Greetings to all

[MitzaLizalor]

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That middle one [above] seems to be standing funny. And why is she holding a large reefer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jFXU9tZmUE

[Mary Thompson]

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Hello everybody,

I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

Michelle

Hello Michelle,
What King James Bible 1611 verse is your favorite?
YIC
Mary Thompson

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Can you make snickerdoodles? They are the favourite of all Landover men.

Sure, just the last week my daughters and me went to my parents house and we make some with my mother, at least my husband and my father liked them. My girls are learning how to cook and we want to teach them that old family recipe

[Deaner]

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Can you make snickerdoodles? They are the favourite of all Landover men.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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That is very nice. You would have no problem finding white kitchen appliances to match everything.

The guests to our wedding at least had no problem finding them, thanks to them I have this beautiful kitchen. I clean it everyday, then it keeps it whiteness

[Deaner]

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If you don't mind I give my humble opinion, maybe she still doesn't find a good dress for that important ocassion. If she have time between her training about how to be a good wife, I have some good options

That is very nice. You would have no problem finding white kitchen appliances to match everything.

[crispybrain]

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Think of yourself as a Whale, and the Pastors of this place the ground and I think you will get the idea.

I love Jesus... like... more than a friend

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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That's nice. After all, family is important, provided they share your religion. Where is your father? Why hasn't he arranged a marriage for you, yet?

If you don't mind I give my humble opinion, maybe she still doesn't find a good dress for that important ocassion. If she have time between her training about how to be a good wife, I have some good options

[WWJDnow]

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Hello everybody,

Hi, Michelle, and welcome!

I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

Thanks, we did. It's always great to see our young people excited about America. I'm glad the liberals haven't brainwashed you into thinking that the US is evil.

My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

That's nice. After all, family is important, provided they share your religion. Where is your father? Why hasn't he arranged a marriage for you, yet?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hello everybody,

I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

Michelle

Welcome, Michelle

I do hope your Bible knowledge is better than your ability to read and comprehend directions in a discussion forum. Please tell us more about yourself, your church, your walk with Jesus, and how God first touched you sacredly.

In His Grace,

Pastor Ed

[Jo Freddie]

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I hope we can be friends.

Think of yourself as a Whale, and the Pastors of this place the ground and I think you will get the idea.

[James Hutchins]

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Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!



I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[MichelleD]

Hello everybody,

I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

Michelle