Hello my brethren.

[the unknown prophet]

Greetings to my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. As you know, things are going badly for us Americans. It won't be long before Barack Hussein Osama bin Laden Moohammad destroys the Constitution in order get rid of the Electoral College. Once that happens, California will decide all of our future presidential elections! I believe the founding fathers instituted the electoral college because they were so brilliant, they forsaw the godless state of California, and they knew how powerful it would become! Anyways, is it true that white men are the strongest? I was looking up the World's Strongest Man competitions, and they're all white! Is it true that our godly white men are the strongest?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Greetings to my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. As you know, things are going badly for us Americans. It won't be long before Barack Hussein Osama bin Laden Moohammad destroys the Constitution in order get rid of the Electoral College. Once that happens, California will decide all of our future presidential elections! I believe the founding fathers instituted the electoral college because they were so brilliant, they forsaw the godless state of California, and they knew how powerful it would become! Anyways, is it true that white men are the strongest? I was looking up the World's Strongest Man competitions, and they're all white! Is it true that our godly white men are the strongest?

Hi, what church do you go to, what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to know Jesus?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello my brethren.

And also, why do you call yourself an unknown prophet?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Have you been here before? You seem very familiar.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello my brethren.

I was looking up the World's Strongest Man competitions,

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Hello my brethren.

And also, why do you call yourself an unknown prophet?

I want to avoid persecution. We've seen it with Kirk Cameron.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Have you been here before? You seem very familiar.

Let me clear things up: you're probably referring to my house servant who logged onto Landover Baptist, what was it, a few months ago? He basically told me he was on a christian forum that was kind enough to allow him to upload his posts without moderation. He told me he was getting saved, but as it turns out, it was a complete lie. As a house servant, I did try to teach him how to speak proper English, so that is why he may have seemed to come across as intelligible, despite being a negro. Anyways, I just want to apologize for whatever negro trickery he might've been up to while he was on this forum. Can y'all ever forgive me? I can assure the good folks of Landover Baptist that I'm training Chauncy to focus on basketball rather than on the internet. His services on the basketball court will be far more desired than anything else once he gets older.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello my brethren.

I want to avoid persecution...

But why? The Bible says that when people call you stupid, crazy, f***ed in the head, you're doing it right:

Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Yikes! I despise homosexuals, I was just referring to going onto Wikipedia to look up the nationalities of the competitors. I'm sure there are plenty of fine decent white baptist ladies on this forum?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello my brethren.

I'm sure there are plenty of fine decent white baptist ladies on this forum?

This is a site for praising Jesus. Not a two bit dating site based out of Rio de Janeiro!

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello my brethren.

going onto Wikipedia to look up the nationalities of the competitors.

Why would you do that?

Welcome to the forum anyway, I have a nice fire going and am about to toast some muffins which I will then eat.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Hello my brethren.

And also, why do you call yourself an unknown prophet?

That's my official title. I have to remain....secretive. As of right now, only you guys know my official title. There was one time when I thought Chauncy had actually found it out, but it turned out to be a false alarm. He had just borrowed the term from an english workbook I had given him when he was younger. It was a workbook I had written myself. I'm quite the teacher now arent' I?

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Hello my brethren.

This is a site for praising Jesus. Not a two bit dating site based out of Rio de Janeiro!

YIC

What if I offer to pay for these fine ladies? What price would Landover be asking for? Anyone want to offer their daughters to a fine strapping "true white" (as in germanic) man?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Hello and welcome to this friendly forum

I'll quote what Miss (or is it Mrs.?) Irinka said:

Hi, what church do you go to, what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to know Jesus?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello my brethren.

Hello and welcome to this friendly forum

I'll quote what Miss (or is it Mrs.?) Irinka said:

I am a Mrs. - married and have children.