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  • Jesus loves me, this I know

    For the bible tells me so. I've had that little jingle stuck in my head since I was a young lad and first attended Sunday school. I memorized all the names of the bible, and told my grandmother the stories within. I love her dearly, but I've got a problem.

    She bought me a bible. This is great, I could always enjoy another bible, but she engraved my name on the side. I know she meant well, but I desperately need to make sure god's wrath won't rain down upon me.

    Thank you and god bless.

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    Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

    Originally posted by Fallon View Post
    For the bible tells me so. I've had that little jingle stuck in my head since I was a young lad and first attended Sunday school. I memorized all the names of the bible, and told my grandmother the stories within. I love her dearly, but I've got a problem.

    She bought me a bible. This is great, I could always enjoy another bible, but she engraved my name on the side. I know she meant well, but I desperately need to make sure god's wrath won't rain down upon me.

    Thank you and god bless.
    I'm sure God has better things to do than punishing your nan for giving you a Bible.

    Now, please introduce yourself.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

      Originally posted by Fallon View Post
      For the bible tells me so. I've had that little jingle stuck in my head since I was a young lad and first attended Sunday school. I memorized all the names of the bible, and told my grandmother the stories within. I love her dearly, but I've got a problem.

      She bought me a bible. This is great, I could always enjoy another bible, but she engraved my name on the side. I know she meant well, but I desperately need to make sure god's wrath won't rain down upon me.

      Thank you and god bless.
      Tell me friend, what 'jingle' from the Holy Bible (I had no idea the Bible had Burma Shave Jingles in it!) tells you God loves you. Do not be confused with a deep and penetrating interest in your life with love. Many a murder and politician has had a deep interest in peoples lives too but they all (well nearly all) never loved the people they affect.

      Having your name in your Bible is fine. There are many Bibles like yours. But that one is yours alone. Some people highlight critical verse, others write in the edgers of the pages what sins they have committed along with a complete explanation of the transgression. God likes a permanent record.

      Here is a page from my Bible:
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      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

        Thank you, looks like I was worried for nothing.

        My name is Fallon. I didn't take our lord seriously enough until he cured my mental disease, transgenderism, and then had no reason to doubt Him. I have a part time job photoshopping parrots until I can find something better.

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

          Originally posted by Fallon View Post
          Thank you, looks like I was worried for nothing.

          My name is Fallon. I didn't take our lord seriously enough until he cured my mental disease, transgenderism, and then had no reason to doubt Him. I have a part time job photoshopping parrots until I can find something better.
          What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first come into you?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

            Hello Fallon.

            That song is one of the reasons that so many people will go to Hell. I had to learn it when I was a child and now that I have read the King James Version Bible and I know that the song told me lies. Most people know the first verse but there are several more and one of them says:

            Jesus loves me—He who died
            Heaven’s gate to open wide;
            He will wash away my sin,
            Let His little child come in.
            After my accident I read the Bible and there is Matthew 7:13-14 which says:

            13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

            14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


            You do not want to go in to the wide gate that is the one that leads to the devil. Look for the smaller gate and you should be OK I do not think there will be any shoving either.

            Thank you.

            Rusty
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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            • #7
              Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

              The song is a lie? Why would my pastor lie to me?


              What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first come into you?

              Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

              Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.
              He clearly states how many on how many times you must sin to be irredeemably doomed to hell. 490 sins. That may seem like a lot, to the "Casual believer", but we all know how easy that is.

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              • #8
                Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                Originally posted by Fallon View Post
                ...He clearly states how many on how many times you must sin to be irredeemably doomed to hell. 490 sins. That may seem like a lot, to the "Casual believer", but we all know how easy that is.
                Just, wow?

                The passage in question does not refer to sins against God, but against one's brother (Peter is not God). The Bible clearly states that only one (unforgiven) sin is necessary to be denied entry to Heaven. If you're not perfect, don't even bother knocking.

                How have they not given you the "fluffy bunny" award yet?

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                • #9
                  I asked my little brother what that meant, and he came up with the same idea. Go away, atheist.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                    Originally posted by Fallon View Post
                    I asked my little brother what that meant, and he came up with the same idea. Go away, atheist.
                    Ad hominem is all you got?

                    Try reading the Bible for yourself. Maybe someday you'll understand it.

                    And this is the fluffy bunny: . It's given to those who profess to be Christian but ignore the 90% of the Bible that explains just how angry, vengeful, and jealous God can be when He doesn't get exactly what He wants.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                      Originally posted by Fallon View Post
                      The song is a lie? Why would my pastor lie to me?

                      He clearly states how many on how many times you must sin to be irredeemably doomed to hell. 490 sins. That may seem like a lot, to the "Casual believer", but we all know how easy that is.
                      It's BECAUSE what you state is not Biblical that we know your ideas have some other origin. If they came from a Pastor, then he's a Pastor not interested in Scripture.

                      What sort of a Pastor would teach stuff not in The Bible? A nonChristian pastor. However it may be that what you've posted is not what he actually said. Just post the Scripture to support what you say here's a convenient link and then it won't matter if we misunderstand what the Pastor said.

                      Jesus is so wonderful Hallelujah!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                        My new favorite verse is "Genesis Chapter 1" because it completely disproves all modern "Science". Early, simple, and to the point.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                          Originally posted by Fallon View Post
                          My new favorite verse is "Genesis Chapter 1" because it completely disproves all modern "Science". Early, simple, and to the point.
                          Honey, that's an entire chapter with 31 verses. Could you possibly be more specific?

                          If you're looking for a verse against science, may I recommend 1 Timothy 6:20?

                          Just sit down and start reading!

                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                            Originally posted by Fallon View Post
                            My new favorite verse is "Genesis Chapter 1" because it completely disproves all modern "Science". Early, simple, and to the point.
                            How can you have a new favourite in Genesis 1? It should be the first thing that read and if it really spoke to you you would have loved it from the start (pun intended).

                            I call shenanigans.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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