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  • #1

    HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

    HELLo christians

    Greetings from the Galatic Empire of Aliens. I am here to reveal to you the truth about your religion.

    Jesus was an ancient alien and a communist. He started rallying up the E.T. peasants for a revolution so he had to be exiled to The Milky Way. Put to a space gulag, he was forced to work and make some new souls to build up the GEA. For the last century he hasn't sent us the souls we require to run our soul powerd energy stations. For this he must be punished!

    Give out Jesus and we will not destroy your planet. Do not protect him and do not forget he is a dangerous communist fugitive.

    Best wishes Ming The Cosmic Monarh
    Tags: jeb thurmond, mormons, scientology:cult for idiots
  • #2
    Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity

    Going on the internet to pretend to be a alien in an attempt to troll God's favorite forum? You must be a truly pathetic person.

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    • #3
      Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity

      Originally posted by MingTheCosmicMonarh View Post
      HELLo christians

      Greetings from the Galatic Empire of Aliens. I am here to reveal to you the truth about your religion. But first I want to have sex with my uncle.

      Best wishes Ming The Cosmic Monarh
      Dearest Your Highness Ming:

      I have never met a real monarch before. Oh wait - yes I have! He is my father, the Most High God, the KING OF KINGS, and I am forever bound to Him in eternity, to bask in His love, His blessings, and His Glorious Presence.

      Why not spend some time with us, learning of Him and seeking the truth of His Word, the Holy Bible KJV 1611?

      The Holy Ghost will wean you from having sex with your uncle and instead of burning in the fiery pit, you'll get to sing to Jesus for the next million times million times million times infinity years. GLORY!

      In love and concern,
      Naomi Ruth Lamb
      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
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      • #4
        Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity

        Originally posted by MingTheCosmicMonarh View Post
        HELLo christians

        Blah.... blah.... blah....
        Does he/she/it know that he/she/it has misspelled its name?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #5
          Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

          I think you might have a friend here. Maybe you'll start a UFO Cult together?

          (I've always thought AmeriChrist(™) should diversify it's investment portfolio, and the market for UFO Cults never seems to die (apart from the occasional mass suicide, of course).
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          • #6
            Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

            You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.

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            • #7
              Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

              Originally posted by MingTheCosmicButtMunch View Post
              You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.
              You have come to the wrong place. Might I suggest that you go hang out with the LDS mormons, ride some bicycles, and have a chat with them about the planet Kolob.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #8
                Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

                Originally posted by MingTheCosmicButtMunch View Post
                You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.
                Let me guess, your flying saucer looks like this:



                Because your oh-so-exotic, far-out and spacey name is….Already in use, to describe fake knock-off knickknacks selling for as low as $1.04 on Ebay (Free Shipping!).

                And your whole BEYOND THE BEYOND is actually the place that stocks Wal-Mart:

                The Ming Dynasty, also Empire of the Great Ming, was the ruling dynasty of China for 276 years (1368–1644)


                Ming era clothing:



                Wearing a dress and putting your hair in a bun….Looks kind of space-gay. Let me guess, you're into space-interior decorating and space-listening to space-Cher and saying "space-FABULOUS!!".
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                • #9
                  Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

                  Why would anybody waste their time going online and pretending to be something they're not? I'll tell you why. The drugs.
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • #10
                    Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

                    From where do you think the Ming Dynasty got their style? Ancient ailens man.

                    But as of now i`m not located in China, my secret space station is in Estonian, it is nice and christian free here.

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                    • #11
                      Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

                      ::::
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                      Locations in 50 States and Canada
                      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                      • #12
                        Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space

                        Great, another retard.

                        If I were not a True Christian(tm), I do not think I could put up with these morons.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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