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  • #16
    Re: Intro

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    All of that is a lie.

    God hates liars.
    lol wut?

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    • #17
      Re: Intro

      So you're gay then? Huh. And here I thought we might have a decent member of society on our hands.

      God hates gays.

      Romans 1:24 - 1:27
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      24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
      25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
      26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
      27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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      • #18
        Re: Intro

        Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
        So you're gay then? Huh. And here I thought we might have a decent member of society on our hands.

        God hates gays.

        Romans 1:24 - 1:27
        24
        24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
        25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
        26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
        27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
        Very gay.



        Now it says I'm a rabid godmocking homer. Can someone tell me what a homer is?

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        • #19
          Re: Intro

          Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
          Very gay.



          Now it says I'm a rabid godmocking homer. Can someone tell me what a homer is?
          Homer-Sexual. You should know, you are one. I believe that there is a very good therapy program for people like you here. It's called Straight 4 Jesus. You should talk to a pastor about that.
          Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
          17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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          • #20
            Re: Intro

            Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
            Yup good wine, and beautiful beaches. I have never been to the center, is it nice?
            It's OK, I guess, but little bit, um, boring. (Nothing but cornfields).

            Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
            AHHH I see well I don't think I know God better than God(if there is a God)
            Of course there is a God. We know that because the Holy Bible tells us so.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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