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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #61
    Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

    Originally posted by profit View Post
    I have an anti-Islamic web site.
    So why do you want me to wear a veil?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • profit
      Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
      • Mar 2014
      • 20

      #62
      Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
      Could you answer my posts then?

      Mr. Profit, I'm sorry to hear that you think following God's perfect word, the Bible is a perversion for you. Friend, maybe you should stop thinking money for a second and stop being so hateful.

      It's might be weird for a heathen like you that Christians like us follows the word of God. For us it's natural. We know that Bible is perfect and we follow all of it, we do not believe in secular lies. It's the heathens that are wrong, not us.

      For example, if God says that sun and moon are both creating their own light and sun has no effect in light or night and day, it must be so. Non-Christians come up with all these horrible lies and conspiracies how earth spinning around creates night and day and that light comes from sun, but we Christians know for a fact that light and day were created before sun. Heathens are so silly
      Are you one of the stupid heathens that think that light comes from sun, or are you a Christian who knows the truth?

      Genesis 1:1-5
      1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
      2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
      3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
      4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
      5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

      Genesis 1:16-19
      16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
      17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
      18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
      19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
      I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

      Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!
      Mark 8:18 Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #63
        Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

        Originally posted by profit View Post
        I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???
        Friend, no need to get angry. Your hatred made you dodge the point again, so I'll post it again for you, Mr Profit.

        For example, if God says that sun and moon are both creating their own light and sun has no effect in light or night and day, it must be so. Non-Christians come up with all these horrible lies and conspiracies how earth spinning around creates night and day and that light comes from sun, but we Christians know for a fact that light and day were created before sun. Heathens are so silly
        Are you one of the stupid heathens that think that light comes from sun, or are you a Christian who knows the truth?

        Genesis 1:1-5
        1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
        2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
        3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
        4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
        5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

        Genesis 1:16-19
        16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
        17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
        18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
        19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

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        • KateSanders
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2011
          • 77

          #64
          Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

          Originally posted by profit View Post
          I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

          Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!
          I think you might be mistaken on which people here are going to hell and which people aren't.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #65
            Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

            Originally posted by profit View Post
            I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

            Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!
            Friend, I don't hate anyone, but if Jesus tells me somebody is an abomination I'm inclined to believe Him.

            Why don't YOU believe Him?

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            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #66
              Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

              Originally posted by profit View Post
              here's averse for you...
              That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.....


              There's no doubt in my mind that this place is full of non-Christian diabolic white supremacist. You people accuse others of the very things you are all guilty of....


              A "churl" is a scoundrel.

              That word perfectly describes you people...

              a dishonest or unscrupulous person; a rogue.
              You don't hate us? Really? You're doing a very good impersonation of a man who hates us.

              You are in no position to judge any True Christian(tm) on this forum. It is obvious that you have not been washed in His blood.

              I'm Praying for you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #67
                Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

                Originally posted by profit View Post

                I know the Christ I serve....and He isn't here on this forum.
                How, exactly, do you know the Christ you claim to serve? Through scripture? Splendid, that's something you and I have in common!

                Now then, you have raised some very serious questions about the Landover Baptist Church and its commitment to following scripture to the letter.

                I'll be honest with you, friend, I like this church. I feel very comfortable here, and I have a strong bias toward believing it is a good church run by good people.

                HOWEVER, if you can demonstrate to me that the Landover Baptist Church does not follow scripture, if you can show me where somebody here has preached something contrary to what's in the Bible, well, if you can do that, I have to say I will be willing to consider leaving this church and joining yours.



                If everything you've said is true, that means I'm offering you a chance to win a soul for Jesus.

                I eagerly await your reply, and I hope you care about my soul enough to give this matter your most serious consideration and best efforts.
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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #68
                  Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                  Originally posted by profit View Post
                  I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

                  Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!
                  Friend, we do not hate any people. You apprarently do. What do you think God has to say about people that hate? I'd post the scripture but no doubt, you'd call the Holy Bible (what was it???) 'Word of the Devil'. I cannot speak for Him, but I'd be surprised if it does not make hHim very upset.

                  I have little doubt your life is chock full of misery and disappointment. I think I know why that is.

                  You call us 'arrogant and judgemental' yet you are the only one doing that. Even with all your cruelty to me, I still want to be your friend. I care about your damaged soul, no matter if you do not.

                  What about Love, friend?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Mother Of Seven
                    True Christian™ with a quiverful
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 2243

                    #69
                    Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                    I think this 'profit's' real motive is totally expressed by her name. She has clearly made a living out of spreading lies about the Lord, and resents us for telling the Truth, as the Truth hurts her income stream. 'Profit' hates us because we're spreading the real Word of God our Savior, and it's not the lies that she has been spreading all her life. I find it totally offensive that liars like her can make money from deceiving innocent Americans into thinking they're going to be saved. The only thing that she wants to be saved is her bank balance.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #70
                      Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                      Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                      She has clearly made a living out of spreading lies about the Lord
                      I'll bet that's not the only way she makes money.

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                      • Mother Of Seven
                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 2243

                        #71
                        Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                        Good point. Maybe she's that Melissa Scott - porn star turned pastor.

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                        • Dutch Girl
                          Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 283

                          #72
                          Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                          Originally posted by profit View Post
                          Stop this phony stuff of calling me friend. I'm NOT your friend.
                          So you are a Christian but you skipped the "love your neighbor" part? Then you are just as bad as the Christians who live on this forum...


                          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #73
                            Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                            So you are a Christian but you skipped the "love your neighbor" part? Then you are just as bad as the Christians who live on this forum...
                            SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, YOU LITTLE SLUT!

                            Somebody please give me this tart's Skype address so I can personally show her how a good Christian gentleman treats a woman of her ilk.
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                            • TaraAnne
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 180

                              #74
                              Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                              Profit,

                              I am so upset!I come home after spreading the word of God to the sinners and I find this?? You have been very hateful to many wonderful God loving people today. I am sure if you looked in a mirror right now it would crack.
                              I am sorry but we follow the word of God to a T, His words are not up for debate. We do not take votes on which of His teaching to follow, we do not pick and choose.

                              Now maybe that went on at your "Church" when you were a "Pastor", but not here. I find it hard to believe a man with so much hate was a Pastor.

                              Good day
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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #75
                                Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

                                Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post

                                I am so upset!
                                We are all upset, dear, but I am particularly concerned about your emotional state because you are not only young, but also young in your faith.

                                I would like to speak with you personally ASAP so I can make sure you're alright. Please send me your Skype address via personal messaging as soon as you see this.
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