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I am Daniel from Australia I attend my Local Church on Sundays and wish to be a better Christian I hope I find better ways to love the lord here
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Re: Hello Friends
Originally posted by Lordmaybemysaviour View Post
Welcome, friend
"Local church"sounds awfully vague. I hope it's really Christian, and not Catholic!
What is your favorite Bible verse?
Are you married? How many sons do you have?
PS: "Lord" should be capitalized.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Hi,
I am Married with 2 Sons my local Church is the Church of Latter Day Saints. My favourite Verse is from Ezekial "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"Comment
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Hello there friend, I cant help but feel like you're trying to take the mickey out of us. When did you find JESUS? what low point in your sorry and pathetic life made you turn to HIM?Originally posted by Lordmaybemysaviour View PostComment
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I must agree with our residentOriginally posted by Lordmaybemysaviour View Postevilatheist. That quote which you provided is not in the Bible.
Also, and I don't quite know how to break it to you softly, but Mormons are far from being Christians... You can review the forum on false religions and cults, that may answer some questions.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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When I was younger I turned to a very bad crowd I stole things I drank alcohol I even entered into a sexual encouter with two other people at the same time it was at this point I realised I needed to xhange my ways and discovered the path to JesusOriginally posted by Scott Cole View PostComment
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The verse you were trying to quote was not from the King James Bible 1161, Heres the actual chapter : Ezekiel 25
You have a lot to learn Friend, you should leave that church and find one worthy of GODs loveComment
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I believe you may be correct friend another reason I am here so that I can be among people I can learn fromOriginally posted by Scott Cole View PostComment
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Re: Hello Friends
Originally posted by Lordmaybemysaviour View Post
You can certainly learn a great deal here.
Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! My sympathies for falling into the Mormon trap. I don't mean nothin' homo about this, man but I'd really like it if you got rid of your underwear. I'm talking about the magic stuff. You can continue to wear your boxers or whatever your choice is (and no, I'm not asking). Ain't no fancy undies with appropriately placed holes gonna make a difference come judgment day, no matter what someone told you.
This is a place where you can learn just how hot the flames of hell will be with the burning corpses of the unsaved while basking in the precious Love of JESUS. I just know you'll love your time here.
Welcome!
Brother LarryComment
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Hello Daniel, and welcome to our friendly forum!
I have a special place in my heart for those deceived by the charlatan Joseph Smith. I will pray for you and your family that you may come to find the One True
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May the truth of God’s Word pierce your heart (Hebrews 4:12)
May you believe in the One True God, not the fabricated Time Warp Trio John Smith invented (John 17:3)
May you call upon the name of the real LORD, not that Man-Who-Became-God foolishness (Acts 2:21)
May the LORD help you discover the deceptions in Mormonism and reject those faulty rationalizations you are taught to believe (John 8:32)
I pray you sincerely investigate LDS Church history and its teachings (Acts 17:11)
I pray you will know the peace that comes from submitting yourself only to the Lord (not your local ward leader) (Philippians 4:7)
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Hello Friends
That verse is not in the book of Ezekiel. It originally comes from the japanese karate film The Bodyguard.Originally posted by Lordmaybemysaviour View Post
"• Quentin Tarantino got the idea of Jules Winfield's "Ezekiel 25:17" speech from The Bodyguard, though he made some alterations. The Bodyguard's version of "Ezekiel 25:17" reads as follows: The path of the righteous man and defender is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the father of lost children.
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious anger, who poison and destroy my brothers; and they shall know that I am CHIBA the BODYGUARD when I lay my vengeance upon them."
(Quote from this page)Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."Comment
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Hello Daniel.
Sorry to hear that you fell for mormonism, but here, you will learn what it means to be True Christian™, there are a lot of wise True Christians™ who are more than happy to teach about Gods love and our Lord Jesus Christ.
Nothing much to be added apart the words of wisdom from the Holly Bible
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of GodComment
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