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Welcome! Please look at the instructions on posting a proper introduction and follow them so we can get to know you better.And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Where are you from? How many of your queer Manc mates are with you? When did you first reject Jesus and start disco dancing? What narcotics are you on/selling right now?
Yours in Christ,
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Aren't WE lucky!Originally posted by matozoa View PostHi I'm new and I'll be posting around here I guess
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Hmmmm,Originally posted by matozoa View PostHi I'm new and I'll be posting around here I guess
just to make sure you're a true christian, let's hear you denounce all these people I mentioned in this thread, post #9. I would also like to tack on "crazy people" to this list, if my fellow baptists don't mind.
1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.
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Originally posted by the unknown prophet View PostHmmmm,just to make sure you're a true christian, let's hear you denounce all these people I mentioned in this thread, post #9. I would also like to tack on "crazy people" to this list, if my fellow baptists don't mind.
True Christian is capitalized, as is BaptistPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Originally posted by matozoa View PostHi I'm new and I'll be posting around here I guess
Why would you choose the last half of the scientifical word for jism as a user name? Are you homosexual, young man?
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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