[Godisanswering]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

My apology Pastor Ezekiel. How dare I disrespect the punctuation of the Lord. Jesus is always watching his good people to make sure we stay in line.

Luke 1:3 It seemed good to me also, having followed all things closely for some time past, to write an orderly account for you, most excellent Theophilus.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

Hello friend, what shall we call you? And do you have a favorite hunting rifle? What about a wife? If you don't already have one, I might be able to suggest a few possibilities.

Is he wearing a wig?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

My apology Pastor Ezekiel. How dare I disrespect the punctuation of the Lord. Jesus is always watching His good people to make sure we stay in line.

Luke 1:3 It seemed good to me also, having followed all things closely for some time past, to write an orderly account for you, most excellent Theophilus.

[Godisanswering]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

My hair is 100% God given.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

Your user handle is too long and I can't figure out how to say it. Go dis and swearing?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

As someone who was also saved by the Lord from child buggery by the Papist cult I extend the hand of friendship. The Catholic cult is persistent, but in time you will shake off the memory of incense and wandering priest hands.

Be assured that at Landover we take child buggery seriously and so it is that every Sunday at about 3pm Pastor Zeke, or an esteemed representative should he be away on a mission, welcomes our youngsters into his home and instructs them on sodomy. Some of them clearly needed a good thrashing by the way they can barely sit down, but anal demons are no laughing matter and sodomy must be driven from these wretches in the way Jesus would approve. With a good sound beating at the first sign of it!

GLORY!

[Godisanswering]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

Indeed it is. It is actually "God Is Answering". It was the first thing that popped in my head so I assumed it was sent from Jesus. I asked myself "What should I put as a user name"? God does work in mysterious ways, even if it does not make sense at times. Amen to that!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

Indeed it is. It is actually "God Is Answering". It was the first thing that popped in my head so I assumed it was sent from Jesus. I asked myself "What should I put as a user name"? God does work in mysterious ways, even if it does not make sense at times. Amen to that!

Welcome young man. You look like a healthy young buck, ready to repeatedly inseminate a Christian wife and get the future soldiers for Jesus dropping every nine months. I will pray that He sends a wholesome young lady your way right quick.

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In Christ

[Godisanswering]

Re: Hello my fellow Christians.

Fortunately, I have never been a victim of what you call "Child Buggery". I am glad you guys teach the youth about Child Buggeration. It is a serious matter now a days, especially with the amount of Anal Assassins constantly on the prowl. I do not have any children at the moment. But if I did, I would do my best to hide them, I would hide my wife as well cause they are raping everyone up in here. Thank you Jesus!