I am back!

[Allyson]

I have been gone for such a long time I feel the need to introduce myself once again.

My name is Allyson, and I am a complete believer in Jesus Christ, My Lord. My family and I go to Trinity Baptist Church of Austin,Texas. I am pure and virtous and my father believes I am ready for marriage. Some of my favorite things to do is cook (especially pies), clean, taking care of my father, and studying the bible. The majority of my time I spend at home, safe from any influences, learning and memorizing the bible. Some of my favorite bible quotes are in my signature but I'll share a few here as well.

Psalms 119:60 - I made haste, and delayed not to keep thy commandments.

Psalms 119:127 - Therefore I love thy commandments above gold; yea, above fine gold

I apoligize for such a lengthy introduction. If there any bible verses, suggestions, questions, or issues let me know.

YIC - Allyson

[Alvin Moss]

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Well then, welcome back Sister.

You are blessed to live in God's favorite country, but, sadly, I note that you are forced to live among the sodomites and communists of Austin. Soon, righteous Christians will march on Austin and destroy the wicked who inhabit that place. Until that day, you must take care and don't venture out without your revolver and a manly relation, either your father or your brother.

Tell us of the horrors of living in such a sinful city. Leave nothing out. Give us every sordid detail.

God Bless!

[Allyson]

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There are wild hipppies everywhere it's nearly unbearable
Thanks to my wise father I live on land that is pretty secluded from the bad influences. In addition to being protected from constant viewing of the disgusting harlots, I am homeschooled by my mother. This I am grateful for because it gives me more time to study my bible and prepare to serve my husband and The Lord! I wait for the day Austin is washed clean of all sodomites and sinners! I will rejoice, as I do everyday, for the Lord is wonderful!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Hello Allysson. You sound like a lovely young lady. I am Dr. Toole but you may call me Anthony. Tell me Allysson, how might I contact your father?

[snakeofhell]

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Hello Allysson. You sound like a lovely young lady. I am Dr. Toole but you may call me Anthony. Tell me Allysson, how might I contact your father?

thats not creepy.........

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Allyson, I might be interested in taking you on as a wife. Do you have childbearing hips?

[Allyson]

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Hello Mr. Anthony Toole, My father does not want to make an account on here at this time as he is very busy with work and ministry. See, he spends much of his time at the church and does his best at preaching in-town to try and spead the good word (even to the filthy) He has asked me to tell you he can be contacted through my account if you wish.
YIC- Allyson

[Allyson]

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Hi Faith Machine! I remember you from the last time I was on the forums, so long ago. I asked my father if he thought my hips were of good size and could withstand many years of providing soldiers of Christ and he told me to tell you they are of optimal size, a little big if anything.

[Faith_Machine]

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That sounds really good. How many children would you ideally be interested in having?

[Allyson]

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As many as my husband wishes!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome back. I had not noticed you had left....

[Allyson]

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Thanks sir! I periodically visited but followed the advice of my father, "Women should be seen not heard." Although the only place women (including myself) should be seen is inside cleaning or studying the bible and working outside feeding the animals and tending to the garden.

[Spoogey (Quarantined)]

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Well then, something doesn't quite add up...

Posted on the 12/24/2012:

Sir my father is a horrible sinner. In my first post in the introduction forum I explain my family is of the presbyterian faith and does not have righteous Christian beliefs. I am straying from my family of sinners to reach the truth. I'm sorry to have sinned and repent my mistakes. I don't want to act like a cheap whore and regret my actions deeply.

and

I agree with you wholeheartedly sir but my idiotic father refuses to find me a good TrueChristian husband

all which can be found here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=85933

Posted today, just now, on this thread:

My name is Allyson, and I am a complete believer in Jesus Christ, My Lord. My family and I go to Trinity Baptist Church of Austin,Texas

and

Thanks to my wise father I live on land that is pretty secluded from the bad influences

and

My father does not want to make an account on here at this time as he is very busy with work and ministry. See, he spends much of his time at the church and does his best at preaching in-town to try and spead the good word (even to the filthy)

Wow, it seems your father and your family have achieved a great deal within the last 10 months. From being a horrible sinner, to working in the church.

This could be miraculous...or you could perhaps be lying completely. Nevertheless, do carry on...its entertaining stuff.

[James Hutchins]

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Well then, something doesn't quite add up...

.....

Friend, I know it escapes you but some people actually have a decent bone in thier body. Allyson here has accepted Jesus's gift and repented her shallow fluffy bunny ways.


If things do not add up for you, may I suggest some remedial home schooling?

[Basilissa]

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Wow, it seems your father and your family have achieved a great deal within the last 10 months. From being a horrible sinner, to working in the church.

Jealous, huh?

This could be miraculous...or you could perhaps be lying completely.

Well, well. What do they say? A liar thinks everybody else is a liar?

Don't mind him, dear Allyson.