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  • IfDogsRunFree
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Jul 2013
    • 5

    #1

    Hello everybody!

    Well as an intelligent person and a somewhat decent human being, I'm an atheist. So I don't have a church, or a favorite bible verse (unless you count that one from Pulp Fiction), and I certainly won't be sharing how I "found Jesus" seeing as that's a wee bit like trying to find Santa Claus. Although I guess you guys probably believe in him too. With your logic, you may as well believe in dragons, unicorns, fairies, and flying pigs. There is literally the exact same amount of evidence for all of those as there is for Jesus. You say you don't need evidence? Well why do you for the others then? Anyway, if there were a place for bad people to burn for all eternity, y'all would most certainly be going there. You guys are terrible people. And if you say you're not because you believe in god and yada yada, well in that case you guys are just cowardly, ass-licking fools. If the god straight from the bible existed, he would be a terrible, awful, evil being, I'd much rather say 'Fuck you" to him and go to hell than serve an evil fucker like that. It would be like bowing down to Stalin, or Hitler (although you guys like them, don't you? fascists like yourselves). And what exactly has Satan done that should make me hate him? It would appear his only crime is rebelling against an evil dictator, and after being crushed, trying to get people to stop being deluded by him. One last question before I leave, if you guys think black people can't go to heaven, does that mean we don't have to follow god's rules? Also do I not have a soul because I'm black, or do I just automatically go to hell? If you guys could explain the rules of your fucked up, pathetic, imaginary little world, that would be great.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hello everybody!

    Originally posted by IfDogsRunFree View Post
    Well ...... tl;dr ...... great.
    Welcome friend, tell me how Jesus led you to us.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14465

      #3
      Re: Hello everybody!

      Originally posted by IfDogsRunFree View Post
      Well as an intelligent person and a somewhat decent human being, I'm an atheist. So I don't have a church, or a favorite bible verse (unless you count that one from Pulp Fiction), and I certainly won't be sharing how I "found Jesus" seeing as that's a wee bit like trying to find Santa Claus. Although I guess you guys probably believe in him too. With your logic, you may as well believe in dragons, unicorns, fairies, and flying pigs. There is literally the exact same amount of evidence for all of those as there is for Jesus. You say you don't need evidence? Well why do you for the others then? Anyway, if there were a place for bad people to burn for all eternity, y'all would most certainly be going there. You guys are terrible people. And if you say you're not because you believe in god and yada yada, well in that case you guys are just cowardly, ass-licking fools. If the god straight from the bible existed, he would be a terrible, awful, evil being, I'd much rather say 'piffle you" to him and go to hell than serve an evil piffleer like that. It would be like bowing down to Stalin, or Hitler (although you guys like them, don't you? fascists like yourselves). And what exactly has Satan done that should make me hate him? It would appear his only crime is rebelling against an evil dictator, and after being crushed, trying to get people to stop being deluded by him. One last question before I leave, if you guys think black people can't go to heaven, does that mean we don't have to follow god's rules? Also do I not have a soul because I'm black, or do I just automatically go to hell? If you guys could explain the rules of your piffleed up, pathetic, imaginary little world, that would be great.
      OK, I got as far as santa Claus. There is no such thing as santa Claus (or any other "santa").

      What we did as children, from as early as I can remember, is
      .having gone out and bought presents for Uncles or aunts and cousins and brothers or sisters
      ..we'd take turns "being" Santa and wrap our presents, write names on them
      ...then creep into the tree and put our presents there and creep away again
      ....after that we'd all be in a room pretending not to spy on whoever was "being" Santa next and could not go in that room til morning.

      Christmas does not have to be a pagan orgy.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Hello everybody!

        Originally posted by IfDogsRunFree View Post
        Well as an intelligent person and a somewhat decent human being, I'm an atheist. So I don't have a church, or a favorite bible verse (unless you count that one from Pulp Fiction), and I certainly won't be sharing how I "found Jesus" seeing as that's a wee bit like trying to find Santa Claus. Although I guess you guys probably believe in him too. With your logic, you may as well believe in dragons, unicorns, fairies, and flying pigs. There is literally the exact same amount of evidence for all of those as there is for Jesus. You say you don't need evidence? Well why do you for the others then? Anyway, if there were a place for bad people to burn for all eternity, y'all would most certainly be going there. You guys are terrible people. And if you say you're not because you believe in god and yada yada, well in that case you guys are just cowardly, ass-licking fools. If the god straight from the bible existed, he would be a terrible, awful, evil being, I'd much rather say 'piffle you" to him and go to hell than serve an evil piffleer like that. It would be like bowing down to Stalin, or Hitler (although you guys like them, don't you? fascists like yourselves). And what exactly has Satan done that should make me hate him? It would appear his only crime is rebelling against an evil dictator, and after being crushed, trying to get people to stop being deluded by him. One last question before I leave, if you guys think black people can't go to heaven, does that mean we don't have to follow god's rules? Also do I not have a soul because I'm black, or do I just automatically go to hell? If you guys could explain the rules of your piffleed up, pathetic, imaginary little world, that would be great.
        Don't be such an idiot. I don't know how anyone could hold such a ridiculous view. Did you read what you wrote?

        Stalin was not a fascist.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14465

          #5
          Re: Hello everybody!

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Don't be such an idiot. I don't know how anyone could hold such a ridiculous view. Did you read what you wrote?

          Stalin was not a fascist.

          YIC
          I thought he was a seminarian.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Hello everybody!

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            I thought he was a seminarian.
            Sister, I think you are thinking of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

            God bless
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14465

              #7
              Re: Hello everybody!

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Gilgamesh
              Is that another name for Rasputin?

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              • IfDogsRunFree
                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                • Jul 2013
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Hello everybody!

                Stalin was not a fascist? I would ask if you're retarded but you've kinda already answered that. Yes, he pretended not to be, but he was. Any idiot can see that.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Markus Nelsman
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everybody!

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Is that another name for Rasputin?
                  Shut your mouth woman it is not your place to discuss anything anywhere. You have clearly not been trained by a man yet. As for the atheist, I suppose you belief in magic like flying aliens and science then? You will be burning in hell before you die, as you are already there.

                  Good luck to you and may the Lord guide you.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12992

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everybody!

                    Originally posted by IfDogsRunFree View Post
                    Stalin was not a fascist? I would ask if you're retarded but you've kinda already answered that. Yes, he pretended not to be, but he was. Any idiot can see that.


                    Maybe an idiot would "see" that, but a person with a basic education would know the following:

                    a) the actual definition of fascism,
                    b) the differences between communism and fascism (including reasons why these two ideologies are so opposite to each other), and
                    c) Stalin's ideology (there are nuances between different varieties of communism as well).

                    Based on that knowledge, the conclusion is: no, Stalin was not a fascist.

                    Go back to school, maybe you'll learn something.

                    Originally posted by Markus Nelsman View Post
                    Shut your mouth woman it is not your place to discuss anything anywhere. You have clearly not been trained by a man yet.
                    How DARE YOU offend a True Christian lady, you unsaved trash? She has a secured place in Heaven, while you're on your way to Hell, heathen.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everybody!

                      Originally posted by Markus Nelsman View Post
                      Shut your mouth woman it is not your place to discuss anything anywhere...
                      Scripture or STFU, thanks.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14465

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everybody!

                        Originally posted by Markus Nelsman View Post
                        Shut your mouth woman it is not your place to discuss anything anywhere. You have clearly not been trained by a man yet. As for the atheist, I suppose you belief in magic like flying aliens and science then? You will be burning in hell before you die, as you are already there.

                        Good luck to you and may the Lord guide you.
                        Hi, and welcome to the forum. Obviously I do not express opinions or anything (but am happy to post Scripture) and notice that you didn't answer my question. This is the introduction section and I am one of the greeters so this is one place I could discuss things with you. Another would be if asking for an explanation from A Pastor (or from the deaconess) or enquiring which tune for a hymn I should play. Once we were going to sing "O for a thousand tongues.." and I started off playing "We plough the fields.." but it was OK, when everyone started singing I just switched tunes I don't think anyone noticed.

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