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  • nobler
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2014
    • 3

    #1

    too much time on my hands

    I was told from a previous thread i responded too that i had too post here first. i'm a laid off finisher expecting to go back to work next month. I don't have facebook hence why i got even more time to be trolling random places of the internet looking for every conspiracy i can find.
    Seems this is a christian site ill tell a bit about my religious history. I started going to church when i was like 4 or 5 when my grandmother started bringing me. I went until i was like 14. I was raised by the salvation army . My dad's side of the family is united or pentecost and my mom's side is salvation army.
    My aunt is a salvation army officer who just went thru a divorce last month from her salvation army officer she was married too. It was a shame but they did't have no kids from there 12 years of marriage.
    Me i don't know what i believe in any more. I'm just here exposing myself so you people can pass God's judgement unto my unsaved soul.
  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 5045

    #2
    Re: too much time on my hands

    Welcome to God's own forum, young lady. Do you have a husband?
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • Mother Of Seven
      True Christian™ with a quiverful
      • Jan 2014
      • 2243

      #3
      Re: too much time on my hands

      Can you remember what your favourite verse from the Bible is?

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      • Mary Thompson
        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2013
        • 653

        #4
        Re: too much time on my hands

        tl;dr. Friend, there is never too much time to praise the Lord and become Saved. Why didn't your aunt have any kids? Was she a lesbien or something? Do you have your husbands permission to be here? And why would you ever expose yourself to strangers?
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: too much time on my hands

          Commiserations on your entire family roasting in Hell or being on their way there

          It's good to see that Jesus has entered you and brought you here, where you can learn about just how much God doesn't want you to burn forever so long as you praise Him.

          With luck, any children you spawn might walk in the light, properly beaten and with the correct fear of Hell necessary to enter Heaven.

          What in particular convinced you that you were a foul, sinning piece of trash in desperate need of God's grace. What filthy sin opened your eyes to how repulsive and vile a creature you are without the cleansing blood of Jesus?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • nobler
            Unsaved trash
            • Apr 2014
            • 3

            #6
            Re: too much time on my hands

            Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
            tl;dr. Friend, there is never too much time to praise the Lord and become Saved. Why didn't your aunt have any kids? Was she a lesbien or something? Do you have your husbands permission to be here? And why would you ever expose yourself to strangers?
            i think everyone is here because their bored with their non digital life

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            • Mary Thompson
              True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2013
              • 653

              #7
              Re: too much time on my hands

              Actually, no. We congregate in this forum to spread the Lord of Jesus and pray together. Having Jesus to fill your heart with would make any unsatisfaction go away. Maybe you should try it.
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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