeness to a heathen, I know if you blokes showed up on an atheist forum they'd be grabbing for the pitchforks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Gran was a Baptist I think, I remember how when the evils of the world used to get her angry she'd shout "Take me now Lord Jesus, please take me now!" Then one day when they were electing a new pope on the TV Jesus answered her prayers. She used to get so angry at the catholics, "They're not really Christians!" she would yell.

I only kept the bible cause it reminded me of her and how she used to whack me with it when I got too close to her wheelchair.

"Godless heathen!" she cry, "You're hell bound Jim, hell bound!" and whack me with her bible.

She sounds like she was a strong, Spirit-Filled woman of God!

If I were to offer advice, I would suggest you start reading the Holy Bible, all of it, to your girlfriend or wife. We know that "faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God" (Romans 10:17). When she becomes Saved©, she'll have no other desire before her than to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13) the way He set it up (Colossians 3:18). I pray in turn she will bring you into the fold (1 Peter 3:1). But please don't worry. Once you've made the choice to be a True Christian™, you'll have no more pesky thoughts about how good it is to be a free-thinking, hellbound sinner.

[John Creeser]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Thank You both gentlemen for your kind replies.

I do have an old copy of the King James Bible that used to belong to my dear old Granny. I'll get it out of the box and have a look at those verses.

Gran was a Baptist I think, I remember how when the evils of the world used to get her angry she'd shout "Take me now Lord Jesus, please take me now!" Then one day when they were electing a new pope on the TV Jesus answered her prayers. She used to get so angry at the catholics, "They're not really Christians!" she would yell.

I only kept the bible cause it reminded me of her and how she used to whack me with it when I got too close to her wheelchair.

"Godless heathen!" she cry, "You're hell bound Jim, hell bound!" and whack me with her bible.

So that's why I chose my log in name.

Thanks again, I'm impressed by your patience and politeness to a heathen, I know if you blokes showed up on an atheist forum they'd be grabbing for the pitchforks.

James, your "granny" sounds like a devout True Christian(tm)

Personally, I don't see the need to be rude or mean to you. I just provide the unsaved with subtle reminders of the dangers of spitting in the face of Jesus. For instance;

Mark 3:29, Revelation 21:8, Matthew 13:50

Like I always say, God gave us free will to either choose Him or choose eternal damnation.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: G'Day Everyone

I'm an Aussie atheist who stumbled onto your site by accident...You know cause I'm God hating, sin loving atheist scum and all so obviously becoming a Baptist isn't really an option.

Friend, we are all born with a filthy sin-loving nature. Personally, I hated God so much, I chose to be a promiscuous and predatory rectalsexual for twenty miserable years of disease and despair. Until I read His Word.

1 John 1:6-10 "If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

There is serious sin in your life, young man. It's keeping you from a personal relationship with Jesus and a lifetime of real happiness. Will you let us help guide Him into your corrupt and stained soul this day?

In Christ

[Christbound Jim]

Re: G'Day Everyone

She certainly had a strong right arm Mary, that bible whacking used to hurt. I think she was pretty full of spirits a lot of the time.

I'll try to get my wife to have a look at the bible, I mean it can't hurt can it? Unless she whacks me with it.

Guess I'll go and try to find the box with the bible then. I'll have a read and get back to you all a little later.

Thanks

[Christbound Jim]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Brother Harold

It's encouraging to know that even true Christians have been at one time tempted and ensnared by sin.

I've walked in the ways of sin for a long time Brother, I'll find the Bible and have a read, I can't promise anymore than that.

Thank you

[John Creeser]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Brother Harold

It's encouraging to know that even true Christians have been at one time tempted and ensnared by sin.

I've walked in the ways of sin for a long time Brother, I'll find the Bible and have a read, I can't promise anymore than that.

Thank you

This is a step in the right direction friend. Also, you mentioned you just "happened" upon our Godly site, I don't think so - Jesus sent you here for a reason.

Think about it, if you get Saved you get to look down from heaven watching those burning in hell!!

Psalm 2:4

And for your next question, no, you will not feel bad at all!!

Revelation 21:4

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: G'Day Everyone

God is as real as the fires of Hell, Jim. Reading the Bible always confirms that simple fact to me. It can do the same for you, too. Perhaps you will come to realise that by fearlessly and honestly revealing to the ungodly (and those who wrongly think they are godly) the true contents of the Bible you can promote the message of just how real God actually is.

Won't you read it and join us in promoting God's real love to people? After all, He only created Hell to burn those who deserve it.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Welcome, Jim!
You and your girlfriend or wife reading the Bible is a step in God's direction, I know that it seems hard to think of believing, but trust and fear in The Lord brings wisdom and happiness. The Bible answers so many questions that science hasn't. Let Baby Jesus into your heart!
Praying for you,
Mary Thompson.

[Christbound Jim]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Hi everyone
I found granny’s old Bible and had a bit of a read. It’s a pretty long book so instead of starting at the beginning I went straight to the verses Mr Creeser referred to up thread and sat down with my wife and tried reading the verses to her.

Unfortunately she became quite emotional and said some pretty awful things about me and the bible and God and Christians. I won’t repeat any of the things she said as I understand this is a family board and I wouldn’t want any children or good Christian women to read it.

Then she asked me what the Bible said about masturbation and when I answered that I didn’t know she said “you better hope it’s not a sin cause it’s the only sex you’ll be getting for some time” then stormed off into the bedroom and locked the door leaving me sleeping on the couch. I’m not sure she’s ready to be touched by Jesus.

Somewhat discouraged I went onto my usual atheist forum and low and behold found a thread entitled “Abrahamic Faiths and their continued degradation of women and gays”.

Feeling a little more knowledgeable on the subject after the helpful replies here I logged in and offered a suggestion that some of the rules in the Bible regarding women didn't sound too bad. Well that thread blew up quicker than an Arab suicide bomber at a Bar Mitzvah . Everyone piled on and I can’t help feeling a bit discouraged.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Hi everyone
I found granny’s old Bible and had a bit of a read. It’s a pretty long book so instead of starting at the beginning I went straight to the verses Mr Creeser referred to up thread and sat down with my wife and tried reading the verses to her.

Unfortunately she became quite emotional and said some pretty awful things about me and the bible and God and Christians. I won’t repeat any of the things she said as I understand this is a family board and I wouldn’t want any children or good Christian women to read it.

Then she asked me what the Bible said about masturbation and when I answered that I didn’t know she said “you better hope it’s not a sin cause it’s the only sex you’ll be getting for some time” then stormed off into the bedroom and locked the door leaving me sleeping on the couch. I’m not sure she’s ready to be touched by Jesus.

That's probably the Feminazi Demons coming out of her. It means you hit a vulnerable target! Good Job! Keep it up, and don't stop no matter what she says or does! Christ ALWAYS wins!

Somewhat discouraged I went onto my usual atheist forum and low and behold found a thread entitled “Abrahamic Faiths and their continued degradation of women and gays”.

Feeling a little more knowledgeable on the subject after the helpful replies here I logged in and offered a suggestion that some of the rules in the Bible regarding women didn't sound too bad. Well that thread blew up quicker than an Arab suicide bomber at a Bar Mitzvah . Everyone piled on and I can’t help feeling a bit discouraged.

Friend, what you want is to turn your back on bad influences like atheists. Stick around here and learn how to get Saved©!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Hi everyone
I found granny’s old Bible and had a bit of a read. It’s a pretty long book so instead of starting at the beginning I went straight to the verses Mr Creeser referred to up thread and sat down with my wife and tried reading the verses to her.

Unfortunately she became quite emotional and said some pretty awful things about me and the bible and God and Christians. I won’t repeat any of the things she said as I understand this is a family board and I wouldn’t want any children or good Christian women to read it.

Then she asked me what the Bible said about masturbation and when I answered that I didn’t know she said “you better hope it’s not a sin cause it’s the only sex you’ll be getting for some time” then stormed off into the bedroom and locked the door leaving me sleeping on the couch. I’m not sure she’s ready to be touched by Jesus.

Somewhat discouraged I went onto my usual atheist forum and low and behold found a thread entitled “Abrahamic Faiths and their continued degradation of women and gays”.

Feeling a little more knowledgeable on the subject after the helpful replies here I logged in and offered a suggestion that some of the rules in the Bible regarding women didn't sound too bad. Well that thread blew up quicker than an Arab suicide bomber at a Bar Mitzvah . Everyone piled on and I can’t help feeling a bit discouraged.

Don't give up, here is a good thread to show her because in truth she sounds a bit like a feminazi:
Give feminists True Equality™