Hello, I am a Cannukistain Eskimoe Whore - How Shocking!

[PromiscuousSlut]

I'm new to these ways. I just recently got interested after I was raped by a few guys in an alley by my college. I am trying to stop being the filthy harlot I was but it's hard sometimes. That's why I'm turning to Jesus. To be a subservient woman instead of a slut.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Fine. You are a filthy whore. Let's move on.




I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[KateSanders]

Re: Hello, I am a Cannukistain Eskimoe Whore - How Shocking!

Why do you bother posting if you aren't even going to follow the rules of the introduction forum? For starters, what is your favorite bible verse... If you are trying to get saved you should start reading the Bible KJV

[brother guthro]

Re: Hello, I am a Cannukistain Eskimoe Whore - How Shocking!

I'm new to these ways. I just recently got interested after I was raped by a few guys in an alley by my college. I am trying to stop being the filthy harlot I was but it's hard sometimes. That's why I'm turning to Jesus. To be a subservient woman instead of a slut.

There is a reason for everything.... even you being a whore of a woman. Its probably a daddy issue that makes you dress slutty but none the less it not to late to turn to Christ. Keep your legs crossed for now and pick up the living word.

Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am a Cannukistain Eskimoe Whore - How Shocking!

... yap yap yap ...

Do you have your husband's permission to post here?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, I am a Cannukistain Eskimoe Whore - How Shocking!

I'm new to these ways. I just recently got interested after I was raped by a few guys in an alley by my college. I am trying to stop being the filthy harlot I was but it's hard sometimes. That's why I'm turning to Jesus. To be a subservient woman instead of a slut.

What a horrible ordeal! I'm so sorry you had to go through such a nightmarish experience. It would probably be therapeutic for you to talk to somebody about it, in great detail.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?