[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Good morning Mr Jim. I have been planting a garden and am reminded of Mark 4.

MARK 4
1 And he began again to teach by the sea side: and there was gathered unto him a great multitude, so that he entered into a ship, and sat in the sea; and the whole multitude was by the sea on the land.
2 And he taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine,
3 Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow:
4 And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.
5 And some fell on stony ground, where it had not much earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth:
6 But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away.
7 And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.
8 And other fell on good ground, and did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and brought forth, some thirty, and some sixty, and some an hundred.
KJV

Are there a lot of wild fowls in your area? I am having trouble with wombats.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Well this is awkward.

This post is from my wife Barbara, whose pleasant nature and sunny disposition prompted me to register for these forums in the first place.
While I was out she used my computer to express her high regard for me. It seems I need to put my house in order.

Proverbs 6:19 A false witnesse that speaketh lies; and him that soweth discord among brethren.

Proverbs 12:4 A vertuous woman is a crowne to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed, is as rottennesse in his bones.

Proverbs 21:19 It is better to dwell in the wildernesse, then with a contentious and an angry woman.

Christbound Jim

So you're no longer an athiest?

[Christbound Jim]

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Good morning Mr Jim. I have been planting a garden and am reminded of Mark 4.

MARK 4
1 And he began again to teach by the sea side: and there was gathered unto him a great multitude, so that he entered into a ship, and sat in the sea; and the whole multitude was by the sea on the land.
2 And he taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine,
3 Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow:
4 And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.
5 And some fell on stony ground, where it had not much earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth:
6 But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away.
7 And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.
8 And other fell on good ground, and did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and brought forth, some thirty, and some sixty, and some an hundred.
KJV

Are there a lot of wild fowls in your area? I am having trouble with wombats.

Good morning Sister MitzaLizalor

Both wild fowl and galahs can be a problem for gardeners around here. Wombats can be pesky can't they?

Christbound Jim

[Christbound Jim]

Re: G'Day Everyone

So you're no longer an athiest?

Sister Mary, thanks to the help of the Godly folk on these boards and their direction to the True word of God contained in the King James Bible 1611 I have been led towards the light of Lord Jesus.

I fell on my knees and prayed and the love of Jesus entered me.

I am no longer an atheist I now know the path I must follow.

YIC

Christbound Jim

[Mary Thompson]

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Sister Mary, thanks to the help of the Godly folk on these boards and their direction to the True word of God contained in the King James Bible 1611 I have been led towards the light of Lord Jesus.

I fell on my knees and prayed and the love of Jesus entered me.

I am no longer an atheist I now know the path I must follow.

YIC

Christbound Jim

I am very pleased to hear that! Which reminds me, how are things between you and your wife?
YIC
Mary Thompson.

[Christbound Jim]

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I am very pleased to hear that! Which reminds me, how are things between you and your wife?
YIC
Mary Thompson.

Hi Mary

I administered some corrective discipline in a calm and controlled manner, confiscated her credit cards, cash and car keys and fired the housekeeper so Barbara has less time on her hands and more work to do.

She did cry out to God a couple of times during the correction so I have hope I can bring her to Lord Jesus. After all she was the vessel Lord Jesus used to lead me to these forums and through them to His Love.

Ephesians 5:22 Wiues, submit your selues vnto your own husbands, as vnto the Lord.

Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, euen as Christ is the head of the Church: and he is the sauiour of the body.

Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the Church is subiect vnto Christ, so let the wiues bee to their owne husbands in euery thing.

YIC

Christbound Jim

[Christbound Jim]

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That's the way. If you lack faith, reading the Bible is the cure.

Rom 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

Read your Bible with urgency and pray without ceasing. You don't know when God may require your soul from you (Lk 12:20).

I don't know where you're up to with your reading, but have you read enough yet to be convinced that Jesus temporarily died for your sins 2,000 years before you even committed them?

Anyway, welcome to the forum. It's good to have another Aussie on here.

Hi Brother Pim

Yes I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, Glory! Thank you for the welcome it's wonderful to be here.

YIC

Christbound Jim

[Christbound Jim]

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I have tears in my eyes Jim, I really do. This is what I dream of; soul winning!!! What a privilege Brother Deaner has bestowed on you, you have graduated to a full fledged forum member!! Glory friend!!

Imagine...JUST IMAGINE... that one day you might join the ranks of us True Christians™ (no easy task either). It fills me with untold joy, and I will be waiting with open arms (in a non gay way).

I may even take the family to Chic-fil-A today in celebration.

Thank you Brother John

I hope I am worthy of this privilege, I have taken the first steps down the road to salvation.

I hope to be able to one day return that hug, also in a manly non-gay way.

YIC

Christbound Jim

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'Day Everyone

Mrs Thompson is married and is probably unavailable to cook for you, if you suspect your "wife" may be out picking toadstools

I CORINTHIANS . look up
7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried, or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife. But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him. For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy. But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart . A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: KJV

..I do have some wonderful recipes for emu. Did you know that wombats are particularly fond of fuchsias? Even more than kangaroos like apple trees. I think suspicious women are quite dreadful, don't you? Yes I planted 3 lovely fuchsias

but they were gnawed by a wombat. I don't suppose Mrs Bound had any recipes for wombat did she?

[Pim Pendergast]

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Hi Brother Pim

Yes I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, Glory! Thank you for the welcome it's wonderful to be here.

YIC

Christbound Jim

Praise Jesus! We can't see them, but by faith we know the angels are rejoicing in heaven right now.

Lk 15:10 Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

[Holly Graham]

Re: G'Day Everyone

HALLELUJIA !!

I am so glad to see you following the righteous path!

[Christbound Jim]

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Mrs Thompson is married and is probably unavailable to cook for you, if you suspect your "wife" may be out picking toadstools

I CORINTHIANS . look up
7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried, or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife. But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him. For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy. But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart . A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: KJV

..I do have some wonderful recipes for emu. Did you know that wombats are particularly fond of fuchsias? Even more than kangaroos like apple trees. I think suspicious women are quite dreadful, don't you? Yes I planted 3 lovely fuchsias

but they were gnawed by a wombat. I don't suppose Mrs Bound had any recipes for wombat did she?

I had no idea wombats loved fuchsias, it's such a shame when the hard work you do in the garden is undone by pests.

I don't think there are any toadstools to hand but there is a Datura plant nearby. I think I may prepare my own meals in the interim, just till Mrs Bound and I have reconciled our differences.

Perhaps this will help:

Wombat Casserole

1.5 kg Wombat meat
1 can stewed tomatoes
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 pkg. baby carrots
6 potatoes, quartered
1 small pkg. lentils
1 can tomato juice
Sliced celery
Onions
Green beans

Method:
Place all ingredients in casserole dish and cover with foil. Bake at 180 degrees Celsius for 12 hours. Eat hearty.

YIC

Christbound Jim

[Mary Thompson]

Re: G'Day Everyone

I had no idea wombats loved fuchsias, it's such a shame when the hard work you do in the garden is undone by pests.

I don't think there are any toadstools to hand but there is a Datura plant nearby. I think I may prepare my own meals in the interim, just till Mrs Bound and I have reconciled our differences.

Perhaps this will help:

Wombat Casserole

1.5 kg Wombat meat
1 can stewed tomatoes
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 pkg. baby carrots
6 potatoes, quartered
1 small pkg. lentils
1 can tomato juice
Sliced celery
Onions
Green beans

Method:
Place all ingredients in casserole dish and cover with foil. Bake at 180 degrees Celsius for 12 hours. Eat hearty.

YIC

Christbound Jim

I have always wondered what to do with the pesky wombats in the backyard! Now to get my husband's permission to use the family gun...

[MitzaLizalor]

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I have always wondered what to do with the pesky wombats in the backyard! Now to get my husband's permission to use the family gun...

Genesis 25:29 And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint: KJV

God did not bless Esau despite his efforts God preferred soup:

GENESIS 25
27 And the boys grew: and Esau was a cunning hunter, a man of the field; and Jacob was a plain man, dwelling in tents.
28 And Isaac loved Esau, because he did eat of his venison: but Rebekah loved Jacob.
29 And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint:
30 And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom.
31 And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy birthright.
32 And Esau said, Behold, I am at the point to die: and what profit shall this birthright do to me?
33 And Jacob said, Swear to me this day; and he sware unto him: and he sold his birthright unto Jacob.
34 Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did eat and drink, and rose up, and went his way: thus Esau despised his birthright.
KJV

The best lentils are Australian, from soil uncursed by pastoralism. The beef of wombat depends on his root, then leaves, drink potage? Drinks something I only drink Christ.