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  • Regens Kuechl
    Unsaved trash, foreign papist
    • Jan 2010
    • 76

    #1

    I am a born again Roman Catholic

    Gruess Gott

    My name is Regens Kuechl, a proud Catholic minion of Papst Franziskus and you can read about my famous christian achievements here:


    I consider myself (as I consider all child-baptized and most other catholics) as born again because my church teaches that every newborn already believes in the Catholic god and his Catholic son Jesus the Christ who, by all means, handed St Peter the staff to lead the christian herd of the church our Catholic saviour himself founded.

    Since the true believing is already within every newborn, the holy sacrament of the Catholic baptism clearly is making final the babies accepting Jesus as his personal saviour. It is born again baptized with water.

    Now I am looking forward to meeting many fellow brothers in Christ in this beautiful north american forum.

    Where I live we big churches use a bible that is called "Einheitsuebersetzung", but out of respect for you folks I shall close my Intrudoction now with a bible verse picked from the one called KJV (about which in time I will perhaps tell you one thing or two that will probably shock you). But for now here comes the verse right out of my christian heart:

    Isaiah 1:18
    Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
    Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

    Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
    blah blah blah Since the true believing is already within every newborn blah blah blah
    Oh? I'm sure you can provide a Bible verse which explicitly states this.

    Book, chapter and verse. Use context.

    Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

    Z. Smyth
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

      Another Papist stooge. Great. Didn't we cross paths a few years ago? Or do I have you confused with another Kraut kiddie fiddler?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941

        #4
        Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

        Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
        Gruess Gott
        Greeting my Australian friend Do you not have an umlaut on your keyboard?

        YiC
        AW
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

          Dear Papist Scum;

          This is a Christian forum. Go tell your master satan that we have Christ Jesus on our side and there will be no ring kissing or child diddling here!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • see_the_light
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 1386

            #6
            Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

            Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
            Gruess Gott

            My name is Regens Kuechl, a proud Catholic minion of Papst Franziskus
            Ahhh, the krautz cat-a-licks...

            Sometimes they burn here before burning in hell.



            PRAISE THE LORD!

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
              ...Do you not have an umlaut on your keyboard?...
              I hate when that happens, and the sauce runs down between the keys and gums up the works...

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              • Regens Kuechl
                Unsaved trash, foreign papist
                • Jan 2010
                • 76

                #8
                Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                Greeting my Australian friend Do you not have an umlaut on your keyboard?

                YiC
                AW
                It was not possible to register a name with ü (Regens Küchl), therefore I assumed that you in den vereinigten Staaten von Nordamerika have no computer programs that can show an Umlaut.

                I stand corrected now and will exploit on the fullness of my Tastatur from this moment forth.

                Another matter: Is there a subforum here where to honorably speak about important saints of the church ?
                The day after tomorrow on friday the 1. 24., for example, is the patrocinium of the beloved holy Franz von Sales - the patron saint of the deaf.
                Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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                • Attila's Wife
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 1941

                  #9
                  Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                  Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
                  It was not possible to register a name with ü (Regens Küchl).
                  I am glad to hear it. However, I was referring to the heathen greeting in your first post.

                  1 Corinthians 14:9

                  So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.
                  2 Timothy 3:16

                  All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22880

                    #10
                    Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                    Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
                    Gruess Gott

                    My name is Regens Kuechl, a proud Catholic minion of Papst Franziskus
                    What are you doing wasting your time here spreading vile lies and blasphemies? Have you no relics to sell? No rings to kiss? Death Cookies causing gas? Perhaps "miraculous" cannibalism doesn't agree with you?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                      Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
                      Another matter: Is there a subforum here where to honorably speak about important saints of the church ?
                      The day after tomorrow on friday the 1. 24., for example, is the patrocinium of the beloved holy Franz von Sales - the patron saint of the deaf.
                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_de_Sales
                      Dear friend:

                      We have a subforum here where we may honorably speak about the fact that Catholics aren't Christians.

                      Yours in Christ (not the fingerbone of some "saint"),

                      Isaac
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Regens Kuechl
                        Unsaved trash, foreign papist
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 76

                        #12
                        Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        What are you doing wasting your time here spreading vile lies and blasphemies? Have you no relics to sell? No rings to kiss? Death Cookies causing gas? Perhaps "miraculous" cannibalism doesn't agree with you?
                        Didnt you hear that our beloved brand new Papst Franziskus is already seen by many good christians and even heathens to be a great reformator ?

                        Why do you not show good christian patience while you watch listen and learn from him.

                        For he just might empower the needed Catholic reforms in my holy church that transforms it into a church you would like very much .
                        Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                          I know that many liberal false Christians, atheists, and sodomites are hailing him as a great reformer, but what does that have to do with us?

                          Yours in Christ (not a devil in a white dress),

                          Isaac
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #14
                            Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                            A Catholic Roman is not reborn when he has some kind of attack and thinks it is God speaking to him through the Roman Church. That comes only with a personal relationship with Jesus which involves no priests.

                            Have you been checked by a doctor? You may have suffered a mild stroke.
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Regens Kuechl
                              Unsaved trash, foreign papist
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 76

                              #15
                              Re: I am a born again Roman Catholic

                              That cannot be the believer within you which speaks this words, for a true believer would know that everything and even strokes and attacks come from god.

                              Whatever; When I baptize someone as a priest, I am all the personal relationship with Jesus my baptizand needs.
                              Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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