Granelli is here

[Granelli]

What's up forum? I am doing this introduction after many requests. I am 18 years old from Sweden, and I just stumbled upon this website yesterday and thought some of your opinions are hilarious. Who am I kidding, I think everything on this website is hilarious.
But something I dont find hilarious is when you guys are trying to enforce your views on other people. I live my life like i dont get all up in anyone elses shit and try to dictate their life if they leave me alone. And it have worked so far. And yes i know you dont really care if it works in this life as it is the afterlife that counts for you, but since I dont beleive in a afterlife it's okay for me.

As you might have guessed I am an atheist. And I'm not even baptized. And of course i support gay marriage and stuff like that since I dont want to get up all in other peoples buissness. Both my parents are chemists and no one of my relatives are religious at all. Me myself is really into sports and swiming and also teaches children how to swim.

I understand that I'm not really welcome here but to be honest it is really funny for me to see how messed up some people are. I am not trying to change you or anything, that is just my view of you guys.
Just ask me if you want to know anything
/Peace Granelli

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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Oh great, the famous Granelli is here. You'll have to excuse the lack of red carpet, it's being cleaned.


What you describe as "trying to enforce your views on other people", we see as guidance stemming from the love and compassion we have in our hearts. It's about guiding people away from hell. We don't want to see anyone suffer the Lord's wrath. All we offer is tough love and advice on how to achieve eternal life in Heaven, friend. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Granelli]

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Oh great, the famous Granelli is here. You'll have to excuse the lack of red carpet, it's being cleaned.


What you describe as "trying to enforce your views on other people", we see as guidance stemming from the love and compassion we have in our hearts. It's about guiding people away from hell. We don't want to see anyone suffer the Lord's wrath. All we offer is tough love and advice on how to achieve eternal life in Heaven, friend. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

It's nice to see someone with a little humor And I can see it from your viewpoint, but the people whos life you are ruining. Who cant do anything about it. That cant be done out of love.
And the biggest thing that comes to mind is that extremly racist map

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13233

That map has nothing to do with the bible, he is just labeling other people that he know nothing about. And the worst part is that he has the title of "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
I just cant see were all this racist attacks are coming from?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You'll find not racists among the elect, friend! We at Landover Baptist Church have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. We love all God's Children!

[Granelli]

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You'll find not racists among the elect, friend! We at Landover Baptist Church have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. We love all God's Children!

Well what would you say about that map then? And everybody praising it? If that map is not racist then racism do not exist at all, cause you cant go more racist than that.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I dont find hilarious is when you guys are trying to enforce your views on other people.

That's the Christian way. Jesus orders us to enforce Christian way on other people. If you have problem with that, you have a problem with Jesus.

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

[Granelli]

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Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

Well that verse just say you should teach people, not enforce your veiws on them. Since when did "teach" turn to "enforce or threaten them"?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well what would you say about that map then? And everybody praising it? If that map is not racist then racism do not exist at all, cause you cant go more racist than that.

You won't find any patronizing, ego-masturbatory lies to quiet the soul's cry for Truth and Justice here, friend. What you'll find is the God's Honest Truth, as clearly explained in the Holy Bible, King James Version. If you feel a True Christian™ has misquoted any Scripture, please show me where. If you are simply offended that we don't adopt your liberally created, "relative morality" babble, then I suggest you take a good look at yourself and find out just what part of God's Word you don't trust. Then beg for mercy, repent, and live in faith.

[Granelli]

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You won't find any patronizing, ego-masturbatory lies to quiet the soul's cry for Truth and Justice here, friend. What you'll find is the God's Honest Truth, as clearly explained in the Holy Bible, King James Version. If you feel a True Christian™ has misquoted any Scripture, please show me where. If you are simply offended that we don't adopt your liberally created, "relative morality" babble, then I suggest you take a good look at yourself and find out just what part of God's Word you don't trust. Then beg for mercy, repent, and live in faith.

No not at all, I will not try to change you a bit. Why did you just get so angry at me? I mean, the guy that made the map have not been to any of those places how can he just label whole areas of people like that? And some of the most christian places out there are in africa. I mean they are literally killing gays in Uganda.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Since when did "teach" turn to "enforce or threaten them"?

Since when did it exclude those? It's a command, starting with "Go" and baptizing them. If they do not convert to Christianity, they will burn in hell for all eternity. It's the way of Christ, in other words, Christianity. Simple.

John 3:18

[Granelli]

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Since when did it exclude those? It's a command, starting with "Go" and baptizing them. If they do not convert to Christianity, they will burn in hell for all eternity. It's the way of Christ, in other words, Christianity. Simple.

John 3:18

It's a command to you guys that you should teach the way of christ, and if the pupils reject it so be it. And they will probally burn in hell, you have done what you could. Teach can never mean enforce you views

[hellboyer]

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Since when did it exclude those? It's a command, starting with "Go" and baptizing them. If they do not convert to Christianity, they will burn in hell for all eternity. It's the way of Christ, in other words, Christianity. Simple.

John 3:18

in my eyes does satan start to sound more kinder and mercyfull then god cus i dont think satan have all thes rules and laws u have to follow or not he will punish u and i thougt god was mercyfull loving who took care of the people he created on earth!

[Alphonse Alban]

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some of the most christian places out there are in africa. I mean they are literally killing gays in Uganda.

I agree that it's really nice to see that some countries have made their secular laws to follow the laws of Jesus. It's only matter of time before we get Christians leading greatest country in the world, then America will be following biblical law as well.

GLORY!

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Alphonse Alban]

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i thougt god was mercyfull loving who took care of the people he created on earth!

God created everything, including all evil.
Luckily for us, God is most merciful! All you need to do is follow His every word. If you decide to spit in His face, He will make Satan to torment you for all eternity.

[Freddy Osborne]

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What's up forum? I am doing this introduction after many requests. I am 18 years old from Sweden, and I just stumbled upon this website yesterday and thought some of your opinions are hilarious. Who am I kidding, I think everything on this website is hilarious.
But something I dont find hilarious is when you guys are trying to enforce your views on other people. I live my life like i dont get all up in anyone elses shit and try to dictate their life if they leave me alone. And it have worked so far. And yes i know you dont really care if it works in this life as it is the afterlife that counts for you, but since I dont beleive in a afterlife it's okay for me.

As you might have guessed I am an atheist. And I'm not even baptized. And of course i support gay marriage and stuff like that since I dont want to get up all in other peoples buissness. Both my parents are chemists and no one of my relatives are religious at all. Me myself is really into sports and swiming and also teaches children how to swim.

I understand that I'm not really welcome here but to be honest it is really funny for me to see how messed up some people are. I am not trying to change you or anything, that is just my view of you guys.
Just ask me if you want to know anything
/Peace Granelli

No one has dictated anything to you. You came here.
Praise Jesus!