Hello I am Juan

[HispanicGuy]

I am Juan, I am 28 years of age and I have been through some trouble in my life. I used to shoot heroin and discriminate against white people. While this is accepted among the African men, I know that it is not acceptable for True Christians™ I am now an aspiring christian looking to stop all of my horrible heathen ways. I will never masturbate ever again and I will make sure that porn will never tempt me with it's evil. I will never have sexual relations with a dog or a cat again. Please accept me and help me follow the way of Jesus and become one with Christianity. You are free to ask me any questions or any guidance or advice towards my healing.

[HispanicGuy]

Re: Hello I am Juan

Oh I almost forgot.

I go to the Church of Christ in a town just north of Freehold, called Dediro.

My favorite bible verse is: Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello I am Juan

Oh I almost forgot.

I go to the Church of Christ in a town just north of Freehold, called Dediro.

Yeah, right

My favorite bible verse is: Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...

Why do you copy pasta from the signature of our pet atheist?

[HispanicGuy]

Re: Hello I am Juan

That is my favorite bible quote, I did not copy paste it. I simply typed up the quote with some satire at the end of it.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello I am Juan

That is my favorite bible quote, I did not copy paste it. I simply typed up the quote with some satire at the end of it.

And you just happened to repeat an atheist's signature word-by-word. Riiiiiiight....

Anyway, True Christians(tm) don't use satire when talking about the Word of .

[Alvin Moss]

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That is my favorite bible quote, I did not copy paste it. I simply typed up the quote with some satire at the end of it.

Welcome, person.

I have never known a Mexican who called himself Hispanic before. Mostly that word is saved for the politically correct who think Mexican is some kind of dirty word.

We are friendly here and cheerful, too, but we are serious folk who do the work of the Lord. There is no room for frivolity when talking Jesus. Please adopt a more serious attitude when you speak of God and His Word.

What is your congragation? How did you escape the Romans, who hold your people in thrall to the Pope? Tell us of your walk with our sweet savior.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello I am Juan

...My favorite bible verse is: Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...

But I am flattered.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello I am Juan

I think you're lying when you claim to have had sex with dogs and cats. I think you've lied to us about a lot of things.

God brought you here for a reason, Juan. I don't think it was so you could lie to us.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello I am Juan

Oh I almost forgot.

I go to the Church of Christ in a town just north of Freehold, called Dediro.

My favorite bible verse is: Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...

Is that 1 Corinthians 1:27

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world, to confound the wise: and God hath chosen the weake things of the world, to confound the things which are mighty

or is it 2 Corinthians 1:27 which doesn't exist?

Answer at your leisure.

By the way do you do gardens? It's just a thought, my garden is getting a bit overgrown right now, and the lawns also need mowing.