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  • Re: You wanted an introduction

    tl;dr

    All of this is making me sad. Why can't you just stop being a fat whore? It's not that hard, really. Just eat fewer sugary snacks, get a little exercise, and stop having sex outside of marriage.

    If you would just make those simple, easy changes, why, I'll bet I could get one of the pastors to change your username to "Slender, Repentant Young Lady of Ravensrock."

    Do we have a deal, or what?
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    • Re: You wanted an introduction

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      tl;dr

      All of this is making me sad. Why can't you just stop being a fat whore? It's not that hard, really. Just eat fewer sugary snacks, get a little exercise, and stop having sex outside of marriage.

      If you would just make those simple, easy changes, why, I'll bet I could get one of the pastors to change your username to "Slender, Repentant Young Lady of Ravensrock."

      Do we have a deal, or what?
      I'd take her up on that. I wish I could change my name to Tanith the Repentant. I probably won't get that chance now.
      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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      • Re: You wanted an introduction

        Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post

        You sit there calling me a "fat whore" then go on to say that I'm obviously suffering from an eating disorder, among other BS..
        Actually, obesity is an eating disorder. Just so you know.
        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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        • Re: You wanted an introduction

          Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
          Now that is a ridiculous comparison and rude statement to make. I am not trying to force my lifestyle on anyone, and you know it. Nor is not wanting people attacked for listening to a genre of music anywhere near the same thing as trying to force people to be homosexual.
          Why does filth like you constantly come here and chastise the pure, God-fearing Christians of this forum for following His Word. You attempt to coerce us to condone this heathenish lifestyle of yours and when we tell you it's not acceptable, you whine and cry like a two year old girl.

          Apparently the liberal machine hasn't satiated its appetite for brainwashing every soul it can get a hold of since it clearly has its lackeys bombarding these Godly forums day in and day out. You absolutely disgust me.
          Revelation 20:10
          And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.

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          • Re: You wanted an introduction

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            tl;dr

            All of this is making me sad. Why can't you just stop being a fat whore? It's not that hard, really. Just eat fewer sugary snacks, get a little exercise, and stop having sex outside of marriage.

            If you would just make those simple, easy changes, why, I'll bet I could get one of the pastors to change your username to "Slender, Repentant Young Lady of Ravensrock."

            Do we have a deal, or what?
            Sorry, but I have no desire to be anorexic.

            Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
            Actually, obesity is an eating disorder. Just so you know.
            Obesity is not an eating disorder, obesity is being overweight. Being overweight is not necessarily caused by eating disorders. Besides the fact that, I was referring to how you people claim on one hand I'm fat, while on the other hand claiming I'm malnourished. Malnourished means you do not get enough nourishment.

            Originally posted by Artofburning View Post
            Why does filth like you constantly come here and chastise the pure, God-fearing Christians of this forum for following His Word. You attempt to coerce us to condone this heathenish lifestyle of yours and when we tell you it's not acceptable, you whine and cry like a two year old girl.

            Apparently the liberal machine hasn't satiated its appetite for brainwashing every soul it can get a hold of since it clearly has its lackeys bombarding these Godly forums day in and day out. You absolutely disgust me.
            I highly doubt that your god ever told you to slander people or make false accusations about them, to judge without reason. What you are doing is judging without reason. I also doubt your god ever told you to lie. Actually, I thought lying was a sin?

            No one is "whining and crying like a 2 year old." Though I will not say no one is acting in any way like a 2 year old, who has yet to learn tolerance, kindness, that attacking and name calling is wrong, etc.,

            The only one you have to blame for anyone coming to this site to tell you that you are wrong is yourselves. And you know perfectly well, that I do not mean being Christian is wrong since I believe the government is right when it says we should have freedom of religion. You know how you are wrong.
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            • Re: You wanted an introduction

              Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
              You know how you are wrong.
              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

              If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: You wanted an introduction

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                Really? Did your god whisper in your eye that all Goths are doing/have done all the things you claim? God whispers in your ear that all goths are fat urine drinking, baby eating, crackheads? Does he whisper in your ear that the kids at Columbine were Goths, even though they did not listen to Goth Rock? If you are claiming this to be the case, you need to be on medication for schizophrenia.

                We are not talking about the rights on this forum, we are talking about the fact that Goths, and anyone else, have the right to walk freely in society without being molested, attacked, or murdered.

                Nor, regardless of what your beliefs are, regardless of what the bible says, does it make it right for you to spread slanderous lies about the entire Goth community, and encourage the above mentioned actions towards it. Your bible tells you to condemn without evidence? To judge the majority by the actions of a few? Your bible tells you to use evidence of what one person has done as evidence against another? If your neighbor commits, you are not guilty by association.

                I'm not telling you that your bible is wrong and you know it. You know perfectly well your bible does not say "All Goths are responsible for Columbine" and you know perfectly well that, regardless of whether your bible says witches should be killed or not, you should not be encouraging anyone to commit what is considered by U.S. law to be a crime. You also know perfectly well that not everyone who is a member of the Goth subculture practices witchcraft either.
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                • Re: You wanted an introduction

                  Look, you idiot, AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, I AM A FORMER GOTH. And I am not the only former goth in this congregation. The wonderful people here are basing their statements on FIRSTHAND INFORMATION.

                  I wallowed in the cesspool of goth culture for nearly a decade of my life. Are you going to tell me all the meth use, chicanery, premarital sex, bisexuality, homosexuality, suicide attempts, and successfully carried out suicides which I witnessed with my own eyes did not happen?

                  How dare you?
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                  • Re: You wanted an introduction

                    Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
                    I've been a practicing witch for 14 years.
                    Why hello there Chubbs, I call you Chubbs as you don't seem to like your own name. Funny name you have, your parents must have been tripping something chronic when they named you.

                    I see you say you have been practicing witchery for 14 years. Are you any good at it yet? It just seems 14 years is a long time to practice. Do you cast spells and ride broomsticks and turn people into frogs?

                    Anyway enough of the foolishness. God has brought you here for a reason dear. He, in His magnanimous mercy, wants you to become washed in the Blood of His Son Jesus. Why don't you open yourself up and allow His Love to fill you to overflowing.

                    You do of course realise that God has a very special place for witches. It's called Hell. So give up this foolish path you're on and repent. If not enjoy roasting on Satan's barbeque for the rest of eternity.

                    Revelation 21:8

                    But the fearefull, and vnbeleeuing, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all lyars, shall haue their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                    Isaiah 66:15

                    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                    • Re: You wanted an introduction

                      Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
                      I've been a practicing witch for 14 years.
                      Be careful in Africa. It's illegal to fly your broom over 150 meters high in Swaziland.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: You wanted an introduction

                        Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
                        And by the way, you cannot be both fat and malnourished.
                        Typical podgster's ignorance. Malnutrition is caused by eating a diet where certain nutrients are missing, or in excess, or simply in the wrong proportions. If you live on deep-fried Mars Bars, like the notoriously flabby Scotch, you will be both malnourished AND fat (not to mention toothless). Sorting your diet out would also do wonders for your skin, dear.

                        Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock
                        I've studied mythology since I was 3. I've been a practicing witch for 14 years.
                        The Three Little Pigs and The Very Hungry Caterpillar are not "mythology". And while I'm sure that playing at being a witch was very amusing for a little 9-year-old heathen, most non-retarded little girls grow out of it by the time they're 11. Time to grow up and take responsibility for your soul, chubs.

                        Remember the beautiful words of Galatians 5:20-21

                        Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
                        Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


                        YiC
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                        2 Timothy 3:16

                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                        • Re: You wanted an introduction

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Look, you idiot, AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, I AM A FORMER GOTH. And I am not the only former goth in this congregation. The wonderful people here are basing their statements on FIRSTHAND INFORMATION.

                          I wallowed in the cesspool of goth culture for nearly a decade of my life. Are you going to tell me all the meth use, chicanery, premarital sex, bisexuality, homosexuality, suicide attempts, and successfully carried out suicides which I witnessed with my own eyes did not happen?

                          How dare you?
                          And your little small San Fransisco area represents the entire world. Right.

                          Look, you ignorant bigoted former RIVETHEAD, not everyone in the world is stupid enough to make the mistakes you did, and not every Goth club is the same as your trashy little corner of the scene, which by your own admission are more poseurs than anything. I AM A GOTH. I am basing my defense of the Goth scene on FIRSTHAND INFORMATION. Are you really going to sit there under your little rock and tell me that all the non-drug use, the no one having sex, lack of suicide attempts, etc., (not even at Goth house parties) I have seen did not happen?

                          Do you really expect people (who are involved in the scene, are not involved in the things you claim it's all about, and have never seen it to that extent) to believe anything you say happened in your corner happens every where, when you can provide no evidence?

                          HOW DARE YOU!

                          " Funny name you have, your parents must have been tripping something chronic when they named you."

                          I take it you don't know anything about Baltimore.

                          "I see you say you have been practicing witchery for 14 years. Are you any good at it yet? It just seems 14 years is a long time to practice. Do you cast spells and ride broomsticks and turn people into frogs?"

                          Please stop basing your assumptions on what things are on movies meant to be comedic and over dramatized stretchings of reality for entertainment purposes.

                          There is never too long a time to be following a religion.

                          ""You do of course realise that God has a very special place for witches. It's called Hell"

                          That's nice that you believe that. I can't say I share your belief in a place that they took the idea for from older religions. See I believe in reincarnation and the underworld. And since I have not done anything particularly bad in my life, and never will, I will eventually go to the Elysian Fields not Tartarus.

                          "Typical podgster's ignorance. Malnutrition is caused by eating a diet where certain nutrients are missing, or in excess, or simply in the wrong proportions. If you live on deep-fried Mars Bars, like the notoriously flabby Scotch, you will be both malnourished AND fat (not to mention toothless). Sorting your diet out would also do wonders for your skin, dear. "

                          Well, that explains why I'm skinny. I'm allergic to candy bars. Although, considering the wonders of dentists, unless some is poor there is no reason for anyone to be toothless. You have heard of dentists, haven't you? Not that I would need their help seeing as I'm not toothless, it just seems like you don't know much about medical science today. Tell me, do you bleed your kids when they're sick? As to my skin, it can't get any better than it is. My skin is clear, smooth, and beautiful even by dermatologist standards.

                          "The Three Little Pigs and The Very Hungry Caterpillar are not "mythology". And while I'm sure that playing at being a witch was very amusing for a little 9-year-old heathen, most non-retarded little girls grow out of it by the time they're 11. Time to grow up and take responsibility for your soul, chubs."

                          I'm perfectly aware of what mythology is. There is nothing retarded about following a religion that is not Christianity. Most people grow out of following other religions? Then why are there so many that other religions are considered legal?

                          My soul is fine. I know how to be moral without having to be told what to do or how to make a decision by a book.
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                          • Re: You wanted an introduction

                            Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
                            See I believe in reincarnation and the underworld. And since I have not done anything particularly bad in my life, and never will, I will eventually go to the Elysian Fields not Tartarus.
                            Too bad you didn't study logic and critical thinking in all those years dedicated to memorizing the names of false gods and goddesses, and foolish, useless "incantations." If you had, you'd realize that believing in something doesn't make it so. Life after death doesn't operate on a belief system - you don't experience what you believe in this life you'll experience. Reality is rather unimpressed with your foolish reasons, regardless how sincere or noble they may be. Reality doesn't give a single iota about your beliefs. It is, in fact, quite ignorant and apathetic towards them. This means all this time you're dedicating to foolishness, you're missing out on discovering what is really real.

                            Let me ask you a question. In all these years and years you've dedicated yourself to this false religion - have you ever actually done anything to change reality? Have you brought a cat back to life? Have you flown your broom above Washington DC? Have any of your silly "incantations" actually resulted in anything that couldn't be explained by non magical means?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: You wanted an introduction

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Too bad you didn't study logic and critical thinking in all those years dedicated to memorizing the names of false gods and goddesses, and foolish, useless "incantations." If you had, you'd realize that believing in something doesn't make it so. Life after death doesn't operate on a belief system - you don't experience what you believe in this life you'll experience. Reality is rather unimpressed with your foolish reasons, regardless how sincere or noble they may be. Reality doesn't give a single iota about your beliefs. It is, in fact, quite ignorant and apathetic towards them. This means all this time you're dedicating to foolishness, you're missing out on discovering what is really real.

                              Let me ask you a question. In all these years and years you've dedicated yourself to this false religion - have you ever actually done anything to change reality? Have you brought a cat back to life? Have you flown your broom above Washington DC? Have any of your silly "incantations" actually resulted in anything that couldn't be explained by non magical means?
                              Have your prayers? Can you prove your bible? Can you prove your god exists in any way besides saying "but this book says this...and the MAN who wrote it said this..."

                              Other religions have "bibles" too, you know.
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                              • Re: You wanted an introduction

                                Originally posted by fatwhoreofravensrock View Post
                                I've been a practicing witch for 14 years.
                                No parking space problems I suppose.

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                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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