[Nobar King]

Re: A new member

Hello everyone.

I hope I can contribute to this community

I'm trying to be patient. Someone wake me from my nap when the swedish chef here makes a contribution.

[Chewer]

Re: A new member

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+1%3A1&version=KJV

Start reading.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A new member

I join sermons at "Ethan usko tata"-church every Sunday, Friday evenings after 6 PM. Since it's a small congregation, it's not open every day.

It is probably a small congregation because there aren't many Maoris in Finland.

Are you one of those maggot-eating Abos from Austria?

[Chewer]

Re: A new member

It is probably a small congregation because there aren't many Maoris in Finland.

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Are you one of those maggot-eating Abos from Austria?

I've heard they even put maggots in their cheese !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A new member

Honorable James Hutchins

I have 3 sons that my squaw has carried for me.

Ex-soccer player: We do our earnest to follow the true word. And yes, sadly, the liberal homosexuals do get a lot of attention these days. We even had a candidate for presidency that openly admitted he was gay. His (shivers) boyfriend was even a celebrity, posing in newspapers and media. I do what I must and can to protect my sons from this filth. So far I have been successful.

Attila's Wife: I do not know what ungodly translator you have been using. Try and translate "uskoa tätä" (which is the correctly written Finnish grammar) and you (and anyone else) can see it means "believe this!" ( The exclamation mark is optional). I am happy to give you lessons in Finnish grammar should you require it.

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[Torch bearer]

Re: A new member

Most honorable Pastor Ezekiel!

I was very sad, when I opened your link to "Tom". Sad because my oldest son (who turned 18 last week) wanted to read Your (and others) comments for and of me. I was lucky enough to notice that the link said "tomoffinland" before any image was opened on my computer, thus saving my son from such filth. As a responsible parent I have to be aware of such pages so that they can be blocked from my sons.

I thank you all for the links to the correct bible. In our small congregation we are currently raising money for a KJV-bible. The links will help us to follow the true Word. As one Bible verse that I would like to have as a quote (as I've noticed many of you here have) is Matthew 10:34 (Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.) I have to do some searching here on how to put this as a bible quote for me.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: A new member

In our small congregation we are currently raising money for a KJV-bible.

Mikka, if your congregation is in need of a few KJV-bibles I can tell you how you can get some. Over this last winter I spent a month in your country in the far north trying to bring the word of our Lord to some of your heathen reindeer herders. (Mind you I was invited.) I brought a supply of bibles with me, and once some of the more intelligent of the creatures showed that they wouldn't just chew on the paper or use them for gutting fish on, I allowed them to take one home. Needless to say I never saw them or my bibles again. Somewhere in that God-forsaken place you call Lapland or Lapin Kulta or whatnot, there are some ignorant sinners undeserved of the Books in their possession. I encourage you and your flock to go up there and take them and will not charge you for the effort.

YIC,
$2-Bill

[Torch bearer]

Re: A new member

Honorable 2_dollar Bill!

I thank you for yor information. I will bring this up to attention in our congregation tonight after the sermon. I hope that we'll have a volunteer that is ready to go out for this quest. Sadly we fear we lost one of our members who volunteered to go to Krim and spread the word for the people that lives there. As WW3 seems to start there, we wanted to go there for an early start. But, as I'm sure you all know, Putin and his army occupied the country, and we haven't heard from him for 4 days. We held an extra sermon to pray over him and for his safe return. But ultimately that is in the hands of our Lord.

The congregation will surely find a way to obtain any of these Bibles should they still be readable. (One never knows what those drunken laplanders are willing to do). We probably have to purify these bibles with holy water at any rate. I'm convinced now that God willshow us a way to obtain one of his true bibles, escpecially with all the help I feel comes from you all.
Cincerely
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