Greetings.

[Andrew Miller]

Greetings, True Christians of Landover Baptist. Before I continue with my introduction, I'd like to ask that you forgive me for any mistakes using this "internet" thing. It was something I never allowed my family near, so I'm a bit unfamiliar with it myself.

Anyway, I am a 39 year old God-fearing Christian man. My God-given name is Andrew Miller. Until recently, I lived with my family in Thorne Bay, Alaska, however work has forced me to move to Clarkesville, Georgia. Upon looking into the baptist churches here, I've found all of them unsatisfactory in order to serve God to my fullest.

A few nights ago, God visited me in a dream. He told me, "Andrew, you are not right with me. Your issues with your family are because of the women." And I realized that Satan had blinded me to the truth. You see, in nearly 22 years of marriage, my wife Sarah has only produced girls. Three troublesome girls. Useless things they are. My eldest, Leah, was eight before she finally understood her place. My youngest, Abigail, was much easier. However, Ruth has been stubborn since her conception. Always complaining no matter how much I beat her. Three years ago, a young upright Christian man agreed to take her off of my hands. A gift from God, Noah is.

Or so I believed, because her son, Ezra is nearly three and I'm convinced she's allowing him to become a sissy.

However, armed with God's assurance that you kind folks can help me get back on track, I do hope you can. For I want to serve God to my fullest capacity.

Oh, yes, of course. I'd nearly forgotten. How foolish of me. My parents raised me in the baptist faith since my conception. And my favorite Bible verse is probably KJV Revelation 18:8 "Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterely burned with fire: for strong is the LORD GOD who judgeth her'.", though each rereading of God's book gives me all the more enlightenment.

I apologize for the length of this post. I didn't wish to leave out anything. Thank you for reading this though.

-Andrew Miller

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings.

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Miller!

I would encourage you to continue immersing yourself in the Word, as well as immersing your grandson in the Word as well. You can read to him from the Holy Bible starting at sunup, don't you think? Read loudly, read sincerely, and read constantly until the sun goes down, if not later. Remember, faith comes from hearing, that is, hearing the Good News about Christ (Romans 10:17). Don't forget to start at the beginning, as our own divinely inspired Dr. Pendergast, Ph.D. reminds us, you can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.

If this child can preach the Word of the Lord to sinners on Easter Morning, you can preach it to your pansy little grandson every day of the week!

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings.

Greetings, True Christians of Landover Baptist. Before I continue with my introduction, I'd like to ask that you forgive me for any mistakes using this "internet" thing. It was something I never allowed my family near, so I'm a bit unfamiliar with it myself.

Anyway, I am a 39 year old God-fearing Christian man. My God-given name is Andrew Miller. Until recently, I lived with my family in Thorne Bay, Alaska, however work has forced me to move to Clarkesville, Georgia. Upon looking into the baptist churches here, I've found all of them unsatisfactory in order to serve God to my fullest.

A few nights ago, God visited me in a dream. He told me, "Andrew, you are not right with me. Your issues with your family are because of the women." And I realized that Satan had blinded me to the truth. You see, in nearly 22 years of marriage, my wife Sarah has only produced girls. Three troublesome girls. Useless things they are. My eldest, Leah, was eight before she finally understood her place. My youngest, Abigail, was much easier. However, Ruth has been stubborn since her conception. Always complaining no matter how much I beat her. Three years ago, a young upright Christian man agreed to take her off of my hands. A gift from God, Noah is.

Or so I believed, because her son, Ezra is nearly three and I'm convinced she's allowing him to become a sissy.

However, armed with God's assurance that you kind folks can help me get back on track, I do hope you can. For I want to serve God to my fullest capacity.

Oh, yes, of course. I'd nearly forgotten. How foolish of me. My parents raised me in the baptist faith since my conception. And my favorite Bible verse is probably KJV Revelation 18:8 "Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterely burned with fire: for strong is the LORD GOD who judgeth her'.", though each rereading of God's book gives me all the more enlightenment.

I apologize for the length of this post. I didn't wish to leave out anything. Thank you for reading this though.

-Andrew Miller

Hello!!
to LBC forums!

I'm sorry to hear about your wife only having given you three girls, remember, just keep trying, the more souls for Jesus, the better, even if they are girls they can still be useful in having more kids for the next generation, like your daughter, Ruth, did. About her son, maybe go over and visit every now and then, if Ezra misbehaves then you can beat him yourself. Also have a good chat to the husband. He should be the one doing most of the beatings, us women usually aren't strong enough to beat someone properly anyways.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Greetings.

A cautious welcome! I did not find your post at all boring but devoured all of it within an hour almost neglecting my prayer duties. A grown man with a lovely Introduction after all the teenage homers we encounter !

Which is what young Ezra will become unless you act NOW! A sissyboy becomes a vile homer at an early and tender age unless properly educated. In addition to the advice by Sister Mary I suggest you follow one of my Favorite Verses (see below). Your target seems to be clear in your mind so, please, do not despair! God has provided you with a Rod! Use it!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Andrew Miller]

Re: Greetings.

I apologize for taking so long to respond. Family matters demanded my attention.

I do appreciate all of your welcomes, and I will take your advice to heart. I regret to say however that Ruth seems to be bent on protecting this child from discipline, from his father or from myself. The last time my son-in-law tried to beat some sense into him, she threw herself in between them and refused to remove herself, forcing him to beat her nearly senseless, which of course drew the authorities, unfortunately. Needless to say, they have an eye on him now, which prevents him from executing his Godly duties. And the boy is terrified of me.

If I might ask, does anyone have any advice on how to deal with this? Preferrably without drawing the attention of authorities, since they restrain our ability to act on our God-given duties.

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings.

I apologize for taking so long to respond. Family matters demanded my attention.

I do appreciate all of your welcomes, and I will take your advice to heart. I regret to say however that Ruth seems to be bent on protecting this child from discipline, from his father or from myself. The last time my son-in-law tried to beat some sense into him, she threw herself in between them and refused to remove herself, forcing him to beat her nearly senseless, which of course drew the authorities, unfortunately. Needless to say, they have an eye on him now, which prevents him from executing his Godly duties. And the boy is terrified of me.

If I might ask, does anyone have any advice on how to deal with this? Preferrably without drawing the attention of authorities, since they restrain our ability to act on our God-given duties.

Some other punishments that might work without alerting the authorities, is making them skip dinner on the days they are bad. The problem is that if you do it too often the authorities will get involved. I think you need to go to the root of the problem, your daughter Ruth. You need to find a way to get her to become a True Christian, or she will continue getting in between your grandson and Jesus. Also, try locking them in their bedroom with nothing to do, except give them a KJV bible, so they have to just read the bible, hopefully that will at least get him on the right track so he knows why he is being beaten and what he has done wrong, hopefully then he will stop doing those things wrong. I hope that helped

Steph

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Greetings.

... And the boy is terrified of me...

What an encouraging sign! I think you can add to this and eventually transfer the fear of you into a healthy fear of God.

Luke 12:5
But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.


Genesis 31:53
The God of Abraham, and the God of Nahor, the God of their father, judge betwixt us. And Jacob sware by the fear of his father Isaac.


Through fear one can eventually, very carefully introduce the benefits, of which eventual salvation is the most obvious.

Psalms 103:13
Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him.



Another method is prayer. You should increase your regular prayer hours by at least 40-50%.

Daniel 9:3
And I set my face unto the Lord God, to seek by prayer and supplications, with fasting, and sackcloth, and ashes:


Jonah 3:6
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.



Do not despair. Discipline, fear and prayer can take you far and save your offspring from the sodomistic sissylife his sinning parents have prepared for him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings.

If I might ask, does anyone have any advice on how to deal with this? Preferrably without drawing the attention of authorities, since they restrain our ability to act on our God-given duties.

Hello again, Mr. Miller. If I may suggest, you sound like a bit of a whiner yourself. Perhaps the limp-wristed fruit doesn't fall far from the tree? In any case, if I were in your position, I'd stop asking strangers on the internet what to do and instead open my Holy Guidebook For Life. In there I'd read the appropriate mental and physical discipline of children is a necessary thing, and contributes to the well-being and correct upbringing of the child.

Many Scriptures explain the value of physical discipline. We are told not to fail to correct our children, that they won't die when we spank them in faith. Physical discipline may well save them from death (Proverbs 23:13-14; see also 13:24; 22:15; 20:30). The Bible strongly stresses the importance of discipline; it is something we must all have in order to be productive people, and it is much more easily learned when we are young. Children who are not disciplined often grow up rebellious, have no respect for authority, seek out disastrous lifestyles, like homosexual and goth, and as a result find it difficult to willingly obey and follow God. God Himself uses discipline to correct us and lead us down the right path and to encourage repentance for our wrong actions (Psalm 94:12; Proverbs 1:7; 6:23; 12:1; 13:1; 15:5; Isaiah 38:16; Hebrews 12:9).

You can invite your daughter to our wonderful forums, where she will find all kinds of wonderful advice from parents and concerned citizens alike:

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[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Greetings.

It is a true blessing to welcome you to our place of praise and worship! God led you here, and you'll find that He is a faithful God, a wondrous God, a mighty God, and precious God, hard as a rock, with a staff that is firm and able to penetrate the miry muck of sin. Glory to His Name!

You've received good counsel from my brothers and sisters. I would not offer any other advice, since I am 24 and not yet married. I know one day Jesus will bless me with the right man, since Jesus cares about every one of us, individually and collectively! Praise Him! Hallelujah!

Oh, how the joy bells ring when I think of the depth of His Love! And, brother, He careth for YOU. He understands the trials you've endured with your family and He stands ready to assist. PRAY! Pray NOW! Fall to your knees and call upon the mighty Name of Jesus!

Father God, in you we find definitive answers for all of our problems. In Your HOLY HANDS, the solution to everything that comes against us can be found. And now, Father, Abba Father, Holy Father, Precious Father, Loving Father, Wondrous Father, Glorious Father, Strong Father, Adoring Father, Faithful Father, Outstanding Father, Amazing Father, we just lift up our brother to YOU, Lord God, and ask that you send warring angels to battle against the demonic oppression that has beset his family. He fulfilled YOUR COMMAND, Lord, to be fruitful and multiply. Whatever the reason You sent him daughters, Father God, let it be for YOUR GLORY. Reach down and touch each one of them, Lord. Slap them silly with Salvation(R) and the sense that you even gave a goose. Bring them close to Your Side, Father God, and show unto them the pathways that You would have them to trod.

CHRIST ALMIGHTY, I claim this young boy for You, Father God. May He not be raised as a weak, girly homer, but instead may he be filled with Your PRECIOUS HOLY GHOST from his tiny pointed little head to the soles of his filthy, bacteria laden feet, and may YOUR WORD be found in his heart, Jesus; may this boy grow to be a great soldier in the battle against sin and evil, Lord! We believe, we believe, we believe, and we receive! OH GLORY! GLORY! GLORY! Thank You for the assurance we feel just now, Jesus, Savior of the World! I magnify Your Holy Name, Lord. Amen and Amen