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  • IreneS
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2013
    • 197

    #31
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by ProudBrony View Post
    Im asexual. (I don't have sex, I don't have perverted thoughts, I think its a waste of time.)

    So in short: Not Obese, not a pervert, not into bestiality. PERIOD!!!
    Maybe not a pervert, but surely an abomination in the eyes of our lord. How can you bring forth issue to serve the lord if you don't lie with a woman. Shame on you!

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    • ProudBrony
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      • Dec 2013
      • 30

      #32
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by IreneS View Post
      Maybe not a pervert, but surely an abomination in the eyes of our lord. How can you bring forth issue to serve the lord if you don't lie with a woman. Shame on you!
      I will lie with a women, when I find a women worth lieing with.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #33
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by ProudBrony View Post
        I will lie with a women, when I find a women worth lieing with.
        Friend, that might be a lengthy wait. I hope you are not looking for the "perfect" woman (), and I hope you are not entertaining unrealistic or even unattainable requirements. This is not going to be your fishing partner or your hunting dog: it's just going to be your wife.

        As long as she keeps her yap shut, knows her place, makes babies and lays off the sauce, she'll do (1 Timothy 2:9-15).

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • ProudBrony
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          • Dec 2013
          • 30

          #34
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Friend, that might be a lengthy wait. I hope you are not looking for the "perfect" woman (), and I hope you are not entertaining unrealistic or even unattainable requirements. This is not going to be your fishing partner or your hunting dog: it's just going to be your wife.

          As long as she keeps her yap shut, knows her place, makes babies and lays off the sauce, she'll do (1 Timothy 2:9-15).

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth

          I want a strong independent women, and also one that isn't a left winged bigot.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by ProudBrony View Post
            I want a strong independent women,
            Yes, I also like a woman who needs minimal supervision regarding housekeeping, sandwiches, etc.

            Originally posted by ProudBrony View Post
            and also one that isn't a left winged bigot.
            I don't care about their politics since I tell my wife who to vote for.
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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12995

              #36
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by ProudBrony View Post
              I want a strong independent women, and also one that isn't a left winged bigot.
              How many women do you want?

              Pervert.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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