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  • The Facts
    Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
    • May 2013
    • 19

    #1

    Hi im Facts

    Im the guy that like to talk about other peoples views, to help me be open minded.
    A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: Hi im Facts

    Originally posted by The Facts View Post
    Im the guy that like to talk about other peoples views, to help me be open minded.
    Sweetheart, this is one of the worst introductions ever. How can you go through life without reading instructions? Could you please answer the questions which are listed on the top of this page?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • The Facts
      Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
      • May 2013
      • 19

      #3
      Re: Hi im Facts

      I go to a church here in plainview texas, but ive also gone to one at a small town called hale center. Ive been at church since i was a toddler, and i write i bible study every weekday. Oh, and im homeschooled.
      A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hi im Facts

        Originally posted by The Facts View Post
        I go to a church here in plainview texas, but ive also gone to one at a small town called hale center. Ive been at church since i was a toddler, and i write i bible study every weekday. Oh, and im homeschooled.
        How very fortunate for you!

        How old are you, and what is your favorite subject?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • The Facts
          Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
          • May 2013
          • 19

          #5
          Re: Hi im Facts

          15, and i love history.
          A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #6
            Re: Hi im Facts

            Originally posted by The Facts View Post
            I go to a church here in plainview texas, but ive also gone to one at a small town called hale center. Ive been at church since i was a toddler, and i write i bible study every weekday. Oh, and im homeschooled.
            There are many churches in Plainview Texas, including Catholic, mormon, and Jehova's Witnesses (http://www.plainviewtexaschamber.com..._churches.html). I do hope that your church is a Baptist one.

            Your favorite Bible verse is...?
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • The Facts
              Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
              • May 2013
              • 19

              #7
              Re: Hi im Facts

              Church of christ, but my Father is a baptist. Oh, and the classic John 3:16.
              A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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              • Chastity Goodbody
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2013
                • 34

                #8
                Re: Hi im Facts

                Be careful! There are many churches that seem righteous, but are actually rife with drugs, fornication, idolatry and wickedness. 1 Corinthians 5:1-13

                Beware of false "Christians" who do not honor the Lord. Matthew 7:21-23

                True Christians live by every word of God. Matthew 4:4
                For every sinner who burns in Hell, there's a little more room for the rest of us in Heaven.

                Hosea 13:11 Nahum 1:6 Isaiah 34:10 Revelation 14:11 Matthew 5:19

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Hi im Facts

                  Originally posted by The Facts View Post
                  15, and i love history.
                  How fantastic! Does your mother use Ron Paul's Homeschool Curriculum?

                  A homeschool curriculum should teach the Biblical principles of everything from self-government and personal responsibility, which is also the foundation of the free market economy and peaceful coexistence, to science and math. Oh sure, the federal government may think it's a "good thing" to provide the right for black children, girls, heathens, children of homo couples, divorced couples, etc to have equal access to education. They probably are proud to have offered rights for children with physical and cognitive challenges have access to a free and appropriate education. Maybe they thought it was a good idea at the time to provide education free of charge for the individual, to be funded through collective taxes, rather than burden the individual with the costs of education. But I share Congressman Paul's opinion that the federal government has no business in education.

                  In our home we use only the Holy Bible, as nothing else can compare.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: Hi im Facts

                    Have you selected a wife yet? What sort of work do you do? I might have a few daughters availble, I can drop one off if you want.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hi im Facts

                      Not so fast, Mr. Hutchins! We need to make sure this kid isn't a Nintendo playing layabout like so many people in his age group.

                      I am very concerned that John 3:16 may very well be the only Bible verse he's familiar with.
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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: Hi im Facts

                        Originally posted by The Facts View Post
                        15, and i love history.
                        Ah, history!

                        A worthy subject! The Bible is chock full of history and unfailingly accurate. What could be better than first hand testimony of the birth of Christ than the Bible?

                        What is your favourite part? Eager young minds are like sponges for information and the Bible is an excellent faucet of knowledge to soak up.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • The Facts
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
                          • May 2013
                          • 19

                          #13
                          Re: Hi im Facts

                          Probably when the diciples spread out, after Jesus left. And I love learning about the second world war. Learn history otherwise it will repeat, you know?
                          A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: Hi im Facts

                            Originally posted by The Facts View Post
                            Probably when the diciples spread out, after Jesus left. And I love learning about the second world war. Learn history otherwise it will repeat, you know?
                            Were you planning a remake of WWII? We already know how it ends, in case you were wondering.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • The Facts
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
                              • May 2013
                              • 19

                              #15
                              Re: Hi im Facts

                              No, i mean to look out for when the usa becomes a nation run by a dictator. Like germany was turned into one in the 1930s. Like why are there these fema camps being built for what the Goverment says is for disasters like katrina, but have never been used when major tornadoes inflict enough damage that a town is inhabitable? [like the one in oklahoma a few days ago]
                              A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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