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Hello world,
My name is Richard, but my friends call me Big Dick (I am 6'9'' so the nickname never surprised me). I am Caucasian with blonde hair and blue eyes.
I was born in Kalamazoo, MI deep within the belt of our lord and savior. My parents met years ago at a conference held quarterly by my church, the Netherlands Reformed Baptist Church. There is little "warm" love in my family (my parents were nearing 20 and STILL UNWED so they met and married weeks later) but this fact has never bothered me as I have always known the all encompassing cold love of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
At the ripe age of 3 I began going to "Sunday" school 4 times a week for 3 hours per session, and I have been hooked on Jesus since!
Thought I was home schooled (and well educated) for all of my life with my 16 brothers and sisters, I felt the need to head off to college to confront sinners in their Socialist Communist Fascist dens to bring everyone I could to Jesus (and notify the rest that they would be burning for all eternity). I was lucky enough to meet my wife at the sweet age of 16, and with our parents consent we were wed just months later. We now have 8 beautiful children, and are expecting a 9th. I am praying for another boy!
Nice to meet you all!
My name is Richard, but my friends call me Big Dick (I am 6'9'' so the nickname never surprised me). I am Caucasian with blonde hair and blue eyes.
I was born in Kalamazoo, MI deep within the belt of our lord and savior. My parents met years ago at a conference held quarterly by my church, the Netherlands Reformed Baptist Church. There is little "warm" love in my family (my parents were nearing 20 and STILL UNWED so they met and married weeks later) but this fact has never bothered me as I have always known the all encompassing cold love of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
At the ripe age of 3 I began going to "Sunday" school 4 times a week for 3 hours per session, and I have been hooked on Jesus since!
Thought I was home schooled (and well educated) for all of my life with my 16 brothers and sisters, I felt the need to head off to college to confront sinners in their Socialist Communist Fascist dens to bring everyone I could to Jesus (and notify the rest that they would be burning for all eternity). I was lucky enough to meet my wife at the sweet age of 16, and with our parents consent we were wed just months later. We now have 8 beautiful children, and are expecting a 9th. I am praying for another boy!
Nice to meet you all!
fellow Michigander! I hope you are thanking 
for bringing you to the Godliest forum on the internet! Make yourself at home!
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