[Basilissa]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Brother Dr. Mark,

I believe it was Sister Mary (bless her heart) that posted a sort of pecking order for the forums that showed the level of respect due to each particular designation. Perhaps she could post that again to clarify when it is proper to rebuke another poster. Jesus wants us to follow His Divine plan when it comes to putting people in their place.

As a True Christian ™ woman, I am beneath you, of course, which is a place I am happy to claim at any time.

NRL

My dearest Sister Naomi, did you mean this:

The food chain order at LBC forum:

1. Pastors.
2. True Christian™ Men.
3. True Christian™ Women.
4. Forum members.
5. Flies.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Dust mites.
7. Unsaved Trash.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Look, I think we can all agree that Mr. Gladwell looks a little unique, but have you all forgotten this?

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Stick with the program.



YiC,

Zech

[Alvin Moss]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Welcome, Brother.

I want to congratulate you for your forbearance in not smiting the whore who is your wife. I don't know what I would do in your circumstance, though I suspect there would be violence involved. You have been wounded grieveously and you would be within your God given rights to send the woman to Hell with the Devil. Your patience is virtueous and she will get there by and by anyway.

I do not rebuke you for your facial hair, though you should know that 10% of all people do not trust a man with a beard.

Please continue with your testimony.

God Bless!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

My dearest Sister Naomi, did you mean this:

The food chain order at LBC forum:

1. Pastors.
2. True Christian™ Men.
3. True Christian™ Women.
4. Forum members.
5. Flies.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Dust mites.
7. Unsaved Trash.

Kind, sweet Sister Basilissa,

That is, indeed, what I was speaking of. You are delightful - as always - to provide it. Always giving of yourself, aren't you?

Your Sister in Christ,
NRL

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

My dearest Sister Naomi, did you mean this:

The food chain order at LBC forum:

1. Pastors.
2. True Christian™ Men.
3. True Christian™ Women.
4. Forum members.
5. Flies.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Dust mites.
7. Unsaved Trash.

Thank you for leaving off number eight. It is hard enough to control the images of gay sex that Satan projects into my mind constantly without everyone around me bringing it up all the time.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Brother Billy Bob,

Let me pray for you. (If you were here, I'd lay hands on you, but since you aren't, just imagine it)

Lord GOD, I pray for Brother Billy Bob now in Jesus Name. May the vision of his past horrific experience with the homersekshuls not enter his mind at this moment. May he not think of their foul, disgusting hands all over him as he felt their manhood members of lust penetrate his nether regions. May the memory of his painful recovery not be brought to his thoughts, nor the months spent in diapers due to the unusually violent stretching of certain areas of his person. Thanking you for keeping this out of his mind, I praise You for answering this prayer. Amen and Amen

I hope this helped.

[Didymus Much]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Mr. Gladwell, I can't help but wonder if you're somehow related to the stunning Rev. Mrs. Isaac Peters?



Just something about the warmth in your smiles, and True Christian™ joy in your eyes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

Classic Didymus...gender-confused as usual.



YiC,

Zech

[Baxter Gladwell III]

Re: CHRISTIAN. LIBERTARIAN. DIVORCED.

I have many cousins. My grandparents were QUIVERFULL.