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Thank God fort his forum. With all of the turmoil in the economy and the backlash against good Christian people, it is nice to know that some folks know what is right and good. Keep up the good work.... and god willing, I will try to be a productive member
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Well that's nice. Why not tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus! Also, do you have your husband's permission to participate here? We would hate to get started off on the wrong foot.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Yes, I am an emasculated male. Sue me.Why do blacks have white hands and feet?Comment
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I have no interest in suing you. You have not denied me my rights.
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:1
Why is this your favorite?
How did you come to find Jesus?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello, eunuch.
What has Jesus done for you today? Apart from brought you to the only place you have a hope for Salvation(C).sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Jesus Has "brought" me here for to because of the white extinction brought on the current state of the internet. Is there a wink smiley?
On second thought, I'm going to bow out. I'm bored, and a little drunk, and this website grabbed my interest. I have been fascinated with religion and white privilege lately, It's a sad state.Why do blacks have white hands and feet?Comment
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When we say the Holy Spirit brought you here we mean part of the Trinity - not strong drink.Originally posted by Fight4White View Post
While Jesus is not opposed to drinking, He does have a few things to say about doing it in church.
Perhaps you should sober up and come back tomorrow.
Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:
- Leviticus 10:9Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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