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  • Tinybrain
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    • Nov 2014
    • 20

    #1

    Ello!

    Hello fellow saviors!
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10286

    #2
    Re: Ello!

    Originally posted by Bigbreats View Post
    Hello fellow saviors!
    Hello,

    What would you call your opening post? I call it a greeting instead of an introduction. Definitions, definitions... Another thing to be defined: Savior. Definition: Jesus Christ Son of God our LORD.

    So, you choose to remain a mystery. No favorite verse, zilch, niente, nichts, nyechevo! Another mystery for you here:
    1 Corinthians 15:51
    Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.


    And the definitions. Your username is a bit fishy... Why choose a colloquial name for a vulgar staple fish species mostly used for UK foods?
    BREAT n. A local English name of the turbot.

    What a big breat here! Still, not very relevant when it comes to worship...


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Tinybrain
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      • Nov 2014
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Ello!

      You poor soul.
      If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
      How can you allow yourself to be abused?

      Do you know what it is to be a feminist?
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #4
        Re: Ello!

        Originally posted by Bigbreats View Post
        You poor soul.
        My dear confused heathen,

        If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
        How can you allow yourself to be abused?
        Brother Elmer is not a woman. Even if you are not familiar with the name "Elmer," you could have guessed that Brother Elmer is a man based on his intelligence, eloquence, and general brilliance. Unless, of course, you're a lowly woman yourself, then your lack of reasoning skills is fully excused, dear.

        Do you know what it is to be a feminist?
        Why would any Christian (male or female) want to know how it is to be a degenerate?

        I will pray for your soul, sweetie.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Ello!

          Originally posted by Bigbreats View Post
          You poor soul.
          If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
          How can you allow yourself to be abused?

          Do you know what it is to be a feminist?

          Welcome to Earth and welcome to this Godly forum. Please show proper respect to others or you will likely face the wrath of the Pastor.


          Are you saved?
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Tinybrain
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2014
            • 20

            #6
            Re: Ello!

            Heathen?
            You crack me up.
            I believe in God.
            But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

            Have fun in hell.
            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997

              #7
              Re: Ello!

              Originally posted by Bigbreats View Post
              Heathen?
              You crack me up.
              I believe in God.

              But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

              Have fun in hell.
              We know what God wants - it's all in the Bible. We follow what God wants. You say you believe in God, yet you decline to learn and follow His Will. Why?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Tinybrain
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2014
                • 20

                #8
                Re: Ello!

                I will give respect to those who deserve it.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: Ello!

                  We follow God's word here, woman.

                  None of your accusations are true. We cherish the lesser races and strive to bring them to Jesus. Both the men and the women of our congregation do this work, the men in leadership, of course. Only such unsaved trash as yourself would call us judgmental. We actually accept even unlettered wretches like you here and we will even communicate with you.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Tinybrain
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                    • Nov 2014
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Ello!

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    We follow God's word here, woman.

                    None of your accusations are true. We cherish the lesser races and strive to bring them to Jesus. Both the men and the women of our congregation do this work, the men in leadership, of course. Only such unsaved trash as yourself would call us judgmental. We actually accept even unlettered wretches like you here and we will even communicate with you.
                    ALL RACES ARE EQUAL! There are no "lesser races"
                    And do not call me "woman" you idiot.

                    Wretch?
                    Why you're just an ignorant bastard.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #11
                      Re: Ello!

                      Strong language is never welcome.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #12
                        Re: Ello!

                        Originally posted by Bigbreats View Post
                        ALL RACES ARE EQUAL! There are no "lesser races"
                        Oh, so God put Genesis 9:25 in the Holy Bible just for fun?

                        And do not call me "woman" you idiot.
                        Sweetie, you behave like a moody, emotional person, and you don't give any details about yourself in your "introduction," that certainly allows us to speculate, doesn't it?

                        Wretch?
                        Why you're just an ignorant bastard.
                        Thank you, sweetie. We are blessed by your persecution (Matthew 5:10-12).

                        I'm sending my prayers for your lost soul.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Ello!

                          Dear Godmocking Whore;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Tinybrain
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2014
                            • 20

                            #14
                            Re: Ello!

                            Don't you people have morals?
                            Beating poor women?
                            SELLING children? They're not propery for go's sake.

                            No man has the right to lay a hand on me.
                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997

                              #15
                              Re: Ello!

                              Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
                              Don't you people have morals?
                              Yes.

                              Beating poor women?
                              Yes.

                              Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

                              SELLING children? They're not propery for go's sake.
                              Wrong:

                              Exodus 21:7-11
                              7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                              8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
                              9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                              10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                              11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.


                              No man has the right to lay a hand on me.
                              Poor child. I hope that Jesus will allow you to see the Truth. It seems that right now He wants to send you to Hell, though:

                              2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
                              11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                              12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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