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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostIts hard to talk about
The important thing right now is to clear your mind and pray while reading Psalm 22:12-14. Read it out loud if you need to...
12Many bulls have compassed me: strong bulls of Bashan have beset me round.
13They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion.
14I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
We are here and Jesus is here to help.
And if you suspect you've been left with a demonic infection of any kind, take pictures of the affected area and send them to Brother Harold Porter ASAP. Having once been a queer, he is an expert in this field of study.
In His Grace,
Pastor Ed
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View PostSo you are pro-pedophile. I knew it.
When were you first violated?
Pastor EdOriginally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View PostI understand. Having counseled for many years, I've seen the guilt from molestation result in one defending their abuser just as you have done.
The important thing right now is to clear your mind and pray while reading Psalm 22:12-14. Read it out loud if you need to...
12Many bulls have compassed me: strong bulls of Bashan have beset me round.
13They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion.
14I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
We are here and Jesus is here to help.
And if you suspect you've been left with a demonic infection of any kind, take pictures of the affected area and send them to Brother Harold Porter ASAP. Having once been a queer, he is an expert in this field of study.
In His Grace,
Pastor Ed
Job 19:2 “How long will you torment me and break me in pieces with words?Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostRomans 16:17-18
I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
A thousand pardons
Romans 16:17-18
Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostA thousand pardons
Like, who says "a thousand pardons"??
"Oops, soz.," usually suffices. . . . .
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I am not sending an orange alert for this post, however.
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I am not sending an orange alert for this post, however.
That's mighty white of you, thanks!
Ephesians 4:32 - And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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I don't get it.
1. Why does this Jew (Mordechai/Mordecai is a Jewish name) say that he was born a Muslim and converted to Christianity? Aren't all Jews, well, Jews?
2. Why doesn't this ex-Muslim Jew shave his beard? Did he take some kind of Nazirite vow, or something?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI don't get it.
1. Why does this Jew (Mordechai/Mordecai is a Jewish name) say that he was born a Muslim and converted to Christianity? Aren't all Jews, well, Jews?
2. Why doesn't this ex-Muslim Jew shave his beard? Did he take some kind of Nazirite vow, or something?
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
1. Why does this Jew (Mordechai/Mordecai is a Jewish name) say that he was born a Muslim and converted to Christianity? Aren't all Jews, well, Jews?
And truly, if they had been mindful of that country from whence they came out, they might have had opportunity to have returned.
But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city.
God said that the dirty jews that died before Sweet Jesus had a chance to damn them were still ok. Mordecai was a kike hero, so Christians win again with another totally sweet name. Any jew that uses it is in error
2. Why doesn't this ex-Muslim Jew shave his beard? Did he take some kind of Nazirite vow, or something?
White is RightPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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This church the so called "Landover Baptist Church" is a joke. Dec joins and says hello to everyone, but instantly is insulted and abused by all you thick redneck hill billys with the IQ of a rotting runner bean.
One day while on acid you will all realize that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
After all, the world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.
I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic.
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by PureSoul View PostThis church the so called "Landover Baptist Church" is a joke. Dec joins and says hello to everyone, but instantly is insulted and abused by all you thick redneck hill billys with the IQ of a rotting runner bean.
One day while on acid you will all realize that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
After all, the world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.
I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic.
I don't think your Bill Hicks plagiarism will win too many hearts and minds herePsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Also, we aren't Catholic. In fact, we have a sub-forum about how they aren't even Christians!And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil
Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostNow that you mention it, I have been considering having my skin bleached, As Pastor Ezekiel has pointed out in this sermon http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33204
However, I was asking about the beard, not the skin. I'll reiterate: did you take Nazirite vow?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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