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  • Hello Kitty fan happy to be here :D

    Hi, my name is Jess and I've been lurking here for a while and i finally decided to join I have a LOT to learn about the bible and probably quite a few things about me the bible wants me to change but im willing to learn I know it can be tough around here for unsaved trash like me but i hope the members here are willing to help me learn!!

    Cant wait to get to know you all

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    Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

    Originally posted by Hello Kitty View Post
    Hi, my name is Jess and I've been lurking here for a while and i finally decided to join I have a LOT to learn about the bible and probably quite a few things about me the bible wants me to change but im willing to learn I know it can be tough around here for unsaved trash like me but i hope the members here are willing to help me learn!!

    Cant wait to get to know you all
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    • #3
      Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

      Hello, Kitty.

      Please remember to capitalize the first b in Bible when you post, and when you quote from It, be sure to quote from the King James Bible only.

      Do you have your husbands permission to be on here? How many sons have you birthed? What church do you belong to?
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

        Whoops! Sorry! Well anyways i dont go to any church yet. Any recommendations for New Hampshire? My favorite verse is Dueteronomy 25:11. I havent found Jesus yet but im trying!! Its not easy to do having studied science so much while i was in school. But im done with school and want to learn something else!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

          I think you should read this thread. which discusses the links between Hello Kitty and Satanism.

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            Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

            Im un married and still a virgin. I know i dont dress properly though. Theres a lot about me i have to change to do right by the Bible and God.

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              Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
              I think you should read this thread. which discusses the links between Hello Kitty and Satanism.
              A terrifying read, sister. It sent chills up and down my spine. Homer football players, God mocking eunuchs, and now this. It's been a rough day, but like all rough days, it has strengthened my faith in God.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                I think you should read this thread. which discusses the links between Hello Kitty and Satanism.
                Are you sure? Hello Kitty was actually a stuffed animal way before it was a TV show. There may be a satanist cult involving HK but im definitely not part of it.

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                  Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                  Originally posted by Hello Kitty View Post
                  Are you sure? Hello Kitty was actually a stuffed animal way before it was a TV show. There may be a satanist cult involving HK but im definitely not part of it.
                  It was originally a cartoon sticker to embellish rubber sandals. How could anyone be a fan of that?
                  From a sticker to a satanic cult!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                    Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                    It was originally a cartoon sticker to embellish rubber sandals. How could anyone be a fan of that?
                    From a sticker to a satanic cult!
                    Mother of Seven, thank you for your sobering comment; as a True Christian you can perhaps assess if my thoughts on this are worth considering.

                    Isn't this exactly how Satan works? Something is initially innocent-looking and inconspiciuos, such as stickers or deceivingly cute stuffed animals. Add some devious advertising and in a blink of an eye you have gullible youngsters proclaiming "fandom", i.e. IDOLATRY! Be it Baal, Buddha, Michael Jackson, Luther... And here this feline demon.

                    Dear Jess, you opened this thread and stated you wish to LEARN. I suggest that, instead of contradicting True Christian ladies, READ THE BIBLE:

                    2 Kings 17:12
                    1 Kings 15:12.

                    The latter shows how idolatry inevitably causes SODOMY! That awaits unless you repent. Leave this false demiurg and embrace the God that be!

                    PRAISE JESUS

                    My prayers are with you,

                    Yours,

                    Elmer
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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                      Originally posted by Hello Kitty View Post
                      Im un married and still a virgin. I know i dont dress properly though. Theres a lot about me i have to change to do right by the Bible and God.
                      And you will remain so as long as you play with demonic chink toys.

                      This is a Christian forum, not a cosplay hangout.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        And you will remain so as long as you play with demonic chink toys.

                        This is a Christian forum, not a cosplay hangout.
                        This lady is asking for your help, but all you do is tell she is doing something wrong! What kind of pastor are you that you openly insult those who ask for your help??

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                          Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                          Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
                          This lady is asking for your help, but all you do is tell she is doing something wrong! What kind of pastor are you that you openly insult those who ask for your help??
                          Pastor Zeke is just doing what any good father would do. If your child was playing with matches or licking the paint off the windowsill or watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show, would you not make clear to that child the error of his ways?

                          We want her to avoid Hell. It does not "help" to coddle bad behavior.
                          Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                            First thing, my kids love the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

                            Second, this is different then disciplining children. By saying, "this is a Christian forum, not a cosplay hangout," Ezekiel is implying that she leave immediately, when she is asking for help. The least you can do is say, "you'll make it if you stick with Christ!" not, "Buzz off this isn't for your kind...."

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                              Re: Hello Kitty fan happy to be here

                              Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
                              First thing, my kids love the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
                              First thing: Your kids are destined for hellfire, and you are to thank for it.

                              Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
                              Second, this is different then disciplining children. By saying, "this is a Christian forum, not a cosplay hangout," Ezekiel is implying that she leave immediately, when she is asking for help. The least you can do is say, "you'll make it if you stick with Christ!" not, "Buzz off this isn't for your kind...."
                              Tell you what: I won't tell you how to be a dirty disgusting hippie, and you won't tell me how to Pastor my flock.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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