[TheIrishGrimm]

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Well that's a silly thing to say. Why would you hate us? We're awfully friendly, caring, and helpful.

That's what I was saying!

Look. Even though I believe completely differently than any of you do, I recognize that you are coming from a place where you want to help.

That said, I still do not believe as you do. But I can stand back and appreciate where your intentions are coming from.

And even though it seems as though you are being....hostile, sometimes, as a group, it doesn't really matter.

I've tried to display courtesy and acceptance to you all despite the belief difference, and that was all I set out to do.

This will be my last post here. Thank you all for your time.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That's what I was saying!

Look. Even though I believe completely differently than any of you do, I recognize that you are coming from a place where you want to help.

Well exactly! And we have the Answer, of course. Sadly, the Answer (Jesus) isn't allowed to be applied where needed. Take prayer in school. Once the liberals working for the Gay Agenda took prayer out of school, there's been naught but homosexual training and violence. It's a shame, really, but we're working very diligently (starting with bringing God back into the science classroom with Creation Science).

I'm glad we can count on your support!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's what I was saying!

Look. Even though I believe completely differently than any of you do, I recognize that you are coming from a place where you want to help.

That said, I still do not believe as you do. But I can stand back and appreciate where your intentions are coming from.

And even though it seems as though you are being....hostile, sometimes, as a group, it doesn't really matter.

I've tried to display courtesy and acceptance to you all despite the belief difference, and that was all I set out to do.

This will be my last post here. Thank you all for your time.

He's probably passed out in a puddle of his own filth. Most scots are.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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And even though it seems as though you are being....hostile, sometimes, as a group, it doesn't really matter.

I've tried to display courtesy and acceptance to you all despite the belief difference, and that was all I set out to do.

Your courtesy and acceptance mean about as much as a prostitute's nickel. This forum does not exist so that ignorant punks can come make a mockery of our almighty Lord and Savior. This place solely exists so that we may engorge ourselves in the love of Jesus Christ and share our love with each other and those seeking guidance. Your know-it-all attitude is unwanted and unwelcome, how can you expect anything but resilience?

Not to mention you claim to be a nihilist, then go on to mention your 'beliefs' in almost every single post. Against abortion? Do you even adhere to your own cockamamie belief structure, or lack thereof?

True Christians™ do not have time for theological hypocrisy. Good riddance.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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And speaking of prostitutes...

A Christian man told me that my wife was going to hell for having her hair dyed blue...

Although that is true that your wife is undoubtedly going to Hell for having blue hair, there is surely more to this story than just her outwardly appearances. Either she is choosing the path of retardation, or she is some sort of feminazi trying to butch herself up for some mo-hawked queer to sweep her off of her jack booted feet. Here is your biblical proof of her eternal damnation for all of the above:

1 Peter 3
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

1 Timothy 2
I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
7 Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not) a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
8 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Deuteronomy 22:
1 Thou shalt not see thy brother's ox or his sheep go astray, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt in any case bring them again unto thy brother.
2 And if thy brother be not nigh unto thee, or if thou know him not, then thou shalt bring it unto thine own house, and it shall be with thee until thy brother seek after it, and thou shalt restore it to him again.
3 In like manner shalt thou do with his ass; and so shalt thou do with his raiment; and with all lost thing of thy brother's, which he hath lost, and thou hast found, shalt thou do likewise: thou mayest not hide thyself.
4 Thou shalt not see thy brother's ass or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift them up again.
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
6 If a bird's nest chance to be before thee in the way in any tree, or on the ground, whether they be young ones, or eggs, and the dam sitting upon the young, or upon the eggs, thou shalt not take the dam with the young:
7 But thou shalt in any wise let the dam go, and take the young to thee; that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days.
8 When thou buildest a new house, then thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house, if any man fall from thence.
9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
12 Thou shalt make thee fringes upon the four quarters of thy vesture, wherewith thou coverest thyself.
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
30 A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt.

At least you have an out, should you and your wife inevitably come to despise each other, like all young idiots do. Surely she was not a virgin when you met her, looking like that. This means you have the upper hand and can slander her all you want, and if her parents complain, they have to prove she was a virgin! If she was, a small fine for you, but if not... she should be stoned to death.

I stress the "if not", as it seems it would be a win-win for everyone if that feminazi bitch were put out of her misery.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello!

And speaking of prostitutes...

Although that is true that your wife is undoubtedly going to Hell for having blue hair, there is surely more to this story than just her outwardly appearances. Either she is choosing the path of retardation, or she is some sort of feminazi trying to butch herself up for some mo-hawked queer to sweep her off of her jack booted feet. Here is your biblical proof of her eternal damnation for all of the above:

1 Peter 3
...

Amen, Brother! But I'm afraid your words may well be lost on this clown. Drunken scots may be able to tend to a mohawk while inebriated, but that's about all they can do.

[TheIrishGrimm]

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People are still posting in this? lol

Thought you guys would have found another source of fun by now...

Not to mention you claim to be a nihilist, then go on to mention your 'beliefs' in almost every single post. Against abortion? Do you even adhere to your own cockamamie belief structure, or lack thereof?

True Christians™ do not have time for theological hypocrisy. Good riddance.

I'm a Moral Nihlist. I don't believe in an objective right or wrong. However, I do believe that people are allowed to have subjective opinions. My beliefs have nothing to do with what is right, or what is wrong. They have to do with my own subjective views as a human being.

Don't care about the rest but I thought I'd clear that up.

[TheIrishGrimm]

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By the way, can we talk about Chris Harper for a minute?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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You got one thing right:

...My beliefs have nothing to do with what is right, or what is wrong...

God is the giver of absolute morality. We as infinitesimal specks of puke have no say in it. If God says it is right then it is right, likewise if He says it is wrong, then it is wrong. We can only have morality if we know God.

Isaiah 5:20 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ Woe vnto them that call euill good, and good euill, that put darkenes for light, and light for darkenesse, that put bitter for sweete, and sweete for bitter.

[TheIrishGrimm]

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We can only have morality if we know God.

EXACTLY!

This is a point I've been trying to get across to atheists for YEARS.

I mean, if people wish to have personal preferences, fine. But you can't have a moral right or wrong standard without some outside force such as a deity defining it! Everything else is inconsequential.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Atheists would have you believe that morality arose out of altruistic behavior of our supposed "monkeymen" ancestors.

They make up all kinds of silly stories like that in a vain effort to leave God out of the equations.

1 Corinthians 5:13 (1611 King James Bible)

But them that are without, God iudgeth. Therefore put away from among your selues that wicked person.

[TheIrishGrimm]

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Atheists would have you believe that morality arose out of altruistic behavior of our supposed "monkeymen" ancestors.

They make up all kinds of silly stories like that in a vain effort to leave God out of the equations.

I think a lot of people are just confused. Many grew up not understanding the word of god, and therefor they never tried to learn more about it.

On a side note: If I were to have emailed the head pastor using the link on this site, about how long would it take to get a response?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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...On a side note: If I were to have emailed the head pastor using the link on this site, about how long would it take to get a response?

I couldn't tell you with any certainty. All of the Pastors here are extremely busy doing the heavy lifting for God, so I would say don't be surprised if it takes more than a week before they can get back to you.

[TheIrishGrimm]

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I couldn't tell you with any certainty. All of the Pastors here are extremely busy doing the heavy lifting for God, so I would say don't be surprised if it takes more than a week before they can get back to you.

Gotcha.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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By the way, can we talk about Jesus Christ for a minute?

I'm all ears...I love discussing Our Dear Savior!