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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #31
    Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    I know deep down inside you all want to be Catholic-after all, why would you speak the languages of those heavily Catholic regions if you hate us so much?
    For the same reasons that I take a group of True Christian(tm) Brothers into the cesspools of downtown Des Moines every Friday night to witness to the strippers.

    God wants us to wade into satan's territory and save souls. In your case it's "know thy enemy."
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #32
      Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      I know deep down inside you all want to be Catholic-after all, why would you speak the languages of those heavily Catholic regions if you hate us so much?
      I know deep down inside you want to be a Graeco-Roman pagan — after all, why would you speak the language of ancient Rome (in your corrupted version called Ecclesiastical Latin) if you hate it so much? Besides, certain practices of the ancient Greeks are alive and well and living in the Roman institution, now, aren't they?

      ETA: Oops, my bad. Catholicism pretty much is Graeco-Roman paganism with a thin Christian veneer.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • H. Montague Worthington
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        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #33
        Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

        I suppose this Christmas will be the first time there won't be a Christmas tree at the White House. I haven't been to Washington lately and I can't bear to see what the White House is going to look like with minarets and swastikas.

        Sad.

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        • F. Nietzsche
          Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
          • Apr 2008
          • 120

          #34
          Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

          This entire issue seems somehow passe...

          It's not so much atheists persecuting Christians as it is fanatical madmen approaching a philosophical position with the passion of a religion, it's absurd.

          Oh, and to the innumerable Atheists who posted here with their, for lack of a better word, grammar, learn to use the shift key and punctuation. Typing without reasonable spelling or decent grammar is the mark of a poor thinker.

          -Nietzsche
          The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #35
            Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

            Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
            This entire issue seems somehow passe...

            It's not so much atheists persecuting Christians as it is fanatical madmen approaching a philosophical position with the passion of a religion, it's absurd.

            Oh, and to the innumerable Atheists who posted here with their, for lack of a better word, grammar, learn to use the shift key and punctuation. Typing without reasonable spelling or decent grammar is the mark of a poor thinker.

            -Nietzsche
            Atheism is passe friend. How anyone can truly believe in the existence of nothing this day and age is beyond belief. How many years ago did you name sake proclaim "God is dead" and yet here we are poised to teach Creationism in America's classrooms?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #36
              Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

              I've got it on good authority that this Christmas, the Obama White House (an oxymormon if ever there was one) is planning on forcing through a constitutional amendment that effectively forces the Christ out of Christmas. The Demoncrat law mandates all Americans to have "Holiday Trees" in their homes, decorated with only secular objects.

              It all started with this chain email I received, which I believe 100% because it probably comes from a concerned Christian.

              White House will not do Christmas

              Thought you might be interested in this information from the Obama White House. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact.

              We have a friend at church who is a very talented artist. For several years she, among many others, has painted ornaments to be hung on the various White House Christmas trees. The WH usually sends out an invitation to send an ornament and informs the artists of the theme for the year.

              She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They will be called Holiday trees. And, to please not send any ornaments painted with a religious theme.

              She was very upset at this development and sent back a reply telling them that she only painted the ornaments for Christmas trees and would not be sending any for display that left Christ out of Christmas.

              Just thought you should know what the new residents in the WH plan for the future of America . If you missed his statement that "we do not consider ourselves a Christian Nation" this should confirm that he plans to take us away from our religious foundation as quickly as possible.

              These are the End Times, Brothers and sisters.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #37
                Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                Interesting, Pastor Zeke. I got this in my email today, and it must be true (otherwise, why would so many people forward it?)

                OBAMA IS MAKING IT ILLEGAL TO SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS". YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                "President" Obama has sent an in-White House memo that got leaked saying that "Merry Christmas" is prohibited around the White House, lest they offend non-Christians. He has made it it PUNISHABLE BY TERMINATION...yes...YOU CAN GET FIRED FOR SAYING "MERRY CHRISTMAS".

                Furthermore, no Christmas decorations will be put up in the White House this year. Obama told a staffer (leaked): "This is a multi-religious nation and I have a responsibility to my Muslim, Jewish, and Atheist friends not to push the Christian agenda in the White House." He honestly said that!!!!

                SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!! LET THEM KNOW THAT AMERICA ELECTED THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #38
                  Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Interesting, Pastor Zeke. I got this in my email today, and it must be true (otherwise, why would so many people forward it?)
                  Well I'd call that double confirmation, Rev. Jim. I'm going to have this vital information printed in this Sunday's Church Newsletter.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • F. Nietzsche
                    Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 120

                    #39
                    Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Atheism is passe friend. How anyone can truly believe in the existence of nothing this day and age is beyond belief. How many years ago did you name sake proclaim "God is dead" and yet here we are poised to teach Creationism in America's classrooms?
                    Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

                    Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
                    The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #40
                      Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                      Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
                      Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

                      Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
                      That is plenty of room for God to exist in friend. Perhaps it would be to term that nothing you describe as "gap"?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #41
                        Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                        Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
                        Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

                        Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
                        And that gibberish is how you justify the atheists waging war on Christmas?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • F. Nietzsche
                          Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 120

                          #42
                          Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          And that gibberish is how you justify the atheists waging war on Christmas?
                          No, not at all. The "War on Christmas" is absurd, in all honesty. It's a secular crusade fought by Dawkins readers who think of Atheism as a religion and want to foist it upon everyone with the zeal of a suicide bomber.
                          The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #43
                            Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                            Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
                            Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

                            Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
                            This is complete nonsense if you think about it. Ok, if there is this supposed void, which is literally "nothingness", then how could it be measured? The value of "nothing" is zero. There's no way there could be millions of light years of "nothing" if there is nothing there.

                            Think about it. Nothing + Nothing = Nothing. 0 + 0 = 0. If I have nothing, and you have nothing, we don't have "two nothings", we both just have nothing. You can't measure it.

                            Also, we can disprove the point of atoms being 99.99% empty space. If this were true, wouldn't we mostly see empty space? Let's use an analogy: Say we have millions of Lego bricks. Each Lego Brick is 99.99% red with a tiny, tiny blue dot in the center of it, which is equal to 0.01%. If we stacked these millions of Legos into a wall, and traveled far away and looked at it from a distance....what color would the wall appear? Red, of course.

                            But, if you claim that 0.01% of atoms are mass (blue), then that means the wall would look blue in the distance.

                            See, this is why I don't trust atheist scientists. They believe in the strangest superstitions that defy common sense.

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                            • F. Nietzsche
                              Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 120

                              #44
                              Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              This is complete nonsense if you think about it. Ok, if there is this supposed void, which is literally "nothingness", then how could it be measured? The value of "nothing" is zero. There's no way there could be millions of light years of "nothing" if there is nothing there.

                              Think about it. Nothing + Nothing = Nothing. 0 + 0 = 0. If I have nothing, and you have nothing, we don't have "two nothings", we both just have nothing. You can't measure it.
                              You actually can. An example of a void would be the Capricornus Void between two galactic superclusters. It's about 230 Mpc across, taken by measuring the redshift coefficents of the objects on the boundaries.

                              Also, we can disprove the point of atoms being 99.99% empty space. If this were true, wouldn't we mostly see empty space? Let's use an analogy: Say we have millions of Lego bricks. Each Lego Brick is 99.99% red with a tiny, tiny blue dot in the center of it, which is equal to 0.01%. If we stacked these millions of Legos into a wall, and traveled far away and looked at it from a distance....what color would the wall appear? Red, of course.

                              But, if you claim that 0.01% of atoms are mass (blue), then that means the wall would look blue in the distance.

                              See, this is why I don't trust atheist scientists. They believe in the strangest superstitions that defy common sense.

                              You're mistaking color for being an innate quality of an object.

                              To give a better example, find a large, completely dark chamber, then, from a distance, turn on a set of bulbs and tell me if you can see them. The entirety of the light you percieve is created by a filament the thickness of a hair inside a vaccum, yet, if you place the lights together close enough, it appears to be a single object of light in comparison to the dark room.

                              While it's not a perfect analogy, it actually gets closer to the point, the atoms are only visible to us as a collective as a result of the light they reflect, releasing color that we percieve, but the source of the fields of color we see is mostly empty space. We aren't seeing the "parts" so to speak, as they're far too small, just the reflected light.
                              The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #45
                                Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!!

                                Do these atheist dogs know no shame?? Look at the giant billboards they're erecting all over God's favorite land!

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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