Hello

[Johnny the Fool]

Hi

You may wonder what an atheist is doing here, well, I could ask the same thing ¨

But yea Im not here to spam and be rude or anything. I just want to discuss, look around and see how a relgious website is because I'm interested

I dont know if you automatically ban atheists but I promise Im not here to be a douche bag.

Is that ok?

From a friendly atheist

[Didymus Much]

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Hello, Zombie Christopher Hitchens.

Have you read the Bible yet?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I dont know if you automatically ban atheists

What does the evidence suggest, dear friend?

[Johnny the Fool]

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Hello, Zombie Christopher Hitchens.

Have you read the Bible yet?

Nope, I have not done that.

[Johnny the Fool]

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What does the evidence suggest, dear friend?

Yea I meant that a moderator or something would ban me but yea, you have not done that

Thanks.

[Didymus Much]

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Nope, I have not done that.

Why not? Don't you think it would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with the source material before trying to discuss it?

You can get one for as little as $5 at Wal-mart, or even free from a local Baptist church. Just make sure you get an authorized King James. Until then, you can read it online in many places, like here.

66 books, read two a day, you'll be done in a little more than a month. Take notes, we'll discuss.

[Johnny the Fool]

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Why not? Don't you think it would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with the source material before trying to discuss it?

You can get one for as little as $5 at Wal-mart, or even free from a local Baptist church. Just make sure you get an authorized King James. Until then, you can read it online in many places, like here.

66 books, read two a day, you'll be done in a little more than a month. Take notes, we'll discuss.

Hmm yea I'll see if I have enought time. I mean like there is other things to discuss too that doesn't mean I have to know the bible.

I dont know if there is any specific part of the bible that you want me to read becuase I seriously do not know if I got enough time right now.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hmm yea I'll see if I have enought time. I mean like there is other things to discuss too that doesn't mean I have to know the bible.

I dont know if there is any specific part of the bible that you want me to read becuase I seriously do not know if I got enough time right now.

What else is there to discuss? This isn't some marihuana speakeasy where you can lounge around shooting up reefer and listening to Miles Davis race records. If you want to talk about bestiality or forced abortions or whatever it is you Jesus-haters talk about, I'm sure you can find a forum more appropriate for your perversions.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

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Hmm yea I'll see if I have enought time...

Until then, have fun getting ragged on for spouting your ignorance.

[Johnny the Fool]

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Until then, have fun getting ragged on for spouting your ignorance.

ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

[Bob]

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ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

I am not very good at reading. My mom says that is because I am stupid and that I have that from my father. But I have a Pastor who tells me a lot about Jesus as long as I keep digging him a pool. It's hard work but it's very important to know about Jesus. So you too have to learn about Jesus. Either by reading the Bible or by asking your Pastor. Otherwise you will burn in Hell and you don't want to do that. It hurts a lot.

[Basilissa]

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ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

Hi sweetie!

You know, you sound exactly like, if I went to some C++ programming forum, and introduced myself by saying: "I use the computer exclusively as a typewriter, because that's how much I know about computers, but I want to participate in your discussions anyway."

Now let me tell you this: understanding the Holy Bible is much easier than understanding some obscure computer programming language. So, if you really, really want to participate in our discussions, please

[Johnny the Fool]

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I am not very good at reading. My mom says that is because I am stupid and that I have that from my father. But I have a Pastor who tells me a lot about Jesus as long as I keep digging him a pool. It's hard work but it's very important to know about Jesus. So you too have to learn about Jesus. Either by reading the Bible or by asking your Pastor. Otherwise you will burn in Hell and you don't want to do that. It hurts a lot.

Well to be honest Bob I don't think you should need to do his dirty work in order to hear about Jesus. I have respect for you and you seem like a nice guy so that's why I want you to ask someone else to tell you about Jesus so you don't have to dig a pool.

I don't think you're stupid Bob. You say you can't read but look, you just wrote a grammatically correct comment without spelling errors from what I can see.

One more thing Bob. I'm an atheist so the thought of an hell doesn't really bother me because I don't believe in it. Rather than saying im going to hell why don't you just say the Bible is an intresting book and that I should read about it. I know you care but there are other methods

[Bob]

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Thank you for your kind words. My mom always says atheists are evil people who rape children. You don't sound so bad. Do you rape children?

I know digging a pool is hard work but I am unemployed so I have no job. And my mom says working for the Pastor is almost like working for Jesus. Also my mom doesn't want me around the house all day because I am a huge disappointment to her. She cries a lot when I am around.

Hell hurts a lot. Are you really not scared about that? Not even a little?

[JewPincher]

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Friend, it seems that has brought you here for a reason and that is to learn about him and follow him. He works in ways like that and it is amazing. You can learn a lot here at God's Favorite Forums so please take advantage. If you really want to learn about The Lord, we can't compare this to the Holy Bible KJV 1611. Nothing is better and more factual.