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Hello, my fellow sheep of the LORD. I am Jack O'Callaghan. I currently write bibles for Sheep of The Lord™
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Re: Hello, fellow sheep.
I'm confused. The Holy Bible has already been written.
But, okay.
So what is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to know and love our Sweet Redeemer?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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What exactly do you mean by "i write Bibles?". The Bible is a finished product. There is nothing more to be written. Are you a scribe? Do you copy the Scriptures by hand onto scrolls? What is your favorite verse, and what church do you attend?Originally posted by JackOfChrist View PostJoshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".Comment
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Oh, sorry. I copy them and redistribute them.Comment
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I feel more and more confused by the minute. Do you work at a publishing house? And still - where is your proper introduction? Can you read? Or you only copy texts without really reading them?Originally posted by JackOfChrist View PostJoshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".Comment
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I copy the text by reading them at a publishing house. I do this because satan constantly uses computers to spread his evil, so, us creation of the LORD must write by hand.Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View PostComment
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How old are you? Where do you go to church? Who is your Pastor?
Yours in Christ,
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I am 31. I go to Marlburg Baptist, Indiana. The pastor is John HobsonOriginally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostComment
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No, Marlburg is an non-incorporated Christian city.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostComment
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You are a liar, boy. Jesus hates liars.Originally posted by JackOfChrist View Post
It's truth time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yes, Pastor, I agree. None of his answers seem coherent or even plausible... The truth, on the other hand, is always preferable to made up stories.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou are a liar, boy. Jesus hates liars.
It's truth time.Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".Comment
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What a strange idea copying bible out by hand is. Without God Himself guiding your hand you're bound to make copying errors and change things to how you'd rather they were written.
I think you should stop doing this before some crazy Chink whispers effect sets in and the whole Bible is changed but the poor saps who read it don't realise.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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