GLORY HALLELUJAH

[Jebediah Reboham]

Greetings and felicitations brothers and sisters. How great it is to be better than the hellbound unsaved trash! I am...
-Blessed to be white
-Blessed to be AMERICAN
-Possibly related to George Bush...!
-Leader of the Texan chapter of the LeagueofLegends Maintaining Full Abolishment Order (LMFAO)

[Basilissa]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

Greetings and felicitations brothers and sisters. How great it is to be better than the hellbound unsaved trash! I am...
-Blessed to be white
-Blessed to be AMERICAN
-Possibly related to George Bush...!
-Leader of the Texan chapter of the LeagueofLegends Maintaining Full Abolishment Order (LMFAO)

Lynching ftw!

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Jebediah Reboham]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

I attend Lakesideview Church in Dallas! My favorite verse is the so cleverly writ Numbers 23:22

God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

I found Jesus at my local conservative, white-male only farmers market Bible study.

[Basilissa]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

I attend Lakesideview Church in Dallas! My favorite verse is the so cleverly writ Numbers 23:22

God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

I found Jesus at my local conservative, white-male only farmers market Bible study.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Reboham!

Are you married? If yes, how many sons do you have?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

Welcome, Mr. Reboham.

Can you tell us in what ways you glorify His name to those who reject Him?

[Jebediah Reboham]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

I am married to my wife (who has no computer rights of course- she might be tempted to blaspheme or worse: develop taste in music) and I have seven sons. I had an eighth, but he was stoned for compulsively masturbating to the story of the Three Little Pigs.

Welcome, Mr. Reboham.

Can you tell us in what ways you glorify His name to those who reject Him?

I prefer the deadly water baptism- they are not let up from the water unless they recite the Lord's Prayer whilst under the waves. Should they drown, they can find comfort in knowing I gave them a chance whilst burning in Hell.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I prefer the deadly water baptism- they are not let up from the water unless they recite the Lord's Prayer whilst under the waves. Should they drown, they can find comfort in knowing I gave them a chance whilst burning in Hell.

Would you be so kind as to provide scriptural support for this form of baptism?

Given that the Holy ritual of baptism symbolizes the burial and resurrection of Christ, I feel that when the inductee does not emerge alive from the water, then the process has been subverted somehow.

You imply that you perform baptisms, yet you have not stated you are a Pastor. Are you a self-styled itinerant harvester of souls?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

What's the matter with your finger?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: GLORY HALLELUJAH

Greetings and felicitations brothers and sisters. How great it is to be better than the hellbound unsaved trash! I am...
-Blessed to be white
-Blessed to be AMERICAN
-Possibly related to George Bush...!
-Leader of the Texan chapter of the LeagueofLegends Maintaining Full Abolishment Order (LMFAO)

Hello Jebediah Reboham.

I did not understand LeagueofLegends so I split it up to League of Legends and then I put that in the Google and it is a video game I hope you are not a person who plays video games look at 1 Corinthians 13:11 it says:

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Also Pastor Ezekiel told me that people who play games masturbate all the time because they use a joystick and they think it is like a penis sorry for using bad words.

Thank you.

Rusty