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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
    Naoki is my mother, Takeshi is my father. (Yes, I know it was sarcasm)
    This is not a laughing matter, friend. Now is no time to be sitting around eating noodles and giggling. This involves the most serious business of all--your soul.

    So, as others have said, it is time to come clean and make your real purpose here known. Do you seek salvation or have you come to taunt us Christians about what happened at Pearl Harbor?

    Regards,

    Pastor Ed

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
      Naoki is my mother, Takeshi is my father. (Yes, I know it was sarcasm)
      Nice try, but Naoki is a male name. Or are your parents queer.


      No one is buying your story, son. Jesus sees right through you. Come clean for Him, won't you? You don't want to join your little pals on 4chan down in hell, do you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Kiddo the queerboy
        • Feb 2014
        • 35

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
        This is not a laughing matter, friend. Now is no time to be sitting around eating noodles and giggling. This involves the most serious business of all--your soul.

        So, as others have said, it is time to come clean and make your real purpose here known. Do you seek salvation or have you come to taunt us Christians about what happened at Pearl Harbor?

        Regards,

        Pastor Ed
        Fine, my name in real life is not Kido Tsubomi, but I prefer to not give away my name on the internet. Other than that, the rest of what I said is true

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
          "Kiddo" is pronounced the same as "Kido". I also use them as interchangeable words.
          Newsflash: your use of one American word and one gibberish word is incorrect. Do you go to a public school? That would explain a lot. Free advice: if you want to continue your education, you need to learn how to spell correctly.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Was your grandfather a concentration camp guard where they starved and tortured Brits, Dutch and Australians? Or maybe he sent the white women and children on forced marches for hundreds of miles without food and water in tropical Burma?


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            • Kiddo the queerboy
              • Feb 2014
              • 35

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Newsflash: your use of one American word and one gibberish word is incorrect. Do you go to a public school? That would explain a lot. Free advice: if you want to continue your education, you need to learn how to spell correctly.
              Private, and the word Kiddo/Kido is informal

              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
              Was your grandfather a concentration camp guard where they starved and tortured Brits, Dutch and Australians? Or maybe he sent the white women and children on forced marches for hundreds of miles without food and water in tropical Burma?
              Nope, he was what you call a "civilian"

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post

                Nope, he was what you call a "civilian"
                The correct answer would have been "My grandfather wasn't even born when the war was going."

                You are pathetic.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Kiddo the queerboy
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 35

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  The correct answer would have been "My grandfather wasn't even born when the war was going."

                  You are pathetic.
                  It was grandfather, not father

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
                    Private, and the word Kiddo/Kido is informal
                    No. "Kido" is not a word in American language.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • Kiddo the queerboy
                      • Feb 2014
                      • 35

                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      It is informal, google it, Ma'am. I also forgot to mention two things (Well, I lied about one)
                      1. I'm a liberal/democrat
                      2. I'm an atheist (So pretty much I lied on the whole intro )

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #26
                        Re: Hello



                        How shocking.
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                        • DespicableMe
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2014
                          • 21

                          #27
                          Re: Hello

                          I can only giess that you are not only a liar and an atheist, but also a Papist.
                          Gook Sulfur smells the same as our Sulfur.

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                          • Kiddo the queerboy
                            • Feb 2014
                            • 35

                            #28
                            Re: Hello

                            Yes,it probably was obvious, anyhow, can you please deactivate or delete my account? Thanks & Bye

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
                              It is informal, google it, Ma'am. I also forgot to mention two things (Well, I lied about one)
                              1. I'm a liberal/democrat
                              2. I'm an atheist (So pretty much I lied on the whole intro )
                              Well you sure did fool us Christians. What a clever boy you are. We had no idea!

                              Go pester someone else. I'm sure tha papists would love your antics.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
                                Yes,it probably was obvious, anyhow, can you please deactivate or delete my account? Thanks & Bye
                                Dear Hatemonger;

                                I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

                                Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

                                If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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