Christ - save me

[seamack]

I have been in a severe depression for the past few years. While looking up things that upset me, I was brought to this site. Y'all make a lot of sense and back it up with unmolested proof in the Bible.

I didn't realize that pot could be causing a lot of my angst. I was always told that God made all the plants and animals for us to use and that we could get closer to him by smoking it. After reading about your study about how it makes you gay, it all makes sense now. Am I right by figuring out that Satan put weed on our temporary home to tempt us away from Jesus?

I have also had many homosexual encounters and they were all while I was high. I regret it afterwards, but I still smoke with these guys thinking "I won't let them ravage me tonight", but it never works. I'm scared to get an HIV test, but I don't know how I can be clean after all that. It started with allowing them to suck on me. They they moved to licking my butt clean -- but I quickly found out that they were just getting it clean and loose so they could put their penises in me. It felt SO good. I thought I'd gone to heaven. But the hell I feel the next day is not worth it.

That is why I'm so glad I found this site. I can't keep living like this. Last night, they invited a bunch of people from the internet that we didn't even know. I don't know their medical history and they could've had full-blown AIDs. I'm so scared. Every one of them took a turn on me. If I go to the doctor, my wife will find out and probably take my kids from me.

My friends and I are also worried about the Blacks. They are like animals and I keep feeling like they are beneath me, but none of my coworkers agree with me and call me a racist. After reading what you said about them being the slaves of slaves, it reassures me. I guess that is what I need from your church and your congregation. Every church around here has Blacks attending. It is scary.

I'm a good 8 hour drive from Freehold, but already feel saved from finding this site. Thank you and Praise Jesus

[James Hutchins]

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I ... tl;dr ... Praise Jesus

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[seamack]

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I'm confused. I read all of that and that is why I'm introducing myself. What do you feel I did wrong?

[James Hutchins]

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Msay I suggest:

So often is the question asked by wanderers and the destitute, "How Do I get Saved?"

This is perhaps the most important question you will ever ask.

Fortunately, you are in the presence of True Christians who are more enlightened than you!

All your questions are answered here!


1. How do I get saved?

Allow us to introduce you to somebody: His name is JESUS CHRIST, and He gave up His temporary life on Earth to allow you a chance to escape the damnation He has in store for you!

The Bible tells us that we must believe in JESUS in order to be redeemed:

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. - John 3:18

JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. - John 14:6

One of the fundamental, reoccurring themes of the Bible is that humans are insufficient and useless on their own:

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6

Finally, you must confess your sins to GOD:

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. - 1 John 1:9

If you accept that you are worthless on your own, and you recognize that JESUS is the Son of GOD and is the only way to Heaven, and you confess your sins, you can be saved! You are really on your way to happiness!


2. Is it enough just to believe in JESUS?

No!

JESUS, being the ultimate manifestation of love and justice, says that if we really care about Him at all, we will do everything He says:

If ye love me, keep my commandments. John 14:15

You can learn more about what GOD's rules are for His people by reading the entire Bible all the way through.


3. Can my family and friends be saved?

Maybe!

Because of the way the system is set up, it is a requirement of salvation that each person believe in JESUS and confess Him as their LORD.

And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. - Acts 8:37

GOD has given us freewill to either choose the free gift of eternal life by doing everything He says, or eternal damnation in a lake of fire by disobedience.

(This may sound like an ultimatum, but really it's a choice.)

This means that any person who will not or cannot believe or understand is going to Hell.

One of the best ways to get your friends and family to be saved is to tell them the Good News of salvation through JESUS CHRIST, and that failure to comply with this offer will result in damnation and eternal torment.


4. What if my friends and family won't accept CHRIST?

They may be your friends and family, but GOD's sentiments towards these people are made very clear:

And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. - Ephesians 5:11

There is no such thing as a good unbeliever:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1

In Old Testament times, family and friends who didn't worship GOD were sentenced to death:

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;


8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:


9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. - Deuteronomy 13:6-9


If your friends and family don't worship the One True GOD of the Bible, it's time to break off contact until they reconsider!


5. Which parts of the Bible should I follow?

All of it!

GOD wouldn't have wrote it down otherwise!

What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it. - Deuteronomy 12:32

If you break just one point of the law, it's just like you've broken them all:

For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. - James 2:10

This includes the Old Testament:

For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope. - Romans 15:4


6. Is there an unpardonable sin?

If you turn away from GOD's Spirit, how can you receive salvation?

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. - Mark 3:28-29


7. Where can I learn more?

Christian Advice and Messages of Hope! GOD's Greatest Hits!

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

You Knew NOTHING Of Morality Before You Came Here

Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

[Didymus Much]

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I'm confused. I read all of that and that is why I'm introducing myself. What do you feel I did wrong?

Let's have a look, then. These are the instructions you were given:

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

1) Here is where you introduce yourself. Is seamack your name? A nickname? If either of those, why is it not capitalized? What should we call you? Score: 0.5/1

2) Tell us what church you go to If inapplicable, just say so. Score: 0/1

3) what your favorite Bible verse is No sign of any Scripture in your post. Score: 0/1

4) how you came to find Jesus By your description of your recent activities, you're looking for something, but you certainly haven't found Jesus yet. Score: 0/1

Total score: 0.5 out of 4 (and that's giving a bit of benefit of the doubt for your first answer).

If you can't impress some strangers on the internet, how do you think you'd fare facing the creator of the universe?

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[James Hutchins]

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So sad

Apparently True Salvation(tm) is not as easy as an 'iTune' purchase for some people..

[seamack]

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OK. I apologize. I did not realize the rules were so strict on introducing myself. I make mistakes like this all the time. My wife says this is why I don't have any friends. So I'll try again.

1) "seamack" is a username that I use on the Internet. It is derived from my real name. I'm not sure I'm ready to use my real name after divulging so much personal information. If my wife found out, I'd be toast.

2) I've been to about 10 churches in the last year. I'm not a member of any of them. I am a confirmed Lutheran, but they aren't doing much to help me.

3) My favorite Bible verse is Leviticus 27:30. "And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord's. it is holy unto the Lord."

4) I'm not sure if I've "found" Jesus. I "know" him and am trying to get closer, but all I "found" was this web site.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Something bothers me about you, "seamack".

How in the world does a married man get involved with the slam party scene? I know all about it as I see the consequences in my consulting room after every weekend; men with terrible posture trouble from being bent over for hours (days?) while held down in chains and vigorously ravaged by strangers off the internet. It is possible to have hundreds of anonymous homosexual partners at a single event, so I have heard.

Tell us - how did you ever get to this state? Describe to us, if you would, the first time you allowed another man to arouse and gratify you. Spare no details! Any detail could be useful in helping to identify homosexual predators in our midst.

[Brother Larry]

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Something bothers me about you, "seamack".

How in the world does a married man get involved with the slam party scene? I know all about it as I see the consequences in my consulting room after every weekend; men with terrible posture trouble from being bent over for hours (days?) while held down in chains and vigorously ravaged by strangers off the internet. It is possible to have hundreds of anonymous homosexual partners at a single event, so I have heard.

Tell us - how did you ever get to this state? Describe to us, if you would, the first time you allowed another man to arouse and gratify you. Spare no details! Any detail could be useful in helping to identify homosexual predators in our midst.

Dr. Toole, It always fills my heart with emotion when I see the dedicated way you approach the filthy homersekshuls. Your research must take up many long, hard hours, absorbing all of the horrid visions that are revealed to you during your counseling and study. I would love to pat you on the back sometime. As you may or may not know, I too had fallen under the spell of the homers in my past, but I am sure you'd have no time for my stories.

I am wondering if our new friend here is Seamus MacKenzie, the notorious pothead/male prostitute of Glasgow whose wife hired that investigator when she heard rumors of her husband's dalliances? I hope it isn't because she doesn't want Seamus to know she's on to his heinous activities.

Praise Jesus, this Church has led me away from my sordid past, and I get closer each day to moving another mile closer to Landover, once my permit is approved by the mayor of Freehold and the Senior Pastors and DOF and Landover's security/intelligence agents and a few other necessary groups. My, what a process.

Brother Larry

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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