Hello! I am here because I want to fight against atheism

[AtheistsAreHell]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say I want my children to grow up in a country that appreciates and loves god.

But America has a problem. Not only do some Americans do not accept the bible as the word of god, they don't even think a god exists!

This is outrageous. These people have no morals, no sence of guidance, and are bent on destroying love and peace in the name of evil.

So I came here looking for advice on how I can join the fight against these godless "people"

I am sure I am not alone in the struggle.

Thanks for listening!

[Didymus Much]

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This: "Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Hope you read your Bible with more care.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello! I am here because I want to fight against atheism

I think I speak for everyone here when I say I want my children to grow up in a country that appreciates and loves god.

But America has a problem. Not only do some Americans do not accept the bible as the word of god, they don't even think a god exists!

This is outrageous. These people have no morals, no sence of guidance, and are bent on destroying love and peace in the name of evil.

So I came here looking for advice on how I can join the fight against these godless "people"

I am sure I am not alone in the struggle.

Thanks for listening!

Well I can appreciate your enthusiasm, you would be wise to capitalise His name with a capital G please and thank you.

This: "Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

This is the second time in as many days I have agreed with the resident atheist. Give us a proper introduction friend.

[Brother Larry]

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I think I speak for everyone here when I say I want my children to grow up in a country that appreciates and loves god.

I came here looking for advice on how I can join the fight against these godless "people"

I am sure I am not alone in the struggle.

Thanks for listening!

A warm and friendly welcome to God's Favorite Forum.

How true your statements ring! I sometimes wonder if atheists are aliens from some other planet sent here to try to turn humans against GOD and to plant seeds of doubt in the minds of the weak. Our resident scientists are way ahead of me on that sort of thing, though.

You are definitely not alone in the struggle to shun atheism and to spread the good news of what a refreshing bath one may find in JESUS' blood. Can you share with us the sudden jolt of lightning that zapped you with an understanding of GOD's plan of salvation? Are you wed?

Part of fighting the threat of atheism involves a commitment to tithing, since that provides the necessary funds for Landover Baptist Church to spread the GOOD NEWS of JESUS CHRIST and his shed blood. To ensure your salvation and to keep atheists at bay, I would suggest 40% of your earnings instead of 10%, but hey, I'm just sayin'.

Yours in the love of JESUS,
Brother Larry

PS: Are you British? I hope not.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I sometimes wonder if atheists are aliens from some other planet

What other planets?

[Brother Larry]

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What other planets?

2 Kings 23:5
And hee put downe the idolatrous priests whome the kings of Iudah had ordeined to burne incense in the high places, in the cities of Iudah and in the places round about Ierusalem: them also that burnt incense vnto Baal, to the Sunne, and to the Moone, and to the Planets, and to all the hoste of heauen.

You are my elder and I don't mean to offend you, since you're already cranky. I just, um, thought, um, the KJV mentioned planets and well, sure enough, it does.

So, um - well, that's it.

Brother Larry

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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2 Kings 23:5
And hee put downe the idolatrous priests whome the kings of Iudah had ordeined to burne incense in the high places, in the cities of Iudah and in the places round about Ierusalem: them also that burnt incense vnto Baal, to the Sunne, and to the Moone, and to the Planets, and to all the hoste of heauen.

You are my elder and I don't mean to offend you, since you're already cranky. I just, um, thought, um, the KJV mentioned planets and well, sure enough, it does.

So, um - well, that's it.

Brother Larry

Yes, but planets are just little wandering lights in the firmament. The Earth is not a planet. I don't understand how an atheist could come from a planet.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I thought only Mormons come from planets - at least that's what they think. They also think that Jesus came from a planet and that if you wear some kind of underwear you'll get your own planet someday.

[AnAtheist1]

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You wanna fight against an atheist?
You got one.
And in the name of G.........Great Pumpkin Julie, (you thought i was going to say god, didn't you?), why am i an "Unsaved trash"?

[Thomas Taylor]

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You wanna fight against an atheist?
You got one.
And in the name of G.........Great Pumpkin Julie, (you thought i was going to say god, didn't you?), why am i an "Unsaved trash"?

A friendly hint, before one of the Pastors takes note of your presence here, take a look at the top of the page and follow the instructions. You really wouldn't want to get in it any deeper than you already are, would you?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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You wanna fight against an atheist?
You got one.

Nope. We already won even before the first shot was fired, according to Jesus Christ and His Holy Word. We are guaranteed victory in Jesus (Romans 8:31; Rev. 2:10), and there's not a thing an irreverent God-mocker such as yourself can do about it.

And in the name of G.........Great Pumpkin Julie, (you thought i was going to say god, didn't you?),

Your jokes are not funny anymore than your words are of interest to us. You came here unwanted and uninvited. You are UNSAVED, and as such, UNWELCOME (see banner).

why am i an "Unsaved trash"?

Because you are UNSAVED TRASH. It shouldn't be hard to figure out, even for an atheist.

Now as you've been asked several times to introduce yourself, I'd advise starting your own thread and giving it one more go. I know simple instructions are hard for an atheist, but try anyway.

And please, don't make an even bigger ass out of yourself than you already have.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[AnAtheist1]

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Ok.
Listen here, you big man.
1- I AM NOT TRASH. I am someone. I live.I make my own choices.
2- Don't tell me what to do. You of all people should know, you answer to a freaking book.
3-You already won?Where and when?We have scientifically proof. You've got a book.Very old book.
4-You say that you own women.Newsflash, buddy! My mother is the only reason i am here to speak today. It because of her that i have a pc and an internet connection.I don't own her, i owe her

[Alphonse Alban]

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Great Pumpkin Julie

Is that some gaysexual idol of yours?

1- I AM NOT TRASH. I am someone. I live.I make my own choices.

You are trash to God if you do not follow Him. Only choice you can make is if you follow Him or not. In the end there are only two outcomes, heaven or hell.

2- Don't tell me what to do.

Don't be silly. This is privately owned forum and we can take your posting rights away if you do not follow our rules. Besides, you do daily what people tel you to do. You would not be able to manage a day in modern society without following hundreds of rules that tell you what to do.

3-You already won?Where and when?We have scientifically proof. You've got a book.Very old book.

When we accepted Jesus as our personal Saviour. That book is a word of God. What do you have except a blind faith?

4-You say that you own women.Newsflash, buddy! My mother is the only reason i am here to speak today. It because of her that i have a pc and an internet connection.I don't own her, i owe her

No, Jesus says that we own our wives. Are you married to your mother?

[AnAtheist1]

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i never said i was married to my mother. But you said that men own women, in other posts.
And, i wanna excuse myself for being boring and witless.
NOBODY CARES.
Now, i'll get off this stupid forum for your happiness, for 2 reasons.
This forum might get me sick.
And, unlike you, i care about other people. What i don't care about are stupid people.
Now, let's see. I'm not stupid, you are stupid.
If you even try to responde to this with "typical atheist", i'll swear to Great Pumpkin Julie, and no, it's something i made up now, i'll ruin this forum.
Now, i'd like to get banned.
So, later, fucking bitches!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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i never said i was married to my mother. But you said that men own women, in other posts.
And, i wanna excuse myself for being boring and witless.
NOBODY CARES.
Now, i'll get off this stupid forum for your happiness, for 2 reasons.
This forum might get me sick.
And, unlike you, i care about other people. What i don't care about are stupid people.
Now, let's see. I'm not stupid, you are stupid.
If you even try to responde to this with "typical atheist", i'll swear to Great Pumpkin Julie, and no, it's something i made up now, i'll ruin this forum.
Now, i'd like to get banned.
So, later, piffleing bitches!