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  • SamuelB
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2013
    • 41

    #1

    Redemption post

    John 4:23 - But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him

    hello friends, For the past few days I've spent some time in quarantine, learning what it takes to become a True Christian, slowly cleansing my sin ridden Atheist soul from the clutches of satans dark hands.

    Brother Harold has deemed me worthy to interact with the public once again, and here i am to make amends and to introduce myself properly.

    My name is Samual Blackson, 22 yo and currently living amongst convicts, otherwise known as Australians.

    I used to be a scum atheist whose soul was a birth place for satans un holy whore mongers, But Brother Harold could see through the un saved trash i was and knew i could be saved with a little help from our friend Jesus, Hopefully i can prove my worth to our loving Lord and become a True Christian.

    Your brother in him,
    Samuel
    Ezekiel 25:17. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Redemption post

    What did they do to you in there?

    Turn my back for a second, and people are gulping the kool-aid.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Redemption post

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      What did they do to you in there?

      Turn my back for a second, and people are gulping the kool-aid.
      Never mind the pervasive heathen scum that taunt us every day. His filthy jokes won't go over well in the thermite fires of hell he will find himself in soon.

      Now Sam, is there a particular sin that made you drop to your knees in front of Jesus for His help? I received Him over twenty years ago. Tell all, you are among friends.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Donovan A. Mordecai
        True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 763

        #4
        Re: Redemption post

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        Never mind the pervasive heathen scum that taunt us every day. His filthy jokes won't go over well in the thermite fires of hell he will find himself in soon.

        Now Sam, is there a particular sin that made you drop to your knees in front of Jesus for His help? I received Him over twenty years ago. Tell all, you are among friends.

        In Christ
        Yes, good job for turning from the sins of this world. confessing about the demon papist priests who violated me, causing me to act out has me on the road to being ex-gay, ex-arab, and excited buy His Holy Hands touching me!

        Hebrews 9:12 - Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption
        Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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        • SamuelB
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2013
          • 41

          #5
          Re: Redemption post

          One sin in particular has always dawned on me, it's probably what drove me to find salvation.

          In my younger years I was a crazed drug addict, Doing un forgiving things in bathroom stalls just to find my next 'hit', Now looking back to those days it's clear i was not only under the influence of hard crack but also under satans spell, But what drove me to the crack house of damnation? When i was 6 i lived next to door to an Irish man call Mr O'Riley, he was a catholic so my fool parents had trust in him. One day when my parents went out of town i had to stay with Mr o'Riley for the night, he used to dress me up in his basement and put a pillow over my face and beat me, he told me he did this because i didn't share his faith, something thats always dawned on me.

          but with all that being said, It just really feels good to be able to start fresh, Like a fetus in a caring mothers womb about to be birthed into our beautiful Christian world.

          James 5:16 Therefore, confess your sins to one another and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working.

          Thank you for allowing me to be rid of these harsh memory's, I fell like a new man

          God bless
          Ezekiel 25:17. And I will strike
          down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Redemption post

            Congratulations on your new life in Jesus, Samuel. What are you praying for today? Sky's the limit, buddy. You want a new iPad? New car? A million dollars? Ask your heavenly father for it!
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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: Redemption post

              Originally posted by SamuelBlackson View Post
              John 4:23 - But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him

              hello friends, For the past few days I've spent some time in quarantine, learning what it takes to become a True Christian, slowly cleansing my sin ridden Atheist soul from the clutches of satans dark hands.

              Brother Harold has deemed me worthy to interact with the public once again, and here i am to make amends and to introduce myself properly.

              My name is Samual Blackson, 22 yo and currently living amongst convicts, otherwise known as Australians.

              I used to be a scum atheist whose soul was a birth place for satans un holy whore mongers, But Brother Harold could see through the un saved trash i was and knew i could be saved with a little help from our friend Jesus, Hopefully i can prove my worth to our loving Lord and become a True Christian.

              Your brother in him,
              Samuel
              Well done, young man! Jesus calls us all here for a reason and for some it is to turn their backs on a life of hate, anal sex and poisoning our class rooms with so called evolution and lab coats and set squares and deciding that they don't want to go to Hell when they die with all the queers, dogs and wizards.

              Remember your guide is the Holy Bible(KJV1611) and therein lies all the book learning you will need to achieve salvation.

              Good for you son.

              God bless
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • SamuelB
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2013
                • 41

                #8
                Re: Redemption post

                Thank you for your kind words friends, Tonight i pray the lord gives me more patience with the lesser races, I cant seem to talk to queers and negros with out wanting to smack them in the face with my James king bible.

                Brothers is this temptation wrong? It feels right, but i am new to the True Christian life style and may need a little guidance
                Ezekiel 25:17. And I will strike
                down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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                • Brother Harold Porter
                  Landover Senior Outreach
                  Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8236

                  #9
                  Re: Redemption post

                  Originally posted by SamuelBlackson View Post
                  Thank you for your kind words friends, Tonight i pray the lord gives me more patience with the lesser races, I cant seem to talk to queers and negros with out wanting to smack them in the face with my James king bible.

                  Brothers is this temptation wrong? It feels right, but i am new to the True Christian life style and may need a little guidance
                  The fags need witnessing and help for their poor choice of gayness.

                  Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                  The negroidals cannot help that they were born with the curse of Ham. God made the spooks for a reason, through Noah. There might have been sandals to shine, meals to cook and chamber pots to clean, bless their hearts.

                  Genesis 9:24-25 "And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

                  And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."

                  In any event, no True Christian™ (which you are not, by the way) would disobey God's command that we follow all secular laws of man, at least until Jesus returns and establishes His law.

                  Romans 13:1-2 "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

                  Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation."

                  No violence against the lost and unsaved fools.

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • SamuelB
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 41

                    #10
                    Re: Redemption post

                    I really need to brush up on my Scriptures, thank you for keeping me in line brother Harold, I can sense the Lords work inside you. I long for feeling Gods warm embrace inside me

                    Your brother in him,
                    Samuel.b
                    Ezekiel 25:17. And I will strike
                    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: Redemption post

                      GLORY!

                      I knew you weren't really a bed wetting faggot and your desire to reveal the TRUTH(tm) about Jesus is all the reward I need for my faith in your redemption. The thought of Jesus' love swelling within you... Ah it fairly makes me stand proud before the Lord and lift my ecstatic face to Heaven.

                      When searching for Bible verses make sure to avoid this hideous atheist slur site http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/ which tries to make out the word of the Lord is wrong and evil.

                      Witness proudly and without fear for the sensibilities of the soft Christians, friend.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • SamuelB
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 41

                        #12
                        Re: Redemption post

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        GLORY!

                        I knew you weren't really a bed wetting faggot and your desire to reveal the TRUTH™ about Jesus is all the reward I need for my faith in your redemption. The thought of Jesus' love swelling within you... Ah it fairly makes me stand proud before the Lord and lift my ecstatic face to Heaven.

                        When searching for Bible verses make sure to avoid this hideous atheist slur site http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/ which tries to make out the word of the Lord is wrong and evil.

                        Witness proudly and without fear for the sensibilities of the soft Christians, friend.
                        Thank you for your very kind words friend, My insides are filled with warm joy.

                        I've been using this site for my scripture referencing http://biblia.com/books/kjv1900/Jn1

                        God bless
                        Ezekiel 25:17. And I will strike
                        down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: Redemption post

                          The Pastors should have got him to do a song, not a post.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Redemption post

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            The Pastors should have got him to do a song, not a post.

                            Johnny Cash is nothing more than a singing star who spends time getting stoned and cramming food and alcohol down his gullet.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • FrencHope
                              Unsaved trash, cannuckistani demon
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Redemption post

                              Talking about Johnny Cash, I would like to talk about an artist that brings a lot of joy and western music in my life: Willie Lamothe.

                              He was a fine, Christian French-Canadian singer, who was kind enough to bring the God blessed US of A western music in our date rapist, homer loving country and region. My father loved him, while my mother despised him for his obvious American influences and general machismo.

                              Here's a picture of him on one of his albums:
                              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...1&d=1375556384

                              God bless! Thank you Willie, we miss you all (On s'ennuie de toi) - he had difficulties with English.
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