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  • Fred Ettish
    Unsaved trash, Portoguise gypsy
    Under Investigation
    • May 2013
    • 19
    #1

    Karate for Jesus

    Hello,

    I have been directed to this site by the holy spirit himself and absolutely love it. It feels like a second home already. Anyhow, I am a white, god-fearing proud american man who has overcomed demons, bad past choices and humilliations through JESUS. I have devoted myself to spreading THE WORD OF SALVATION THROUGH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY via Karate. I have currently two locations of Karate for young, "at risk" men in Texas. I assure you, the RESULTS of bringing strenuous martial arts and JESUS to these boys/men is staggering and very positive.

    Anyway, that's me. Thanks for having me.

    With you in Christ. Always.

    Grandmaster Ettish
    Ezekiel 23:19-20:
    "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986
      #2
      Re: Karate for Jesus

      Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
      Hello,

      I have been directed to this site by the holy spirit himself and absolutely love it. It feels like a second home already. Anyhow, I am a white, god-fearing proud american man who has overcomed demons, bad past choices and humilliations through JESUS. I have devoted myself to spreading THE WORD OF SALVATION THROUGH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY via Karate. I have currently two locations of Karate for young, "at risk" men in Texas. I assure you, the RESULTS of bringing strenuous martial arts and JESUS to these boys/men is staggering and very positive.

      Anyway, that's me. Thanks for having me.

      With you in Christ. Always.

      Grandmaster Ettish
      Welcome to this friendly forum

      Karate involves following some kind of rules, right? So can you please follow the rules of the Introduction Forum - they are spelled out on the top of this page, but just in case you've missed it:

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Karate for Jesus

          Hello Mr. Ettish, and welcome to our forums! It sounds like you work hard to glorify the LORD.

          We'd love to hear which Bible Verse the LORD as put on your heart as the biggest blessing in your life!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Fred Ettish
              Unsaved trash, Portoguise gypsy
              Under Investigation
              • May 2013
              • 19
              #4
              Re: Karate for Jesus

              I apologize for missing the required points there.

              Okay, my favorite verse is Ezekiel 23:19–20

              Why? Well, it all goes back to my mother letting men in and out of the house when I was a teenager. It was horrible, the evil, the lust. Despicable! I witnessed evil incarnate as I would pretend to be asleep but would peek at the nightly scenes. Watching that filth, the way she thrusted her hips backwards upon their muscled, sweat-covered masculine body, the wretched enjoyment of their gorged members brings tears to my eyes and clogs my throat as I type this. Their knotted fingers choking her as she was ravaged, her moans of satanic pleasure It's just too much.

              just came back, needed a break there -whew. Anyway, my father died after returning from Korea when I was very young.

              I found the Lord after fighting in a televised karate tournament during the early 90s. I lost badly but ONLY because my faith in Christ was weak. The humilliation I receive online was enough to drive me to perdition. i went down the dark path of bestial, unnatural lust and interpet porn. I actually had unnatural thoughts since my teen years and finally came to grips with them after joining the Lighthouse Baptist Church of Waxahachie.

              To be honest, I went through an exorcism at Pastor Worley's home. I wore a loin cloth as he laid his hands on me. After spewing bile and blacking out, the demons left me and now I am able to speak in tongues, the language of our holiest angels. Today I am a warrior for Christ and give back by focusing on "high risk" teens.

              I am most thankful to the Lord for guiding me to this site.

              This is my church's website, if you need further proof.

              http://www.lbcwtx.com/
              Ezekiel 23:19-20:
              "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Karate for Jesus

                  Hey there Fred, do you ever use your karate to lay a Godly beating on somebody?
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