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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #16
    Re: Praise Jesus!!!

    Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post
    Yes, I know my child.
    Be silent now, for there are great forces at work here that require my every attention.
    If you direct your every attention to the red cross in the upper right and click it, I feel you will be able to give your brain the rest it so richly deserves.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5389

      #17
      Re: Praise Jesus!!!

      Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post
      Yes, I know my child.
      Be silent now, for there are great forces at work here that require my every attention.
      Friend, you seem to think you're wise, yet you have an abundance of pride.

      A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels (Proverbs 1:5)

      Your soul doesn't have room for both wisdom and pride. You need to rid yourself of one before you can have room for the other.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • Nigra Squaw
        Unsaved trash
         
        • May 2008
        • 77

        #18
        Re: Praise Jesus!!!

        HOLY COW!!!


        Maybe he's not a demon!!!
        All mammals understand love and affection, but only man shows a propensity to place himself into the shoes of another life-form. Losing this capability, among individuals of the species,
        reduces them below their much heralded position, and readies the climate for the likely fall of man. A fall from grace.

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        • gothtard godmocker
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2008
          • 39

          #19
          Re: Praise Jesus!!!

          It's funny.......but speaking from experience... there's nothing that makes a Christian more anticipatory (other than a potluck after the sermon) than hearing the testimony of a sinner. But due to my recent exposure by the perceptive SISTER DEMON SNIFFER,
          I will not bore you with the details of my damnation.

          You name me so therefore I am.

          Let it be known that in no way do I dispute the words of KJV 1611 or your wise leaders.
          But let it also be known that in no way do I endorse such words.
          Remember....all parties get what they ask for.

          I was promised a feast in the end and I grow bored waiting.
          So, for now I am just killing time, circling the flock, looking for your weak, your backsliders, your pretenders
          (all the while trying to catch a whiff of that pure lady 'tang).

          Toss me a gothroach now and then and I may keep my distance.

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #20
            Re: Praise Jesus!!!

            Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post
            It's funny.......but speaking from experience... there's nothing that makes a Christian more anticipatory (other than a potluck after the sermon) than hearing the testimony of a sinner. But due to my recent exposure by the perceptive SISTER DEMON SNIFFER,
            I will not bore you with the details of my damnation.

            You name me so therefore I am.

            Let it be known that in no way do I dispute the words of KJV 1611 or your wise leaders.
            But let it also be known that in no way do I endorse such words.
            Remember....all parties get what they ask for.

            I was promised a feast in the end and I grow bored waiting.
            So, for now I am just killing time, circling the flock, looking for your weak, your backsliders, your pretenders
            (all the while trying to catch a whiff of that pure lady 'tang).

            Toss me a gothroach now and then and I may keep my distance.
            You'll find no such poseurs here as yourself, DEMON.


            LOOSING THE SPIRITS OF GOD



            I John 4:1 Beloved, do not put faith in every SPIRIT, but prove (test) the SPIRITS to discover whether they proceed FROM God;...

            You always hear about THE HOLY SPIRIT, and demon SPIRITS, but there are many SPIRITS FROM God that we need to use as part of our Spiritual Warfare against the enemy, the devil and his demons.

            Matthew 16:19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever you BIND (declare to be improper and unlawful) on earth must be what is already bound in heaven; and whatever you LOOSE (declare lawful) on earth must be what is already loosed in heaven.

            LOOSING ANGELS AND THE WORD

            In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, I loose into myself and my family the angels of God to fight our battles in the heavenlies. Let them guard us from Satan and all his hosts who would have us believing and agreeing with lies. We bind all deception within us to prevent any more from getting through to us. Lord, minister to our needs.

            UPON ALL FEARS I loose: perfect, agape, true, pure love; the love of God and our love for each other (1 John 4:18); power (2 Timothy 1:7), sound mind and self control (Micah 3:8).

            UPON OUR MINDS AND ALL DECEIVING SPIRITS I loose: knowledge, revelation and understanding (1 John 8:32); wisdom (Job 20:3); truth (Exodus 28:3; Ephesians 1:17); diligent searching (John 14:17; 1 John 4:6); freedom (Psalm 77:6); and deliverance (Psalm 51:12).

            UPON ALL MARRIAGE AND FAMILY DESTROYING SPIRITS I loose: God's family protecting angels (Genesis 24).

            UPON REJECTION I loose: the love of the brethren (1 John 3:14); acceptance of God and the approval of men (Romans 14:18), adoption as children of God (Romans 8:15).

            UPON ALL AHAB AND JEZEBEL SPIRITS I loose: spirits of Elijah (1 Kings 17-21, Luke 1:17), Jehu (2 Kings 9); the hounds of heaven (2 Kings 9:36). I also loose upon us spirits of: aggressiveness (Mark 11:22-26); boldness, zealousness, willingness (Matthew 26:41); readiness (Mark 14:38); service, fairness, honesty, obedience, creativity, ingeniousness, inventiveness, retentive mind (Proverbs 8:22); maturity, purity, holiness, righteousness, guilelessness (Psalm 51:10); excellence (Proverbs 17:27, Daniel 6:3); praise (Isaiah 61:3); thankfulness, worship (John 4:24); singing (1 Corinthians 14:15); prayer (1 Corinthians 4:21); quiet (1 Peter 3:4; constraining (Job 32:18); contrite (Psalm 34:18); broken (Psalm 51:17); judgment (Isaiah 4:4, 28:6); repentance, conviction (Isaiah 57:15, 66:2); and all the fruits (Galatians 5:22-23); love, joy, peace, patience and long-suffering (Ecclesiastes 7:8); gentleness, kindness, goodness, faithfulness (Proverbs 11:12); meekness (1 Corinthians 4:21, Galatians 6:1); humility (Proverbs 16:19, 29:23; Isaiah 57:15); temperance, self-control and all of the gifts of the Holy Spirit (1 Corinthians 12:8-10); wisdom, knowledge, faith (2 Corinthians 4:13), prophecies, healings, miracles (Revelation 19:10); tongues and interpretation of tongues, discernment of spirits.

            We also loose each person's angels (Matthew 18:10); grace, mercy, supplication (Zechariah 12:10); life, health, healing, restoration, well-being and life-giving spirits (2 Corinthians 2:6, Revelation 11:11).

            Counsel and skill to rule, might and strength (Luke 1:80), reverence for the Lord (Isaiah 11:2); the seven spirits of God (Revelation 1:4, 3:1, 4:5, 5:6); quickening (John 6:63); success, victory, profit, prosperity, abundance, plenty.

            When doing DELIVERANCE, loose the SPIRITS OF DESTRUCTION, BURNING and JUDGMENT ON the demons.

            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #21
              Re: Praise Jesus!!!

              Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post

              You name me so therefore I am ...

              Let it be known that in no way do I dispute the words of KJV 1611 or your wise leaders ...

              I was promised a feast in the end and I grow bored waiting ...

              So, for now I am just killing time, circling the flock, looking for your weak, your backsliders, your pretenders ...
              Yea therefore it is coming to pass as it was written ...

              Luke 21: 7And they asked him, saying, Master, but when shall these things be? and what sign will there be when these things shall come to pass?
              8And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
              9But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.

              10Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
              11And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

              25And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
              26Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
              27And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.


              ... so put these verses in your pipe and smoke em, for the END TIMES are at hand, godmocker!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • gothtard godmocker
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 39

                #22
                Re: Praise Jesus!!!

                [quote=Sister Noddy;194528]
                26Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

                I always did like this one.........

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843

                  #23
                  Re: Praise Jesus!!!

                  26Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

                  I always did like this one .........
                  Me tooooooo, it's always been one of my favorites!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • gothtard godmocker
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 39

                    #24
                    Re: Praise Jesus!!!

                    oooooooh Sister Noddy,(sniiifff), now thats what I call pure Christian lady!

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                    • Mr Godwin
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 123

                      #25
                      Re: Praise Jesus!!!

                      Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post

                      oooooooh Sister Noddy (sniiifff) now thats what I call pure Christian lady!
                      You can bet your sweet behind she is! (hey you there, Mr Godmucker, you getting a little too familiar with my mother?)
                      Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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