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  • Missynine
    Unsaved trash, admitted retard
    • Sep 2014
    • 17

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
    Are you a "Twink" by any chance? If so, let's talk.

    But first: in your post above, you mention that you've seen things here about torturing children and that those with certain afflictions - whether mental or physical - have chosen to be that way. Glory to God! You're obviously looking around with an inquisitive heart in search of the truth. Surely the Holy Spirit is working within you to bring you to the altar of God's forgiveness, already freely available to you when you accept Jesus as Savior!

    Think of it this way. Let's say you and I are best buds and I have tickets to see the Rangers. If you choose not to go with me, you can't go to the gay bar and cry with all the other homers that you are so sad that you chose not to enjoy some good hockey, preferring to admire the dresses of your fellow fags as they discuss Big Brother or Project Runway. You had a chance to hang with a manly guy like me, doing straight things like watching dudes beat up on each other while they ice skate.

    A person that chooses to remain autistic, for example, instead of accepting the PROMISES OF GOD that clearly state by His stripes we ARE healed (Isaiah 53:5) and we can pray to the Father and if we are His Children, He will hear us (John 14:13), it truly is making a choice. That, my friend, is a lifestyle choice that will lead us to hell. It is obviously a good thing to be freed from illness and sin and being gay or being mentally deficient - so if we ignore God's offer to heal us, we are committing a sin (James 4:17). I sincerely hope this puts it in perspective. I understand it is difficult to think with the mind of God when you are still stuck in your sin - but in order to get where you need to be you have to see yourself there.

    If I want to travel to Newark, New Jersey (a dreadful thought - it's all icky there), I need to first see myself there and anticipate the feelings I would have if I went there (which would be disgust). Next, I have to have a roadmap. Well, Jesus wants you to imagine what it would be like for Him to be inside you, with His Loving Arms wrapped about you as He fills you full of His Holy Ghost. (1 Corinthians 1:9) To prove His love, He gave us a roadmap - His Word! (Psalm 119:105)

    Once you accept Jesus, you then begin to follow Him with the eyes of faith. This, in turn, creates within you the ability to see the world as God sees it. You begin to realize what you've been missing by ignoring His Promises (GLORY!). It is at that moment that you will finally understand just what kind of God He is! His Word explains every detail of the way God thinks and what He thinks of His creation! Hallelujah! You begin to understand why we must be stern in discipline with young ones, why we must pray, why we must go to church a million times a week, why we must give money to the church (May I recommend tithing to Landover - the best bang for your buck), why we cannot masturbate or look at women with lust, and why we must marry, discipline our wives, and be the head of the household. It's ALL found in His glorious Book.

    By this time, your eyes are probably tired or I've bored you, but I hope not. I speak these things to you in Jesus Name with the love He has placed in my heart for all people. I am not looking at your imperfections, and neither is God: 1 Samuel 16:7

    Friend, fall on your face before the Almighty and accept the wondrous gift that He gave you by sending His Son to earth to temporarily die, come back to life, and ascend back to Heaven so He can intercede for you with His Father, who is actually Him (I know, it sounds like God has dissociative disorder, but He cannot, for He is all knowing and all powerful, so if He had a mental illness, He would cure Himself and all His 3 parts). I know it sounds like a lot to digest, but take it a day at a time! I will pray for you, friend.

    "One day at a time, sweet Jesus, that's all I'm asking from You; Give me the strength to do every day, what I have to do. Yesterday's gone, Sweet Jesus, and tomorrow may never be mine. Lord help me today, show me the way, one day at a time."

    Come, Lord Jesus,
    BrotherLarry
    Apologies that i didn't read it all i just kinda skimmed through
    firstly i wouldn't go to game of men beating up men because i do not have interest in sports, secondly and is because people seem not to notice, i am Bi it means i Like Women as well as men, in fact women more than men
    (although i wont lie i'd totally crossdress and often get referred as a Trap, a man that looks like a woman in body and face) and lastly i myself am Mildly autistic and i am a perfectly functioning person
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Missynine View Post
      well consider me a challenge :-)
      I consider you an abomination, and so does Jesus.

      (Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

      Yours in Christ (NOT SIEGFRIED AND ROY),

      Z. Smyth
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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8459

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Missynine View Post
        ..... and lastly i myself am Mildly autistic and i am a perfectly functioning person
        So you don't know what being autistic means? Or you don't know what it means to be a perfectly functioning person? (My money's on both.)
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Missynine View Post
          what if i ended up coming here to be "saved"
          are you just gonna throw me away?
          Since you've admitted to being a retard, your ability to comprehend God's magnificence is in grave doubt. Better read this book for starters.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Missynine
            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
            • Sep 2014
            • 17

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            So you don't know what being autistic means? Or you don't know what it means to be a perfectly functioning person? (My money's on both.)
            I do know what autism is i have been diagnosed with it, and i can do things correctly and my body functions the way it should, so technically i can be called a perfectly normal person, doesn't mean i am
            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Since you've admitted to being a retard, your ability to comprehend God's magnificence is in grave doubt. Better read this book for starters.

            I'd rather read something that doesn't outright insult the reader
            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Missynine View Post
              ...I'd rather read something that doesn't outright insult the reader
              So you know what the book says before you've read it.

              Prejudiced, much?

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              • Missynine
                Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                • Sep 2014
                • 17

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                So you know what the book says before you've read it.

                Prejudiced, much?
                if you didn't notice there a thing called text and its on the cover, it kinda gives away the content.
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12997

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Missynine View Post
                  if you didn't notice there a thing called text and its on the cover, it kinda gives away the content.
                  That's basically what prejudice boils down to, sweetie: judging a book by its cover.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • BrotherLarry
                    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2266

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    When someone is kind to you, it's most improper to continue being sassy. If you had read my post in its entirety, the Holy Spirit might have come upon you and touched your heart.

                    I will continue to pray for you.

                    Come, Lord Jesus
                    BrotherLarry
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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