I have decided to return after an extended absence.

[Samuel Coleridge]

I see you're all still hawking Republican politics and greed completely twisting Jesus' message of charity and liberalism.

Other than you still being completely wrong, it's nice for you all to see me again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I thought I banned you months ago. Has your master satan sent you back? Go tell him that Jesus always wins. Your kind is unwelcome here.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Hi Samuel,

I think you came back here because, deep down inside, you have a spiritual thirst, and nothing else had slaked that thirst.

Please remind me, what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Please remind me, what is your favorite Bible verse?

Matthew 13:12 ?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I see you're all still hawking Republican politics and greed completely twisting Jesus' message of charity and liberalism.

Other than you still being completely wrong, it's nice for you all to see me again.

Hi, Samuel. I have never heard of Jesus' message described as that of liberalism. Charity I can understand, to a certain degree, but liberalism? Joshua 1:7, Matthew 5:17.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Hi, Samuel. I have never heard of Jesus' message described as that of liberalism. Charity I can understand, to a certain degree, but liberalism? Joshua 1:7, Matthew 5:17.

He's probably thinking about the wedding at Cana. No doubt this is supposed to be Jesus' own wedding and something of a celebration of cultural diversity with much quaffing and probably toadstool gelato. It is not our place to judge (he would say) especially not sodomites who no doubt he sees as providing the strippogram. All the local hookers would be there, freebies on tap and pot coming out their ears, such is the quagmire of liberal "morality"

The fact that Jesus was NOT the first communist is demonstrated by Fact 2: that Stalin murdered His followers by the million.

I bet he's been hanging around that "Design" woman, with the nice scarf.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Personally I welcome the chance to rebuke this 'man' with the Mighty Words of God.

It is very likely that he is back because he realizes how ridiculous and absurd the prospect of denying God's Will as laid out in a strict reading of The Bible.


Welcome back, although you and I have not met before, I have an understanding of how stupid and embarrassed you must feel. I also understand the courage it takes to swallow your pride and admit that you were a weak minded fool to ever doubt anything in in The Bible.


I urge you to take this opportunity to be humble and drop the sass you have demonstrated in your post.

Please see me as a resource for overcoming your shame and gaining the fortitude to address the chastisement of those who were right all along. The True Christians.

Yours in Him
DAM

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Other than you still being completely wrong, it's nice for you all to see me again.

Can I please get the hammer back I threw at your head?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

Matthew 13:12 ?

I much prefer the preceding verses.

10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?
11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

Jesus apparently doesn't want you to understand His words.

Hi, Samuel. I have never heard of Jesus' message described as that of liberalism. Charity I can understand, to a certain degree, but liberalism? Joshua 1:7, Matthew 5:17.

Are you a messianic Jew who still believes we should follow every word of the Old Testament Law?

Not even the Landovers keep kosher or observe the Sabbath.

The Apostle Paul says we no longer have to follow the OT law.

Galatians 2:16,21
Romans 3:28

So which is it?

Personally I welcome the chance to rebuke this 'man' with the Mighty Words of God.

You could try.

Can I please get the hammer back I threw at your head?

I don't know what you are going to do with a rubber squeaky child's toy. I suppose that's all they let you have at your rather advanced age.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I bet he's been hanging around that "Design" woman, with the nice scarf.

Um, yes. Have they taken you off your medications again, dear? More faith healing of the crazy within you?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I thought I banned you months ago.

Yet here I am. Strange that.

Jesus always wins.

See the comment above.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I see you're all still hawking Republican politics and greed completely twisting Jesus' message of charity and liberalism.

Other than you still being completely wrong, it's nice for you all to see me again.

So, what did you get sent down for?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

So, what did you get sent down for?

Me prison? I think not. Not all of us in the real world are constantly under investigation for misappropriation of charitable contributions, right Bathfire?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

I much prefer the preceding verses.

10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?
11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

Jesus apparently doesn't want you to understand His words.

And some other stuff ending with question to demonstrate that you do not understand Jesus' words at all.

[Beets Flavin]

Re: I have decided to return after an extended absence.

This user's name is probably an undiagnosed reference to the Finding Forrester movie. I must get my bible out now, which is a precious historical tome I removed from a Marriot in something that starts with an A, whatever is next to Disneyland in California, Anaheim, that's it, always wondered if it was German.

I saw a message recently babbling about dogs yapping, and I will address it by opening up MY BIBLE at random and quoting the verse that strikes me as the ONE that contains the most meaning of the moment. I will say as a preface that printed on the cover in golden letters are the words "PLACED BY THE GIDEONS" and while I don't really know who they are or how they work anyone that is spreading the word of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY is pretty good in the little spiral notebook that my grandfather used to use to transcribe our sins as children.

I opened up THE BOOK of JOB, which is slightly interesting because that movie about the autistic opens tomorrow, and what do I find but notes from decades ago, made by myself.

I will take note now of Job, Chapter Two, Verse Six, and quote it now:

AND THE LORD SAID UNTO SATAN, BEHOLD, HE IS IN THINE HAND; BUT SAVE HIS LIFE.

As a historian, I must observe that I wrote "waht?" on the margin and circled the last word in the sentence, which was life.

Because I recognized my mission immediately.