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  • BethWilson
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2013
    • 65

    #1

    Hello people

    So I decided to make an intro thread. I don't go to church and I am not a Christian.

    Anyways......I'll give you two good films to watch
    Hahahahahahahahahaha.........

    1. A Serbian Film (Go ahead and watch it! Its great for the whole family!)
    2. Cannibal Holocaust

    Enjoy!




  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #2
    Re: Hello people

    Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
    So I decided to make an intro thread.
    Not much of one, I'll say.

    Tell us about yourself, how many children you have, where you live, and how you came to trample Jesus' Holy Word under foot.

    Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
    I don't go to church and I am not a Christian.
    And it shows. How unfortunate.

    Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
    Anyways......I'll give you two good films to watch
    Hahahahahahahahahaha.........

    1. A Serbian Film (Go ahead and watch it! Its great for the whole family!)
    2. Cannibal Holocaust

    Enjoy!
    Now why would True Believers™ be interested in anything other than films that glorify Jesus?

    Pastor Ed

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    • BethWilson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2013
      • 65

      #3
      Re: Hello people

      I don't have children. Well, maybe you guys should start a thread about what movies to not watch. Really disturbing movies.

      Heres some examples:

      1. A Serbian Film
      2. Cannibal Holocaust
      3. Martyrs
      4. Inside
      5. Irreversible
      6. I Spit on Your Grave
      7. Dogtooth
      8. Sal or 120 Days of Sodom

      I don't think you all would be willing to watch these movies or would you.......

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      • JM4611
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2013
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Hello people

        This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

        Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

        The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

        It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12984

          #5
          Re: Hello people

          Originally posted by JM4611 View Post
          This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

          Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

          The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

          It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.
          You're so nice, sweetie, and now could you please make an introduction thread - and please, please follow the instructions - so we can properly greet you?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Hello people

            Originally posted by JM4611 View Post
            ...Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well...
            Scripture quoted (ixnay on the NIV-ay, use the KJV, eh?) applies only to women in churches. Please provide other Scripture to back your assertion that women should be quiet elsewhere.

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            • BethWilson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2013
              • 65

              #7
              Re: Hello people

              Originally posted by JM4611 View Post
              This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

              Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

              The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

              It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.

              The only thing shocking about it is the movies I have mentioned and pretty much most of them would raise a lot of controversy.

              No, they shouldn't be silent. You're pretty sexist aren't you? I don't believe in Hell. No thanks. I'm fine.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: Hello people

                Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                The only thing shocking about it is the movies I have mentioned...
                Mister Ed covered that already:

                Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                ...Now why would True Believers™ be interested in anything other than films that glorify Jesus?...
                If you read some of the True Christians'™ intro threads, you'll learn two things:

                1) Many of the True Christians™ arrived here after being Saved™ by from lives of horrific debauchery, during which they violated the Bible's proscriptions on abuse of drink, drugs, self, others (of either sex [or multiple]), animals, etc., so routinely that it became more a pastime than any conscious act of rebellion, so simple movies with cheap special effects like the ones you've listed are more likely to induce snoring than bring up anyone's lunch, and

                2) Introductions include INTRODUCING YOURSELF. Cleverly hidden at the TOP OF EVERY PAGE on this Forum you'll find:

                "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

                Cooperation would be beneficial for the longevity of your posting rights here. Jus' sayin.

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                • ChurchMadeMeAthiest
                  Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 21

                  #9
                  Re: Hello people

                  Cannibal Corpse?

                  Did you know that an indonesian woman was actually killed on screen during the production of this movie?
                  Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

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                  • JM4611
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2013
                    • 2

                    #10
                    Re: Hello people

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    You're so nice, sweetie, and now could you please make an introduction thread - and please, please follow the instructions - so we can properly greet you?
                    Well, I apologize.. I was thinking about what to write in the way of introduction when I happened on Ms Wilson's post, which jarred me to the point where I forgot the rules.

                    I'm terribly embarrassed, so I will leave now.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Hello people

                      Originally posted by ChurchMadeMeAthiest View Post
                      Cannibal Corpse?

                      Did you know that an indonesian woman was actually killed on screen during the production of this movie?
                      Why? Was she a witch? Was she a rape victim that didn't cry out? Was she a non-virgin bride who had been paid for?

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                      • ChurchMadeMeAthiest
                        Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 21

                        #12
                        Re: Hello people

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Why? Was she a witch? Was she a rape victim that didn't cry out? Was she a non-virgin bride who had been paid for?
                        Could have been any of those reasons.

                        Legend has it that they wanted an ultra-realistic death scene and decided just to do it for real.
                        Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: Hello people

                          Originally posted by ChurchMadeMeAthiest View Post
                          Could have been any of those reasons...
                          Then the True Christians(tm) would approve, as those are all death penalty offences in the Bible.

                          ...Legend has it that they wanted an ultra-realistic death scene and decided just to do it for real.
                          Or, someone figured they'd sell a lot more tickets if they started some shocking rumour.

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                          • ChurchMadeMeAthiest
                            Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 21

                            #14
                            Re: Hello people

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Then the True Christians™ would approve, as those are all death penalty offences in the Bible.

                            Or, someone figured they'd sell a lot more tickets if they started some shocking rumour.
                            The film crew actually were charged with murder and appeared in court to defend the charge but the case was dropped due to a lack of evidence...

                            Looking back on some of the still, you may be right about the witch part

                            Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

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                            • Thomas Taylor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1486

                              #15
                              Re: Hello people

                              Originally posted by ChurchMadeMeAthiest View Post
                              The film crew actually were charged with murder and appeared in court to defend the charge but the case was dropped due to a lack of evidence...

                              Looking back on some of the still, you may be right about the witch part
                              Son, instead of reading silly urban legends (and falling for them) try reading a Bible (KJV 1611). You might learn something more believeable than the silly stories you are making up.

                              Proverbs 12:23

                              A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fooles proclaimeth foolishnesse
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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