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  • MourningStarDemoness
    Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
    • Apr 2014
    • 45

    #1

    Hello! :)

    Hi, My name is Victoria. But everyone, for some reason, calls me Mourning Star. But anyway, I go to Second Baptist Church in sunny ( or sinny, depending on how you look and it ) California. I like to surf, read, and write stories. My favorite fiction book is The Fault in our Stars. My favorite non-fiction book? The Bible of course. I act in a lot of school plays. My picture is from one of the plays wear I had to cut my hair to fit the role. My favorite Bible verse is my signature. That's about it. Have a blessed day!
    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
  • JewPincher
    recovering Westboro supporter
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 116

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Hi there! And welcome to God's FAVORITE forums! How did you come to find Jesus? What is your opinion on the KJV 1611?

    Do you have your father/husband's permission to use this website?

    Also, are you married? If not, when does your father plan to marry you off?
    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10272

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Hello fellow Newcomer! Praise LORD you've found your way here.

      How's life in the mystical country of "Cailfornia"? Where is that? Hopefully not in Sweden! Hope you're decently dressed on that beach

      These True Christians have so much to teach us! Bless you on your journey to

      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • MourningStarDemoness
        Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
        • Apr 2014
        • 45

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by JewPincher View Post
        Hi there! And welcome to God's FAVORITE forums! How did you come to find Jesus? What is your opinion on the KJV 1611?

        Do you have your father/husband's permission to use this website?

        Also, are you married? If not, when does your father plan to marry you off?
        Hi! I came to find Jesus after a tough period on my life. I was getting bullied for being smart and being too good. So then I went atheist. But then I accepted Jesus. I love the KJV 1611. I have my boyfriend's permission. We're not married yet, but I here he's about to pop that question. My father does like him so he has my father's blessing.
        Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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        • MourningStarDemoness
          Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
          • Apr 2014
          • 45

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          Hello fellow Newcomer! Praise LORD you've found your way here.

          How's life in the mystical country of "Cailfornia"? Where is that? Hopefully not in Sweden! Hope you're decently dressed on that beach

          These True Christians have so much to teach us! Bless you on your journey to

          Yours in christ,

          Elmer
          You've never heard of California? I didn't know that was possible! But it's a state. On the West Coast.
          PS. I'm dressed decently. Normally I wear maybe a T-shirt and a maxi skirt. Or a pair of Capri pants and a T-shirt. Then I wear my Converse sneakers.
          Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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          • JewPincher
            recovering Westboro supporter
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2014
            • 116

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by MourningStar View Post
            Hi! I came to find Jesus after a tough period on my life. I was getting bullied for being smart and being too good. So then I went atheist. But then I accepted Jesus. I love the KJV 1611. I have my boyfriend's permission. We're not married yet, but I here he's about to pop that question. My father does like him so he has my father's blessing.
            You were bullied for being smart? How smart can a woman be? Also, he shouldn't "pop a question." Dating is perverse. Your father finds a husband for you and gives you to him.
            Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:29

            He needs to marry you off soon so you can have sons!
            And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Hello Victoria!

              I'm also a HUGE fan of John 3:16. It's great because on the surface it looks like He's telling everyone they're going to Heaven while in reality it explicitly says that only those who believe in Him are getting in...Catch 22!



              No joos, mooslims or hindoos in Heaven!!!



              Of course, He makes it more plain a couple of verses later, but most folks stop reading once they think they're Saved(tm) but seriously He spells it out pretty clearly:

              (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

              BOOM!

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10272

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by MourningStar View Post
                You've never heard of California? I didn't know that was possible! But it's a state. On the West Coast.
                PS. I'm dressed decently. Normally I wear maybe a T-shirt and a maxi skirt. Or a pair of Capri pants and a T-shirt. Then I wear my Converse sneakers.
                I surmise then Cailfornia is on the west coast of Sweden... Is it near the Godless city of Gothenburg, the "castle of the goths"? Hope you are not one of them.

                Praying for you tonight,

                Elmer GW
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • MourningStarDemoness
                  Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 45

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                  I surmise then Cailfornia is on the west coast of Sweden... Is it near the Godless city of Gothenburg, the "castle of the goths"? Hope you are not one of them.

                  Praying for you tonight,

                  Elmer GW
                  It's in the United States.
                  Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! What are you mourning, dear? Who died? Was he a Christian, or will he be spending eternity in Hell?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • MourningStarDemoness
                      Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 45

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by JewPincher View Post
                      You were bullied for being smart? How smart can a woman be? Also, he shouldn't "pop a question." Dating is perverse. Your father finds a husband for you and gives you to him.
                      Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:29

                      He needs to marry you off soon so you can have sons!
                      Well, I studied a lot. I ended up acing all of my classes and we had an advanced grading system. My father originally chose my boyfriend but wanted us to date a while to see if he would make a good husband. And we fell in love. And we haven't 'lay together' or anything. I'm still a virgin. Praise The Lord!
                      Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                      • MourningStarDemoness
                        Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
                        • Apr 2014
                        • 45

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! What are you mourning, dear? Who died? Was he a Christian, or will he be spending eternity in Hell?
                        Actually my little sister. I guess people starting calling me that for the song I wrote for her. She was a good Christian. Her name was Helena. I miss her.
                        Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12984

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by MourningStar View Post
                          It's in the United States.
                          No, sweetie, it isn't. Although we do have a state of CALIFORNIA, there is no place called "Cailfornia." (Which is what it says under your location.)

                          Anyway, Mourning Star sounds a bit Goth, doesn't it? Although, I'm glad that you chose that nickname instead of the Morning Star, which would be a pagan abomination.

                          Welcome to our forum, dear!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • MourningStarDemoness
                            Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 45

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            No, sweetie, it isn't. Although we do have a state of CALIFORNIA, there is no place called "Cailfornia." (Which is what it says under your location.)

                            Anyway, Mourning Star sounds a bit Goth, doesn't it? Although, I'm glad that you chose that nickname instead of the Morning Star, which would be a pagan abomination.

                            Welcome to our forum, dear!
                            I said it was state. Someone else said it wasn't and I was correcting him. And Mourning Star is nickname I got from a song I wrote for my dead little sister. I sang it a her funeral.
                            Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12984

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by MourningStar View Post
                              I said it was state. Someone else said it wasn't and I was correcting him.
                              Sweetie, like Brother Elmer (God bless him for his patience!) and I have tried to explain to you, Cailfornia (the place you put as your location) is not a state in the great U.S. of America. California is a state. Cailfornia isn't. I uderstand that we feeble minded women don't put that much attention to correct spelling and stuff like that, but can't you really spot the difference between California and Cailfornia?

                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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