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  • Mark-Dover
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2013
    • 13
    #1

    Intro

    I am a 22 year old male currently living in the Bahamas(although I was born in michigan). I work as a bartender, and own a nice shack by the beach. I DO own a KJV Bible(more for cultural purposes). While not an athiest,I am not a "True Christian" either. My favorite bible verse is:
    Matthew 7:1

    Any questions?
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12984
      #2
      Re: Intro

      Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
      I am a 22 year old male currently living in the Bahamas(although I was born in michigan). I work as a bartender, and own a nice shack by the beach. I DO own a KJV Bible(more for cultural purposes). While not an athiest,I am not a "True Christian" either. My favorite bible verse is:
      Matthew 7:1

      Any questions?
      Welcome fellow Michigander

      Which part of the "hand" do you call your home? (Or maybe you're a Yooper?)
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Mark-Dover
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2013
          • 13
          #3
          Re: Intro

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Welcome fellow Michigander

          Which part of the "hand" do you call your home? (Or maybe you're a Yooper?)
          the northern pinky.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12984
              #4
              Re: Intro

              Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
              the northern pinky.
              Mmm, Leelanau, good wines over there! I'm near the center of the hand.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Miss Tanith
                  Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 108
                  #5
                  Re: Intro

                  What church do you go to? Why are you not striving to become a True Christian? Welcome, I hope you find this to be a friendly experience! And if you don't, maybe you should re-evaluate some things. The Bahamas eh? What's church like over there?
                  Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                    • Mark-Dover
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: Intro

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      Mmm, Leelanau, good wines over there! I'm near the center of the hand.
                      Yup good wine, and beautiful beaches. I have never been to the center, is it nice?

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775
                          #7
                          Re: Intro

                          Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post

                          Any questions?
                          Yes, why do you think you know God better than God does?

                          By the way, you might want to familiarize yourself with the Bible verse you consider to be your favorite.

                          The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251
                              #8
                              Re: Intro

                              Why would anyone want to live in the Bahamas? Is it because of all the marihuana cigarettes?

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
                              sigpic

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                                • Mark-Dover
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Sep 2013
                                  • 13
                                  #9
                                  Re: Intro

                                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                  Yes, why do you think you know God better than God does?
                                  I don't think I said that, care to show me where I said that?

                                  Oh, and I do understand my favorite verse, it does not mean that no one can be judged, just don't nitpick .

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                                    • Miss Tanith
                                      Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jan 2013
                                      • 108
                                      #10
                                      Re: Intro

                                      Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
                                      I don't think I said that, care to show me where I said that?
                                      You implied it.
                                      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                                        • Mark-Dover
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Sep 2013
                                          • 13
                                          #11
                                          Re: Intro

                                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                          Why would anyone want to live in the Bahamas? Is it because of all the marihuana cigarettes?

                                          Yours in Christ,

                                          Z. Smyth
                                          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not for the drugs :thumbsdown: , just for the jungle, fishing, swimming, beaches, and warmth .

                                          LOL I like your location name funny and true(for most of Florida)

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: Intro

                                              Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
                                              I am a 22 year old male currently living in the Bahamas(although I was born in michigan). I work as a bartender, and own a nice shack by the beach. I DO own a KJV Bible(more for cultural purposes). While not an athiest,I am not a "True Christian" either. My favorite bible verse is:
                                              Matthew 7:1

                                              Any questions?
                                              All of that is a lie.

                                              God hates liars.

                                              Proverbs 6
                                              [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                                              [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                                              [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                                              [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2011
                                                  • 23775
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Intro

                                                  Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
                                                  I don't think I said that, care to show me where I said that?
                                                  You don't trust God to say what He means and mean what He says. That suggests you know better what He means. Understand?

                                                  Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
                                                  Oh, and I do understand my favorite verse, it does not mean that no one can be judged, just don't nitpick .
                                                  Clearly, you do not understand. I suggest you read that link before you say any more foolishness.
                                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                    • Mark-Dover
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Sep 2013
                                                      • 13
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Intro

                                                      Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                                                      You implied it.
                                                      AHHH I see well I don't think I know God better than God(if there is a God)

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                                                        • Miss Tanith
                                                          Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Jan 2013
                                                          • 108
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Intro

                                                          Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
                                                          AHHH I see well I don't think I know God better than God(if there is a God)
                                                          And now you're questioning the existence of God. I think you have some issues you need to resolve, sir. Why do you question this?
                                                          Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                                          17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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