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Old 09-23-2011, 11:08 PM
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I debated putting this in the Godly ladies' thread but decided that I would risk my reputation to be thought of as forward because this is just too good to keep from men. It really is about relationships in general and having a Godly, blessed marriage which we all know is the only way to have a strong, masculine, dominant nation in God we trust. Anyway, Christian Domestic Discipline is a resource I would share with you ladies to bring home to your Godly husbands, and for you husbands to bring home to your dear, humble wives. I would encourage you to show it to your male offspring so they can be prepared for the duties ahead of them as the head of the household as per God's glorious plan.

Here is a letter from a first time GDD participant who experienced personally just why our loving God calls us to obey authority (Hebrews 12:11):


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Hubby also informed me that we are going to be working on a habit I have that he can't stand. He is giving me enough leeway so I am not really stressed about it, and since our 'test' spank, I know what I'm in for if I fail. That alone gives me a strong desire to please him.

So here's the question.....

He feels like I could have handled a lot more then I did, so for future punishments he says he will do worse. As the spanks landed I truly felt like I could take no more, but within seconds I felt we could continue. I think my bottom just needed a few seconds to recover before moving on. Is this why some HOHs make the punishment drawn out? So the bottom has a few seconds to recover while the HOH is lecturing?

He also informed me that if he had to give me a punishment spank for the offense, it would be followed by weeks of reminder spanks. I noticed myself falling back into that fear again (of "is this right for us" or more so "is this right for my bottom"). Then I remembered that reminder spanks wouldn't be anything like punishment ones.

I can tell you that I have never respected, appreciated, or loved him more then I do in this moment. In return I feel so much love from him. This is why CDD works! This is why God lead us down this path, and this is why I know my marriage will only lead to good things.

For all you newbies...I have found that ALL of us are really scared and somewhat doubtful of this lifestyle, even if it is our idea. THIS IS NORMAL!! If you look back on some of the original posts on this site alone you will see it's true. You will also see that after the first spank, most couples are still on board and loving it!! So those of you who haven't received spank #1 try not to fear the unknown so much. If this wasn't right for you then you wouldn't still be here.
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Old 09-23-2011, 11:32 PM
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I can't stand to see such beautiful Christian women in sincere search of the Lord living with such frustration.

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It breaks my heart to see a woman so devout and hungry for the love of a real man of God saddled with such a pansy. Of course it makes me love my wife all the more and the next time I see her face shining up at me wet with tears of joy and full of righteous fear of the Lord after receiving His correction through my rod I'll be thinking of you in torment yearning for the same treatment. How can your husband see such testimony as that letter and not immediately beat you senseless!
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dear all, My husband regularly honors me with his discipline. I think that CDD is a precious tool that God gave to couples to buind up a christian marriage. there are many reasons why I would really suggest to each and every just married couple to practice a CDD marriage.

first of all: it helps me to to stay in track, to avoid sins, and to focus obediently to my husband's orders.

Second: after any intense session of disciplinary spanking, when I find myself in tears and sorrowful, I fully realize my inferiority, and my fragility, that are the core essence of feminility. I feel submissive, humble and grateful to my husband to protect me from sin and to guide me spiritually, and I feel a strong desire to submit to him, to please him, to obey to him.

finally: it boosts my husband's ego, showing him that he can fully exert his unrestricted leading authority over his wife, to make her a better wife, a better person and a better believer.

In order to enjoy as much as possible all these good advantages, we do not practice CDD only in case I've made some mistakes or sins, but my husbands regularly disciplines me every second day of the week, or every day (at bedtime) in periods such as spring, when I may tend to flutter a bit.
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I'll be thinking of you in torment yearning for the same treatment. How can your husband see such testimony as that letter and not immediately beat you senseless!
Yes Sir, you are totally right! It is so loving from our husband to dedicate their time, energy and efforts to correct their wives! And been beated senseless is a right way to increase a wife's respect and love towards a truly dominant and blessed christian husband!
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Welcome to God's favourite forum Juliet, you certainly seem to have the attributes of a good Christian woman (without seeing a photo of course).

How about posting a proper introduction in the Introduction forum. What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

1 Corinthians 14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

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Welcome to God's favourite forum Juliet, you certainly seem to have the attributes of a good Christian woman (without seeing a photo of course).

How about posting a proper introduction in the Introduction forum. What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

1 Corinthians 14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

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Dear Juliet

To the right of your name you will see the words 'Posts - 3'.
Above this post you will see three of your posts, none of which counts as an Introduction .

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To the right of your name you will see the words 'Posts - 3'.
Above this post you will see three of your posts, none of which counts as an Introduction .

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Oh, I beg your pardon Sir, I was sure I had posted my introduction the firts time I entered the forum but I myself are not able to find it! Maybe I did not save it properly? I am not very familar with web resources, I will post it once more!
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Of course, sweetie! Better yet, just read your Bible, it's all there.
Sweet Darling Lissa,

Did you ever read YOURS? I seem to recall something about how anything written above third grade level was so hard for you. Keep striving, honeydew. You'll soon get beyond Winnie the Pooh. God will understand.

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Sweet Darling Lissa,

Did you ever read YOURS? I seem to recall something about how anything written above third grade level was so hard for you. Keep striving, honeydew. You'll soon get beyond Winnie the Pooh. God will understand.

With prayers,
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My sweet little darling. Why do you ask? Do you want me to read it to you? Oh, you are such a sweetie! Of course I will! I always enjoy helping others!
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My sweet little darling. Why do you ask? Do you want me to read it to you? Oh, you are such a sweetie! Of course I will! I always enjoy helping others!
My Precious, Precious Sister,

As always, there you are - reaching out to others when your own needs are far greater. Surely our Savior will bless you with many crowns come the glory. I know I would LOVE to crown you right now, dear.

Yours faithfully,
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My Precious, Precious Sister,

As always, there you are - reaching out to others when your own needs are far greater. Surely our Savior will bless you with many crowns come the glory. I know I would LOVE to crown you right now, dear.

Yours faithfully,
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You're welcome, my beloved Sister.
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Dear Ladies of Landover, I am also a Christian Wife who realizes that my husband is the head of the household and must, therefore, dole out Godly discipline when necessary. I wanted to share a picture of a pair of Godly bloomers I made to wear under my dresses. These bloomers take away the need to "pull down" the bloomers for the spanking. My husband was very proud that I had put much thought into the making of these bloomers. He knew I wanted to make his job easier. Please let me know if you would like the pattern for these beautiful Godly bloomers! I will be happy to share!
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